Cannon Fodder is Always Lucky E Ch. 1
Xia Heng looked at the fiery sun on his head and whispered to the system 015, "Little five, how long will we wait here?"
"When the protagonist appears, host. Don't forget you're a little cannon fodder~"
"Do I just need to make sure that the protagonist shou will hit protagonist gong's car in order to save me?"
(TN: shou: receiver;bot;uke // gong: attacker;top;seme)
"Yes, host. Our task is so simple, but there are many points, mainly because there are too few people willing to contribute now! Ah..."
Xia Heng knew that 015 was about to start nagging again. He quickly interrupted, "Do you think the person in front of is the protagonist shou?"
"Yes, yes!! Find a good angle! 3, 2, 1!"
"What's the matter with you? Walking without looking at the car?" A car that didn't know what brand it was and looked very expensive suddenly stopped on the side of the road.
Xia Heng looked at the protagonist who has gone far with an agitated look and was still swearing at the driver of the luxury car and said, "System... our not mission are not failed... right?"
015 was also full of embarrassment. After a long pause, it hesitated and said, "No ... it's not written on the life wheel! Wait for me to see!"
At this time, Xia Heng's face was depressed. He saw that his beautiful peach blossom eyes were slightly red, and his mouth was always drooping with a smile. He overlapped to compensate the driver, then covered his injured arm and left. What he didn't know was that the man in the back seat of the car looked at him with interest. He thought it was touching porcelain, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding? Tch, the small appearance of crying looked very poor and pretty.
(TN: deliberately crashing cars then demanding compensation)
Xia Heng felt that he was in a bad time when he came to the roadside. His first mission ended in a terrible defeat. However, he thought about it. He felt that the days were still long and he could not be discouraged. Anyway, there were so many cannon fodder tasks. Not for this time, but there would be another one.
Xia Heng, who had consciously figured it out, summoned up his courage and said to 015, "Little five, what's our next task?"
015 didn't answered.
This unexpected situation made Xia Heng a little worried. He called 015 several times in a row, but he never got a response.
When Xia Heng was worried about whether system 015 had abandoned him or not, a familiar electronic voice appeared, "Hello, I am system 014, because your task just failed, so your next action is under my command."
Xia Heng was worried and asked, "What about... 015?"
"Oh, its in charge of another host. You don't have to worry about it."
Xia Heng was relieved at the moment, so he took a long breath and said to the system, "What's our next task?"
014 very responsibly said, "In 30 days, you have to go to the protagonist gong's company for an interview. Please ensure that the first two interviews are successful."
When Xia Heng heard it, he was a little bit stunned, "We don't need to make the protagonist gong get close to the protagonist shou?"
"Oh, no, the interview is in the third round. You have to pass the first two written test rounds, and then meet the protagonist shou in the third round..."
"Oh, I see. I just want to set off the wisdom of the protagonists!" Xia Heng thought he was very clever.
"Eh... it's not exactly like this... You need to make the protagonist shou set off at the same time while letting the protagonist gong notice the protagonist shou is special." 014 said a little embarrassed.
Xia Heng listened and somewhat stunned. He didn't quite understand how to set off the protagonist shou and made the protagonist gong noticed how special the protagonist shou was. He thought about it carefully and said to 014 very difficultly and carefully, "No... what about... the task tips?"
014 also felt sorry, "We can only know the approximate scene and destiny trajectory, and we really can't detect specific actions."
Xia Heng rubbed his nose in some embarrassment. The red nose made him look wronged and pitiful. At this moment, a hand holding a small can of tea drinks landed in front of his eyes. "Take it."
Xia Heng looked up in surprise and found that it was the protagonist shou who just ignored his fall!
He stammered and said, "Thank you, thank you for giving me something to drink."
The protagonist shou looked at him like this and said, "I thought you were going to fall down on purpose and demanding compensation, so I didn't care about it. Who knows you weren't?"
Xia Heng said silently in his heart: In fact, I fell down on purpose to touch porcelain just not for money, but to match you and the protagonist gong.
Xia Heng was more embarrassed. He blushed and mumbled, not knowing what to say.
The protagonist shou lowered his head, gently reached out his hand and rubbed Xia Heng's hair and said, "We met by chance, I can't give you more explanation, but if you want to accept the situation a bit, there is nothing you can't go through."
Xia Heng felt that this development was not right. But he couldn't say what was wrong, so he called 014, "Why did the protagonist shou suddenly treat me so well?"
014 was also out of form at this moment, "Pro... probably because he has a good man attribute?"
(TN: one who tries never to offend anybody)
All credit goes to the original author
Feel free to pinpoint me if there are any grammar error or typos
Please don't use my translation to re-translate in other languages
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