The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 173

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The two elders were walking slowly in front, supporting each other, while the two younger ones took their time and followed at a slow pace.

The four of them were in two pairs—one up front, one in back—and they walked out with a vibe of peace and calm.

Fu Qingchen walked up to An Xia, took his hand, and said, "When we’re old, I’ll be taking you for walks like this too."

An Xia didn’t look particularly moved by his boyfriend’s sweet words. He just held Fu Qingchen’s hand, eyes ahead, "Then you’ll have to get me a pair of diamond-studded dentures. And no, I don’t want the kind that doesn’t glow."

Fu Qingchen wrapped his arm around An Xia’s shoulders and kissed him on the cheek. "I’ll buy you a hundred pairs if you want!"

As soon as An Xia felt the kiss, he immediately covered his face and looked around, embarrassed.

They were out on the street, for crying out loud! How could they be all touchy-feely like that?

He was about to ask Fu Qingchen to change this bad habit of kissing randomly, but then he looked up and saw his great-grandma planting a kiss on her boyfriend’s face.

An Xia’s embarrassment melted away in an instant. Guess old people really know how to do this—his great-grandma was totally a pro!

The four of them hurried to the spot where Grandma Xiao Hua and the high school kids had been arguing.

This place was a large vacant lot. The community’s property management had originally planned to turn it into a huge fountain, but after years of planning, nothing ever came of it.

So, the empty lot had turned into the perfect hangout spot for the neighborhood residents.

The middle-aged and elderly square dance group and the high school football team were the two main groups fighting for the venue.

As for office workers and college students? They pretty much had to step aside for these two groups.

After all, one was busy working to make money, and the other was busy with volunteer work to earn credits. No one had the energy to fight over the spot with these two groups.

Grandma Hua, whose real name was Hua Xiaomei, used to be part of the old lady girl group with Yu Xiulan. At the age of 68, she won the throne of the youngest in the group.

By 68, she was already hooked on square dancing. Now that she was over 80, she still considered it her lifeblood.

She'd had her own issues with the high school kids over the venue too.

When An Xia and the others arrived at the center of the venue, Hua Xiaomei was standing in front of a bunch of young guys with a cane, looking all fired up, "We agreed before that this spot would be ours on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and yours on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. Sundays, we share. IIt's not the time to exchange the venue yet, and here you little punks are, dare to stand in front of me!"

Hua Xiaomei wasn’t like Yu Xiulan, who had stepped away from the world and didn’t care much about anything. While she couldn’t dance freely in the troupe like before, she’d become a real veteran of the community dance group.

Hua Xiaomei had an opinion on pretty much anything involving the dance group.

She used to be the shy little girl following her older sisters, but now she was the leader of the square dance group.

She didn’t really need to show up for something as small as this, but after having a big fight with her ex-lover, she was in a terrible mood. So, when these high school kids crossed her path, well, they ran into her gunpoint.

The group of high school students retorted loudly while holding the football in their hands, "It was only five minutes! Grandma Hua, remember how you guys took our spot before? We didn’t say anything then."

Hua Xiaomei snorted, "Five minutes? We agreed to switch at the hour, but you guys showed up half an hour early. Don’t tell me it was only five minutes. I bet you skipped school again!

"I might be old, but your Grandma Hua’s memory is sharp. I saw your teacher last Sunday when they came to visit your home after you skipped school!

"You stubborn kids. Last time your parents chased you around the neighborhood and gave you a beating, but you still don’t learn. And now you’ve skipped school again. Just wait, I’m calling your parents right now!"

She pretended to take out her phone, but first, she had to go through quite a process: she unbuttoned her mink coat, opened her coral fleece vest, peeled off two layers of warm underwear underneath, and finally pulled out a tightly wrapped plastic bag from her waist.

Grandma Hua handed her cane to another old sister standing nearby and began unwrapping the plastic bag. Layer by layer, she unzipped it—first, second, third, fourth...

When she finally reached the fifth layer, she pulled out a small handbag.

When she opened the zipper of the handbag, a stack of five and ten yuan bills appeared, followed by her small phone on a chain.

An Xia saw Grandma Hua's series of actions before he walked closer. He whispered to Fu Qingchen, "I think Grandma Hua's small plastic bag is truly anti-theft."

Sima Qiang, who was walking in front, paused after hearing their whispers. The old man’s shiny head seemed to dull for a moment.

Beep beep beep...

Grandma Hua held her phone with both hands, pressing a button on each side, entering the number of one of the high school students’ parents.

But before she could press the dial button, another old voice came from behind the high school kids, "Hua Xiaomei! I think you are really disrespectful to your age. You are already old and you are still arguing with these kids. How old are they? How old are you? You have eaten more salt than they have eaten rice. Aren't you ashamed of being so unreasonable?"

A little old man who was also leaning on a cane squeezed through the high school students in front of him and walked step by step to Grandma Hua.

Grandma Hua was very familiar with this voice. Wasn't this her d*mn ex-lover!

Well, it turned out that the ex-lover would only be honest if he was hung on the wall!

Grandma Hua originally just wanted to scare these little bastards, but who knew that an ex-lover suddenly appeared to cause trouble, and she immediately pulled her fighting power to the maximum, "Chang Goudan! One thing leads to another, today it was your grandson and his friends who were wrong, but you still have the nerve to turn the tables. I think you are shameless!"

Chang Goudan hated being called by his full name in public the most. He would get angry if ordinary people called him by that name, not to mention that Hua Xiaomei was his ex-girlfriend.

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