My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 31

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Good grief—if modern technology couldn't solve the problem, then it was time to turn to rituals.

Zhuang Kangyu touched his thinning hair and said awkwardly, "I was just joking at the time... who knew you'd actually take it seriously?"

Mrs. Zhuang not only took it seriously, she originally planned to ask, and she happened to meet that monk, wasn't this a coincidence? He asked directly.

The fake monk originally went for Zhuang Kangyu's hair, and racked his brains to think of a reason to get Zhuang Kangyu's hair, but Mrs. Zhuang gave him a ready-made reason.

The fake monk almost couldn't help laughing on the spot. He naturally couldn't miss such a good opportunity, so he said, "There is indeed such a ritual in the temple. You only need to provide your lover's hair. We will chant for 49 days, and your lover's problem will be relieved."

At that time, Mrs. Zhuang didn't know that taking hair could harm people. She thought that he just wanted hair, not birthdate, and if it was useless, she would just spend money in vain. After asking the price, she found it was quite cheap, so she agreed without hesitation.

That's right, she not only gave the other party Zhuang Kangyu's hair, but also gave him money.

Well... it was just a pure injustice.

Mrs. Zhuang, who realized that she had been wronged, turned green, "This man is so disgusting. I won't trust others easily in the future."

"It's not that simple. Remember—never harm others, but always be cautious." Otherwise, if just getting someone's hair was enough to harm them, the world would be in chaos.

After saying this, Jiang Yiqing added, "Hair alone isn't enough. Without the right formation, it won't work. But still, you should be mindful of the things you leave around at home."

The couple nodded repeatedly. After Jiang Yiqing left with the pig spirit, Mrs. Zhuang looked at her husband and said, "I don't know who is so cruel. If I know, I will definitely not let them go!"

Zhuang Kangyu patted his wife's back comfortingly. He was no longer smiling just now. He said with a deep look, "It shouldn't take long to see the result."

However, according to Master Jiang, the person benefiting from this malicious formation would inevitably suffer severe backlash. In the end, they might not even need to intervene.

Sure enough, just as Zhuang Kangyu had suspected, news came not long after.

But the one who suffered the backlash... was someone they hadn't expected at all.

At night, Jiang Yiqing walked back slowly with the pig spirit, the cool breeze was blowing, and there was a strong smell of barbecue.

The man and the pig stopped in unison and turned to look at the barbecue stall not far away.

"Is there anywhere that hasn't been covered by a barbecue stall?" Jiang Yiqing muttered, resigned, but in the end, couldn't resist the temptation of the barbecue. He silently took the piglet and walked over.

"Five skewers of lamb, five skewers of crispy pork belly, thank you." The elderly barbecue stall owner, with graying hair, sighed, feeling that it hadn't been easy.

The stall owner had gray hair, but his hand speed was quite fast. He quickly grilled ten skewers and quoted the price.

After hearing the price, Jiang Yiqing realized that he had been cheated: "..."

Now it was his turn.

He paid with tears. Jiang Yiqing vowed to eat all the skewers of meat, biting the skewers hard, and felt that his legs were pushed.

Jiang Yiqing lowered his head and saw the pig spirit looking at him eagerly. He thought of the price of the skewers and instantly frowned, "You want to eat too? No way!"

Pig spirit: "..." Human brats were so stingy!

It kicked the pig's hoof angrily, and a skewer of lamb was handed to it.

It looked at Jiang Yiqing in disbelief, and the latter smiled and said, "Never mind, this skewer of lamb is for you to eat."

The pig spirit thought that he had just complained about Jiang Yiqing in its heart. For some reason, it felt a little guilty. After eating the skewer of lamb, the pig's head rubbed Jiang Yiqing's calf awkwardly.

Jiang Yiqing frowned in disdain, "If you want to irritate, go find a tree, don't rub me."

Pig spirit: "..." Human brats were just annoying!

Jiang Yiqing didn't notice the pig spirit's dissatisfaction, lowered his eyes, and carefully took a bite of crispy pork belly. Fortunately, it tasted good.

The mutton skewers just now were really unpalatable, with a strong smell of mutton. Thinking of this, Jiang Yiqing, who was cheated, became even more angry.

After returning home with a pig, Jiang Yiqing began to coax Wen Xiuyan to sleep again.

However, the other person suddenly said, "Are you in a bad mood?"

Jiang Yiqing was stunned when he heard this, and scratched his face, "A little."

No, how could you tell this?

Just when he was worried about having no place to complain, Jiang Yiqing saw that Wen Xiuyan was not in a hurry to sleep, so he simply complained to him, "...It's expensive, but it's so unpalatable. To be honest, don't set up a stall with this skill."

Jiang Yiqing said it sincerely, but for some reason, Wen Xiuyan felt like laughing when he heard him say this seriously, even though he was not a person who liked to laugh.

Wen Xiuyan coughed lightly and asked, "Will you be cheated too?"

Jiang Yiqing lay down on the bed and sighed slightly, "Why won't I be cheated? I just bought skewers, I can't tell fortunes specifically, right?"

Wen Xiuyan smiled when he heard this, "Yeah, that makes sense."

"Yeah, but I'm usually pretty accurate in judging people, but it was dark today and I couldn't see his face clearly." Jiang Yiqing scratched his head and quickly made up for his professionalism.

Wen Xiuyan chuckled.

Jiang Yiqing heard the other person's laughter, and for some reason, he was embarrassed to continue chatting, and subconsciously changed the topic, "It's getting late, let me sing for you."

Wen Xiuyan didn't know why, he didn't want to sleep like this, but the boy opposite him had already started singing, so he didn't say anything.

Listening to the song in his ears, he gradually fell into a dream.

Jiang Yiqing made sure he was asleep, yawned, and went to sleep.

He was sleeping soundly, but he didn't know that somewhere, a man suddenly covered his chest and spit out blood uncontrollably.

His expression was gloomy in the darkness, "Someone actually broke my formation, interesting."

After he finished speaking, he touched the blood at the corner of his mouth, and with a "thud", he fainted.

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