The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 171

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An Xia was silent, picked up a piece of apple with a toothpick and stuffed it into Fu Qingchen's mouth, "Then I really thank you, you are so thoughtful."

Fu Qingchen ate the apple in his mouth and smiled at An Xia who was glaring at him, "It's delicious, thank you my boyfriend."

An Xia blushed slightly after hearing this, "If it's delicious, eat more, don't always say weird things."

Then he also picked up a piece of apple and fed it to An Xia's mouth, "I also feed an apple to my boyfriend."

The slightly cool fruit piece was against An Xia's lips. An Xia looked up at Fu Qingchen in front of him, opened his mouth and put the apple into his mouth.

Just as the apple was about to enter his mouth, a strong and stimulating garlic smell rushed straight to An Xia's forehead.

An Xia's eyes were sore on the spot. How could he forget that his great-grandma had the habit of cutting apples with a kitchen knife that had just cut garlic!

The taste in his mouth became complicated instantly, with sweet and sour fruit mixed with pungent garlic. An Xia finally swallowed the apple in his mouth with difficulty and turned his head to find a glass of water to rinse his mouth.

As soon as he turned around, Fu Qingchen suddenly leaned over to him, holding his face with both hands and suddenly kissed him.

Fu Qingchen's kiss came unexpectedly, and An Xia, who had just been attacked by the garlic smell, accepted his kiss in a daze.

The two exchanged a kiss full of garlic and fruit in front of the wall full of An Xia's childhood photos.

Fortunately, Fu Qingchen knew how to restrain himself. Although this sudden kiss was a bit eager, it did not last too long. Just when An Xia was about to be unable to breathe, Fu Qingchen stood up straight with an unsatisfied look.

He just happened to come back to his senses when An Xia immediately covered his mouth and looked carefully at the kitchen door.

Fu Qingchen raised his hand and pinched his earlobe which was starting to turn red and hot again, "What are you afraid of? We are both in a legitimate relationship. What's wrong with a kiss?"

An Xia immediately turned his eyes back and glared at Fu Qingchen.

He used to think that Fu Qingchen was an old virgin with no love experience. How come he had become so shameless after having s*x once?

Sure enough, he was the only one who still had the same original intention.

An Xia put the fruit plate in his hand into Fu Qingchen's arms with a stern face, "Just stand here and don't move. I'll be back soon."

Fu Qingchen held the fruit plate in his hand and watched An Xia walk into the kitchen stiffly step by step, "Grandma, do we have any extra garlic at home? Fu Qingchen wants to eat raw garlic salad now."

Yu Xiulan, who was busy scraping fish scales, felt a little strange after hearing this, "Raw garlic is very pungent, can Xiao Fu stand it?"

She then noticed that her great-grandson's mouth seemed a little red, "My dear grandson, why is your mouth so red? Is the heating in the house too strong and it warms you up?"

An Xia looked serious, and naturally ignored the last two questions from his great-grandma, "Of course he can stand it. Fu Qingchen likes to eat garlic, the more the better!"

"Okay, the garlic is in that plastic bag, just give Xiao Fu one. Grandma is a little busy now, you two can't get away, play in the living room."

An Xia thought that she was afraid that the gameplay he had in mind was not the same as the gameplay Fu Qingchen had in mind.

The alpha who was about to turn 30 was like a wolf and a tiger, and had many tricks. If he stayed with him for a little longer, An Xia would roll into his arms inexplicably.

In order to avoid making a fool of himself at his great-grandma's house, An Xia decided to keep a proper distance from Fu Qingchen.

It happened that although this kitchen was not big, it was more than enough to accommodate three people. An Xia spent time in the kitchen under the pretext of peeling garlic.

While slowly peeling the garlic in his hand, he chatted with the two elderly people in the kitchen, "Grandma, you just said that you would perform on stage with other grandmas. What program are you going to perform?"

Yu Xiulan neatly coated the cut mandarin fish in her hand with starch and answered An Xia, "Just perform our debut song from back then... what was our debut song called?"

Yu Xiulan's fanatical fan Sima Qiang answered without thinking, "A F*cking Fans!"

Yu Xiulan nodded immediately, "Yes, yes, yes, it's called A F*cking Fans, and there is a backup song."

Sima Qiang answered loudly again, "It's called Damn, it's Dead!"

An Xia's eyes were blank for a while. Why did he always feel that the names of these two songs were a little familiar, but so strange?

The three of them were chatting in the kitchen, and the doorbell at the entrance rang again.

An old lady's voice came from outside the door, "Sister Xiulan, Ah Hua is quarreling with those kids over the dance venue again. She is lying on the ground now. Are you free? Come and take a look."

Although Yu Xiulan had left the old lady girl group for many years, her legend still existed.

Whenever there was a big problem that could not be solved in the square dance circle, she would be asked for help.

Yu Xiulan, who was still busy, frowned when she heard the shout, "I can't go. My great-grandson is coming back to see me with his boyfriend today. I have to prepare dinner for them."

As soon as she finished speaking, An Xia, who was still peeling garlic, immediately waved his hands with shining eyes, "Since others have specially come to our house to invite us, you can go and take a look, grandma. We can also go with you."

[The two high school students are competing with Grandma Hua now. One of the students’ grandfather was Grandma Hua’s former fellow villager, while the other student’s grandfather is Grandma Hua’s current boyfriend..]

[Now the grandfathers of these two high school students are on their way to the scene. A senior *Shura scene is about to be staged. I want to watch it!]

(*A bloody slaughter scene.)

Fu Qingchen drifted to the door of the kitchen at some point, [I want to watch it too!]

In the face of gossip, all grudges vanished.

An Xia didn't pay attention to the garlic cloves still being peeled in his hand. Instead, he tried to persuade his great-grandma to prioritize friendship.

"Grandma, you’re the pillar of the square dance group. Without you to maintain peace, Grandma Hua would be bullied. Grandma Hua is your closest sister, can you bear to see her mistreated?"

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