The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 76

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"Actually, I was hit by a car a few years ago. Although my body is fine, my brain has sequelae. My childhood memories are almost blurred, and I still feel pain when I am emotional. If I hadn't seen my parents in the crowd, I might have forgotten that I am also a member of the Liang family."

[Okay, Bai Shunan said everything. Now even if Liang Weiyi and his wife really want to use their childhood experiences to verify the identities of Bai Shunan and Guan Sibo, Bai Shunan has an excuse to escape.]

An Xia's attention was all on the excitement in front of him, but Fu Qingchen saw that Bai Shunan was pretending to be weak and desperately flirting with him.

He hurriedly stuck to An Xia.

An Xia, say something, your alpha was being teased openly!

An Xia didn't care, An Xia didn't listen, An Xia righteously rejected the boss's sticking behavior.

Could you understand something? You were still busy eating melons. What were you sticking to? You were not allowed to stick!

(*The internet term refers to a very close relationship and interaction between two people, including love, affection, friendship, etc.; Hug close to the cheek and comfort each other; Intimate.)

The current situation was that the real and fake young master case had reached a stalemate. Liang Weiyi and his wife were more sad than each other, crying more miserably than each other. Who had the energy to distinguish the real and fake young masters?

At this critical moment, the Liang family housekeeper stepped forward.

"Sir and Madam, I have a way to distinguish who is the real young master and who is the fake."

Bai Shunan's heart skipped a beat, and Liang Weiyi and his wife's eyes lit up, "What do you have?"

"I remember that the young master has a black birthmark on his back. Just look at who has a birthmark on his back, and he must be the young master!"

After hearing this, Liang Weiyi and his wife finally felt relieved. Why didn't they think that their son did have such a birthmark on his back?

They quickly took Bai Shunan and Guan Sibo in their arms and ran to the nearest room for a careful inspection.

Not long after, the two of them walked out of the two rooms with smiling faces, saying in unison—

"Shunan does have a birthmark on his back!"

"Sibo does have a birthmark on his back!"

As soon as they finished speaking, the two of them were stunned. How could both of them have birthmarks?

The housekeeper didn't expect that this trick didn't work, and fell into silence for a while.

Sure enough, after successfully passing the birthmark verification, Bai Shunan already looked like he had won.

He was better at speaking than Guan Sibo, and he was more handsome than Guan Sibo. In the case of the same confusing identity, the Liang couple would definitely side with him.

On the other hand, Guan Sibo was usually sullen and didn't talk much in the dormitory. Now even in front of his biological parents, he still couldn't fart loudly.

But An Xia had already guessed this result.

[When Bai Shunan knew that Guan Sibo was the youngest son of the Liang family, he had already made all the preparations.]

[Of course, he also knew about obvious identification methods like birthmarks.]

[Just in case, he even peeked at Guan Sibo taking a bath!]

[He memorized the locations of all birthmarks or obvious moles, and then used a special potion that would not fade in a short time to draw these birthmarks on his body.]

[In other words, Bai Shunan now knows the locations of all birthmarks on Guan Sibo's body better than Guan Sibo himself!]

[If conditions permit, Bai Shunan is even willing to perm the hair there to make it as curly as Guan Sibo's!]

Fu Qingchen, who was still listening to his inner voice, was confused for a moment. Where was the hair there?

If one plan failed, Liang's housekeeper would come up with another one!

"If there is a problem with the hair identification, then use fingernails or toenails to identify!"

Bai Shunan immediately stretched out his perfectly trimmed fingers and toes, "What a coincidence, I just trimmed all my fingernails and toenails yesterday, and I trimmed them very cleanly"

Liang's housekeeper was shocked, "Then use blood identification!"

Bai Shunan suddenly fell down and sat weakly on the sofa, "I have blood phobia and needle phobia. I am afraid of needles!"

"If the needle pierces my body, I will feel dizzy, nauseous, dry heave, shiver, sweat all over, and have symptoms of epilepsy, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over."

"If the symptoms are more serious, I will laugh and cry wildly, have auditory and visual hallucinations, and may even run naked on the street!"

An Xia and the others who were still watching opened their eyes wide after hearing this.

This was not needle phobia, this was a mental illness!

Liang's housekeeper's face had turned red, he spoke again in a stern voice, and came up with another idea. "There is also oral mucosa! Oral mucosa should be okay!"

Bai Shunan was not in a hurry and stuck out his tongue:

"Ah... actually, I still have bad breath! I was diagnosed with Helicobacter pylori infection a few days ago!"

"You, you, you..."

Liang's housekeeper took a few steps back, he didn't expect the man in front of him to be so difficult!

Bai Shunan sneered in his heart, the dawn of victory was just around the corner, as long as he could hold on until Guan Sibo automatically withdrew!

[Oh... what a pity.]

An Xia suddenly sighed in his heart: What new discovery was this?

Fu Qingchen quietly pricked up his ears, and heard An Xia continue to say in his heart.

[Is Bai Shunan really going to succeed?]

[He is quite eloquent, why is Guan Sibo unwilling to say a word at this critical juncture?]

[At least try to get some impression points!]

An Xia was worried about Guan Sibo, this taciturn guy.

[Didn't they say he was positive and sunny? Where is the positive? Where is the sunshine?]

[I saw that when he was a child, he was quite positive when he discussed with Mr. Liang where to hide their private money and New Year's money. Why is he speechless now?]

An Xia's words suddenly reminded Fu Qingchen.

Liang Weiyi's image to the outside world had always been a person who did great things quietly. Although he didn't talk much, he would be particularly positive once it came to making money.

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