The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 103

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He put down the porcelain plate in his hand and approached Liu Xiaozhou step by step, "Xiaozhou... I was the first one to know you, why did he get there first? I really can't accept this! How can you let me accept this!"

"You must have never seen anyone better, so you were deceived by An Xia!"

The more he spoke, the stranger it became. Liu Xiaozhou didn't understand.

And why did he feel that Jian Wenlun's expression seemed a little strange?

...he seemed to smell a little bit of Jian Wenlun's pheromone.

An alpha and an omega, alone in a room in the middle of the night, and Jian Wenlun always talked to him about eggs.

Could it be that...

Liu Xiaozhou trembled and looked up and down at Jian Wenlun who was approaching step by step, and finally inevitably attracted all his attention to the strange bulge in a certain part.

D*mn! It's so big!

Bah! Now was not the time to praise this!

Suddenly! In Liu Xiaozhou's horrified eyes, Jian Wenlun put his hand on his belt, "Xiaozhou, I'll show you a better one now... ouch!"

"Jian Wenlun! Today it's either you or me!"

"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. Take your eggs away from me. I, Liu Xiaozhou, will fight you today!"

When An Xia and Fu Qingchen rushed to the door of the next room, they saw Liu Xiaozhou holding a tea egg in each hand and roaring wildly, while Jian Wenlun was lying on the ground with his hands covering his indescribable body parts and his face full of pain.

[Oh my God, what a shocking scene!]

Jian Wenlun was lying on the ground, with his face covered with cold preserved eggs by Liu Xiaozhou, while he stretched out his hands to the two people at the door and crawled in the dark...

"Fu Qingchen... An Xia... save me..."

His call was too heartbreaking, coupled with the face that could no longer be seen clearly, and the weird posture of crawling hideously while covering his crotch.

An Xia and Fu Qingchen took several steps back in tacit understanding.

[Even if Sadako came, she would have to fly back to her hometown overnight. Kayako could walk upright after watching it. If the crew of Resident Evil came, they would have to shoot a special spin-off for Jian Wenlun. Train to Busan was immediately renamed Train to Norway.]

While Jian Wenlun was climbing, Liu Xiaozhou was holding a tea egg in the room and shouting "ora ora", jumping up and down from time to time to show off his excellent jumping ability.

It was really too advanced... such performance art was really too advanced.

It was a height that modern humans could not understand.

Very abstract!

It was more than ten minutes later when everything returned to normal.

Even though the hotel cleaning staff frequently cast strange eyes at them when they came to clean.

Even though Liu Xiaozhou was trying to stuff the runny fried egg on the table into Jian Wenlun's mouth.

Even though Jian Wenlun was in a mess, covering his crotch and running around the room in a weird posture.

But at least when the room was cleaned, the two of them barely returned to normal; except that Liu Xiaozhou was still holding the two tea eggs in his hands.

They tried to persuade him, but he didn't listen, so just let him be.

"To prevent him from having any other improper thoughts about me, I must keep two self-defense weapons with me." Said Liu Xiaozhou.

Although An Xia really couldn't see how these two tea eggs could be used as self-defense weapons, could it be that Liu Xiaozhou wanted to choke Jian Wenlun to death?

But Jian Wenlun, who was still grimaced in pain, held the opposite opinion, "I just want to take out the contract in my pocket and show it to you, and talk about the cooperation between Jian's and your tea egg stall!"

Cooperation?

What cooperation?

Liu Xiaozhou was stunned, put down the tea egg in his hand, and sat in a particularly well-behaved posture, "Come on, please elaborate."

An Xia added an explanation for Jian Wenlun in his heart, [Because the best way that Xiao Jian can think of to completely tie himself and Liu Xiaozhou together is to make Liu Xiaozhou's tea egg stall and Jian's become permanent partners.]

[And he just happened to learn from his subordinates that Fu's people also wanted to cooperate with Liu Xiaozhou. In order to prevent Liu Xiaozhou from being snatched away by Fu's secretary, he immediately re-drafted a new cooperation contract, which would benefit Liu Xiaozhou without any harm.]

Seeing this, An Xia suddenly frowned again/

[What do you mean to prevent Liu Xiaozhou from being snatched away by Fu's secretary? This Fu's secretary is not talking about me, right?]

[But Liu Xiaozhou and I have no relationship, we are completely the same number.]

He had no intention of being the top, and Liu Xiaozhou couldn't be the top at first glance, there was no possibility for the two of them!

Fu Qingchen was ecstatic, it's better to have no relationship, that was to have no relationship, and finally don't have any relationship in the future!

In this way, even if An Xia didn't hear his confession, at least it could be sure that An Xia would not be snatched away by others again.

[But... I just seemed to hear someone confessing, who was it?]

It's me, it's me!

Fu Qingchen's expression gradually became excited, and his eyes became more and more passionate when he looked at An Xia. If it weren't for the fact that Liu Xiaozhou and Jian Wenlun were still there, he would definitely confess to An Xia again!

An Xia was thinking hard, and didn't notice Fu Qingchen's expectant eyes beside him.

[Well... I must be hallucinating. Who would confess to someone in a hotel? This mind is too impure. This is not something a serious person would do.]

[People who would do this must be very stupid. Although young people nowadays don't care about the sense of ritual, it's not good to confess so casually.]

Although he had no experience of confessing or being confessed in his previous life, he watched the experienced An Xia perfectly convince himself, but he didn't see that the light in the eyes of the short-sighted Boss Xiao Fu had gradually extinguished.

It just so happened that Liu Xiaozhou had already "made peace" with Jian Wenlun at this time, and their relationship had reached a new level. An Xia clapped his hands and stood up from the sofa. He had finished watching the excitement and was going back to sleep!

"Mr. Fu, let's go quickly. We have to get up early to climb the mountain tomorrow."

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