[Soon] Rich Stepdad Slacks Off on a Parenting Show with Metaphysics

Believe in science.

Title(s)
Rich Stepdad Slacks Off on a Parenting Show with Metaphysics

Author
Shui Mu Ming Ming

Original Language
Chinese

Released
2025

Status
Ongoing
Ongoing on Patreon

Tags
BL (Boys Love)/Danmei/Yaoi, Book Transmigration, Easygoing, Entertainment Industry, Face-Slapping, Live Streaming, Metaphysics, Modern Days, Parenting, Power Fantasy, Receiver Protagonist/Bottom/Shou/Uke, Romance, Transmigration

Protagonist(s)
Xian Zai, Jiang Lai

Summary

A legendary master of the mystic arts transmigrates into a novel.

His husband is rich, handsome, and never comes home. He can rotate between luxury cars worth tens of millions, swipe an unlimited black card, and even has a dutiful stepson ready to support him in old age.

The original owner of the body was a fake young master who stole the real heir's place and married into a wealthy family. Hoping to clear his terrible reputation through a parenting reality show, he only made things worse time and again. After years of abusing his stepson, which eventually led to the child's death, he was sent to prison.

Now that Xian Zai has taken over the body, he chooses to embrace a laid-back, chaotic lifestyle and immediately retires from show business.
"Hahahaha... Working? Impossible! I'll never work a day in my life!"

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The stepson Jiang Tang was reborn to counterattack, wanting his big daddy to marry the gentle real young master instead.

The child was weak and sickly, and a traveling con-man brought out a "folk remedy" that the child had been taking long-term.

Stepdad: "What what what? Talisman paper water? Take fever medicine! You must believe in science!"

Jiang Tang, who had been planning to secretly collect evidence of the abuse: "...?"

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Formulating a new literature of losing one's mind, Jiang Tang took his stepdad to the parenting show to expose his true colors.

#1

In the dead of night, Jiang Tang abandoned his stepdad in a mountain ravine, but ended up getting lost himself.

Xian Zai watched his stepson spinning in circles on the spot: "Tang Tang, Daddy will strike a bolt of lightning to light the way for you."

Boom! The dark night turned as bright as day!

Xian Zai: "This is a special effect, you must believe in science."

Audience: 【Livestream? Special effects?】

#2

Jiang Tang refused to complete the missions, wanting to prevent his stepdad from earning money so he would lose face.

Xian Zai: "The second divination is half price!"

【I can't forget my ex-boyfriend.】

Xian Zai: "He's affecting your financial luck."

【I don't love him anymore.】

Relying on "you must believe in science," the stepdad made a thousand a day, taking his stepson along to live high and eat well.
The livestream room repeatedly tested the waters on the brink of being banned.

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Facing anti-fans, Xian Zai pinched his fingers to calculate, exposing eighteen generations of their ancestors perfectly clear.

"Your father committed robbery and murder, your uncle is a gangster who collects protection money, and you still want to join the Party? Brother, it's already good enough that they gave you an ID card!"

#YouMustBelieveInScience# rushed to the hot search.

【Haters turning into fans, begging for financial luck!】

【Daddy, can you tie me with the God of Wealth and the Matchmaker together!】

The parenting show exploded in popularity, and Xian Zai gained millions of followers through his unhinged slacking and metaphysics.

The other cubs: "Tang Tang, since you hate your little dad so much, can we swap?"

Jiang Tang: "He is my daddy!"

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The wealthy husband had just gotten off the plane when he accidentally ran into his wife and son reading fortunes on the roadside: "This gentleman's face shows you are destined to be either rich or noble, it's just that your five elements are missing ME, otherwise you will definitely face a bloody disaster."

The child addressed the man as big daddy.

Xian Zai was caught red-handed in his flirting behavior: "I brought our son to pick you up! Are you surprised?"

President Jiang sneered: "You came to the railway station to pick me up?"

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Everyone mocked the fallen fake young master for marrying an old man.

【Everyone, I sent my family immortal spirit to see who he married.】

Five minutes later.

【My family immortal spirit has been detained!】

Xian Zai: "My husband is Wang Er'mazi from the village head, his family sells sesame oil."

Secretary: "Oh no! The Madam watered the rival company's money tree to death! He also replaced all the Gods of Wealth with Ultraman!"

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President Jiang drove a Rolls-Royce to the roadside fortune-telling stall to pick up his spouse.

Top hot search headline.

#Shock! The boss of the well-known Jiang's Group is named Wang Er'mazi#

Paparazzi: "Has the child been abused long-term? President Jiang, are you going to divorce?"

Jiang Tang: "My little dad is very good to me, those haters better apologize quickly, my little dad said what's the use of birth charts, a photo is enough."

President Jiang: "Won't divorce and don't dare to divorce, the birth charts are in my wife's hands."

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Wife-doting madman tycoon Gong x Silly-goofy lying flat slacker metaphysics master Shou

*All credit goes to the original author
*Feel free to pinpoint us if there any grammar error
*Sometimes using Chinese suffix here

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