Daily Life in the Pet Shop Ch. 13

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I'm really f*cking stupid for asking that. I shouldn't have bothered with this bitch, Ting Shan silently slapped himself in his heart.

When they walked to the door, as expected, they were stopped by the rabbit again.

When the rabbit saw Naima was about to leave, Du Qianze spoke first, "Third Brother, try this rabbit that can rob people." After that, he pulled Fang Yi to the front first, leaving Ting Shan alone in the backyard.

"I don't believe it." Ting Shan also read Du Qianze's long Weibo and knew the story of this rabbit. He really didn't believe that a rabbit could rob people. He took a big step forward, but the rabbit just jumped a little in front of him.

Ting Shan walked again, and the rabbit jumped again. It always stood in front of Ting Shan. Probably knowing that Ting Shan was unwilling to give it something, the rabbit looked around and shook its ears. Several cats and dogs came over, squatted in front of Ting Shan, and looked at him quietly.

With the support of cats and dogs, the rabbit became more rampant, and stood up to look at Ting Shan, as if he would not leave unless he gave him something.

"I'm really impressed by you." Ting Shan was very speechless. He turned around and looked around. He found that there were vegetables on the table in the middle of the yard. He took two and put them in front of the rabbit. The cats and dogs in the front row dispersed.

This was a gang robbery. Ting Shan swore that he would never doubt Du Qianze's words again. The animals in this pet shop were about to become spirits.

Ting Shan had just walked to the hall and hadn't entered the room when he heard a bird calling, "Damn it, damn it..." This cheap bird.

"Ting Shan, my Guifei* was picked up by Naima. Do you still doubt Qianze's words this time?" Cai Ya asked as soon as she saw Tingshan.

(*Cia Ya's parrot named Guifei, means "royal concubine 贵妃 guìfēi".)

"No, no, how can I question the intelligence of animals? Am I that kind of person?" After being cheated by the mean bird and the rabbit, Ting Shan never dared to talk nonsense in the pet shop again. These animals were different from people. If he was cheated by a person, he could still cheat back, but if he was cheated by an animal, he could only admit that he was unlucky.

"This bird has been away from home for several days. Why hasn't it learned to speak yet? It can only say the same two words*. I thought it would improve after suffering a little." Cai Ya said with some regret.

(*Originally it's "three words". In Chinese, Guifei said "你妹的 nǐ mèi de", so it counted as three words.)

Ting Shan didn't say anything, just assuming that he didn't hear anything just now. If he said anything, the bird would probably scold him. It would be uncomfortable to be scolded by a bird.

"What kind of bird food does it eat? You can try the bird food in the shop for it. Maybe it can learn to talk faster." Fang Yi took the opportunity to promote the bird food in the shop.

"Whether the parrot can talk has nothing to do with the bird food." Cai Ya said with a smile. She had been raising the parrot for half a year and has rich knowledge of raising birds. She knew that the two have nothing to do with each other.

"Otherwise give it a try." Fang Yi took a bag of bird food and put it in front of the gray parrot, and said to the gray parrot, "Say a word, I'll give you two bird food."

"Dam..." The parrot wanted to say damn it again, but before it finished, it was interrupted by Naima's bark, and changed the sentence very cleverly, "Da... hello, hello, hello."

Fang Yi fed the parrot a few bird food, and then said, "Thank you, thank you!"

The parrot followed helplessly, "Thank you, thank you."

"What kind of bird food is this, it's so powerful." Cai Ya saw that Fang Yi easily taught Guifei to say "hello" and "thank you", and felt that the shop owner was indeed a professional.

"Your parrot is not unable to talk, it just doesn't want to talk, it likes to eat this kind of bird food very much, you use this to lure it, it will learn quickly." Fang Yi explained to Cai Ya.

"Come, call master." Cai Ya took the bird food and put it in front of the gray parrot.

"Master, master!" The gray parrot tilted its head and shouted twice, and then added, "I am the master!" It jumped forward a few steps and ate the bird food in Cai Ya's hand.

"This bird food is really useful. Boss, how much is this bird food per bag?" Guifei learned to talk quickly and could add words by itself. Cai Ya was very happy and decided to buy more bird food to train the parrot.

"One hundred and fifty per bag, 500 grams per bag." Fang Yi immediately quoted the price.

"You are robbing..." Before Cai Ya could speak, Ting Shan complained first. His box lunch was only forty or fifty yuan, and the bird ate better than him. People were not as good as birds...

"This bird food is made of insects. The cost is high, so the selling price is naturally high. If you don't want to buy it, you don't have to buy it. I don't do forced buying and selling business here." Fang Yi said calmly, but his expression became much gloomier, which frightened Ting Shan so much that he trembled all over and dared not speak.

Cai Ya bought two bags of bird food, and asked Fang Yi about some things to pay attention to when raising parrots. Before leaving, she left a thousand yuan for Fang Yi, saying that Naima had to go out to pick up animals every day, and the money was saved for Naima to buy dog food.

Fang Yi was about to return it, but Naima climbed on Fang Yi, bit the money in Fang Yi's hand, took it away, put it in front of Fang Yue, and then looked at Fang Yi.

"Brother, Naima asked me to put the money away." Fang Yue took the money and asked Fang Yi what to do.

"Then put it away." Fang Yi said, and then took out two cards and gave them to Cai Ya, telling her that next time she came to bathe or groom the cat, he would not charge money, and she could directly use the cards to pay.

"Hey, Baldy." Da Fei flew back from outside, landed on the top of the courtyard mountain, shouted loudly, and the surroundings suddenly became silent.

Half a month ago, Ting Shan shaved his head for the show effect and became a bald head. Although the effect was good in that episode, Ting Shan was still unhappy. He could have played the role of a young man, but after shaving his head, he became a weird uncle. Therefore, no one around him mentioned the word bald head. Only Cai Ya would occasionally tease him.

Ting Shan was very angry when someone pointed it out so suddenly. He was about to settle the score with Fang Yi, but a heavy weight suddenly fell on his head. The big parakeet that had just flown back from outside landed on his head.

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