The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 146
[Also, when he was in the second year of high school, he was mistakenly considered a participant because he watched others fight, and was criticized by the school.]
[In the third year of high school, because of his high mock test score, the second place behind him had a breakdown and chased him crying for a whole week.]
[In the first year of college, because he was too handsome, he became the virtual rival of the senior without knowing it, and was inexplicably targeted for a whole school year.]
[...I wonder if he knows about this?]
Fu Qingchen blinked. He really didn't know about this. He just thought that the senior was simply narrow-minded.
An Xia flipped through the gossip system and found some of Fu Qingchen's known black history, [Hahahahahahahaha!]
[When Fu Qingchen was in college, he went camping outside the school with the club members. That night, a junior wanted to confess to him and handed him a love letter. They agreed to meet at the small waterfall behind the camping base at 10 o'clock in the evening.]
[As a result, Fu Qingchen not only missed the junior's confession because he got lost, but also made the whole club look for him in the woods with flashlights for two hours!]
[It was only a two-minute walk from the camping base to the small waterfall, but he got lost! Since then, Fu Qingchen lost his reputation as the school hunk and gained a nickname - the senior boy who often gets lost.]
An Xia finally couldn't hold back his laughter after seeing Fu Qingchen's dark history, and he laughed out loud while sitting in the passenger seat.
Even if Fu Qingchen wanted to kiss him again, he couldn't do it after seeing his big-toothed smiling face.
[Pffft! Fu Qingchen actually spent money to buy a love strategy from a so-called love guru online in order to improve his love skills?]
[Let me see what he bought.]
["One Hundred Ways to Pamper Your Boyfriend", "How to Make Your Boyfriend Love You More", "One Sentence to Make Your Boyfriend Kiss Me 18 Times"...]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!]
Fu Qingchen raised his head and closed his eyes, holding the steering wheel tightly with both hands.
That was enough, he was just a brave little boy chasing love, what did he do wrong!
Suddenly, An Xia's crazy laughter stopped abruptly—
[F*ck!!! How could this be!]
An Xia's reaction showed that something big was going to happen.
Fu Qingchen's aggrieved mood was immediately replaced by the excitement of eating a big melon.
After quickly reading the gossip, An Xia patted Fu Qingchen's arm, "Drive now! Set off now! Right now!
"Your distant cousin's boyfriend is in his susceptible period! When he was in his susceptible period, your cousin happened to be by his side!
"Your cousin originally planned to temporarily mark his boyfriend, but that boyfriend was an alpha, and there was no way to mark him!
"Not only did he fail to mark him, but under the stimulation of pheromones, your cousin's susceptible period also came! Now the two alphas are fighting each other in the room and trying to bite each other's necks!
"The families of both parties don't know about this yet. If we set off now, we can see the hottest follow-up!"
What black history or not, none of them are as interesting as the gossip that is right in front of us now!
An Xia was very excited, and Fu Qingchen couldn't help but shine after hearing his words.
[The kiss paused! Now it's time to eat melons!]
Fu Qingchen stepped on the accelerator all the way, shortening the original 20-minute drive to 15 minutes.
On the way, he even took the time to buy a few gifts to take to his second cousin's house.
When he and An Xia finally arrived at his second cousin's house, the elders were already sitting in the living room chatting enthusiastically.
When she saw the two of them, Mrs. Fu quickly smiled and waved to them and called them to her side to introduce them to others.
Fu Qingchen was already the most famous young generation in Haicheng, so he naturally didn't need to be introduced too much.
Mrs. Fu's main purpose was to introduce her "daughter-in-law" An Xia to others, "Everyone, this is the An Xia I mentioned to you.
"He is Xiao Chen's boyfriend. Our family likes him very much. Maybe in a while, you can come to Xiao Chen's engagement party."
What she meant was to directly announce that An Xia was her "daughter-in-law". Although the other two families could also see that An Xia was just a beta, as long as Mrs. Fu personally agreed to An Xia's identity, they, as outsiders, certainly had no reason to say anything.
The elders began to praise An Xia one after another.
An Xia felt embarrassed standing next to Mrs. Fu and listening to these compliments.
Before he could be shy for long, the gossip system started to update again—
[The physical fight between Su Harlan and his boyfriend has escalated to taking off each other's clothes! Why did they kiss while fighting!?]
[Hey! They started fighting again in the middle of kissing.]
An Xia was reading the news when a "bang" sound suddenly came from a room on the second floor.
Everyone downstairs looked up, and An Xia also looked over.
[Ah... isn't that the room where Fu Qingchen's cousin and his boyfriend fought?]
Fu Qingchen's distant cousin was named Su Harlanlae*, a Chinese-Thai mixed-race. He had lived with his family in Thailand since he was a child and returned to Haicheng a while ago.
(*TN: Maybe I need help here. From what I found, Chinese-Thai have their own rule for their surnames, and it's a really long name. Soo should be the family name instead of Su in Thai. But for the next paragraph, the author keep write Su Harlan name as Su Su Harlan, so that's why I use Su intead Soo. All suggestions are welcome.)
When he first returned to China, he caused a lot of trouble and jokes because of the language barrier and different customs and cultures.
Now she heard the strange noise coming from his room again, and Su Harlan's mother started to worry again, "I don't know what Su Harlan and Xiao Tang are doing in the room? Could it be that Su Harlan has caused trouble again?"
She said this, and wanted to go upstairs to take a closer look at what happened in the room on the second floor.
Seeing that she was leaving, An Xia hurriedly said no in his heart, [Oh, this is not fun to watch!]
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