The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 9

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Sensing the gradual closure of the siege, Chihori stopped.

Toji put his hands in his pockets and walked lazily behind. He swept his eyes across the front, raised his scarred lips slightly, took a few steps forward, and smiled at the side:

"It seems that you are being targeted, pumpkin head girl."

His voice was half hoarse and quite magnetic, and he pointed at Chihori's bulging purse and the pot of marigolds with a clear goal, raised his eyelids, and said, "Since you are in a good mood today, give me this part of the things, I can consider it..."

Before he finished the second half of the sentence "help you deal with the people in front", Chihori stuffed the marigolds in her hand into Toji's hand.

Chihori: "Thank you for holding it for me temporarily, kind and good-hearted person."

Toji: "?"

Chihori's eyebrows lit up, "I didn't bring sunflowers today, let me test the power of the pumpkin head."

Toji: "???"

Under the malicious eyes of the people who were besieging her, the thin and slender girl, Chihori, raised her hands and took off her pumpkin head neatly!

System (tactical retreat): [Appeared, the so-called split action!!]

—Under the pumpkin head, there is another pumpkin head!

Toji: "???"

Subway, old man, phone face.jpg*

(*It comes from a reaction image of an elderly man on the subway staring at a phone with a blank, almost dazed expression. This image became widely used to express feelings of speechlessness, disbelief, or mental exhaustion after seeing something absurd online.)

The group surrounding Chihori had obviously scoped out their surroundings, picking a strategic spot to trap her in a secluded corner of the street where no one would pay much attention.

But ironically, that just made the outlaw Chihori feel even more at home. Without hesitation, she swung her pumpkin headgear around and gleefully charged forward!

The ambushers: "???"

One moment, the ambushers thought: Did the prey lose her mind? She's actually walking right into our trap?

The next moment, the ambushers realized: Sorry to bother you—I'm actually the prey here. :D

—What kind of nonsense was this?! How was this sickly-looking girl so freaking strong?! And with that pumpkin head on, swinging another pumpkin head at them, it was honestly hard to tell which one was her actual head!

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Toji had been caught off guard when she shoved a flowerpot into his hands. At first, he figured the kid panicked and was trying to ditch unnecessary weight to run faster.

But then he looked up—and saw her using the pumpkin head to chase after and beat the crap out of the ambushers.

Toji: "......" Oh. She can actually fight.

The sight of a skinny girl swinging a pumpkin around like a wrecking ball, charging forward with bold confidence, was—well, something else. Her face was hidden, but you could feel the sheer energy of youth radiating off her.

Toji's initial surprise turned into curiosity. He leaned back leisurely, watching the fight (or rather, Chihori's one-sided beatdown) unfold in front of him.

Not bad strength, quick reflexes, and she was careful not to aim for any fatal spots.

Toji casually analyzed her moves in his head. This contrast between her fragile build and unnatural strength... It reminded him of Heavenly Restriction.

After a brief observation, he shifted his focus back to the marigold flowerpot in his arms.

Earlier, the pumpkin-headed girl had been chatting with it before randomly choosing horse number six. Toji had initially suspected it was some kind of special cursed tool.

But now that he was holding it... it felt completely ordinary. Just a normal potted plant like any other you'd find on the street (except for the unsettlingly cheerful smiley face on it).

The marigold: No questions, no answers, and words are as precious as gold.

"Tch." Toji smirked slightly, abandoning the thought of just stealing it to cheat his way into a gambling hot streak.

It looked like the girl had some way of making money on her own, and this weird flower was probably just a gimmick to catch people's attention.

Resting his chin on one hand, Toji lazily glanced back at Chihori, now mildly intrigued. Just whose kid was she?

Meanwhile—

Chihori was busy "testing" the durability of her pumpkin head while casually chatting with the system in her mind.

System: [OMG, it's Toji! Daddy Toji! Look at those pecs—prprpr!]

Chihori paused for a second, deep in thought. [Toji... uh... who was that again?]

It wasn't her fault she couldn't remember. The last time she read Jujutsu Kaisen felt like a whole reincarnation ago. Honestly, the fact that she even remembered her poor little brother getting hijacked by a certain brain-hopping parasite was already a testament to her sisterly love and devotion!

As for the other characters... yeah, they were just a blur in her memory—like, seriously blurry.

After all, manga wasn't like memes or catchy songs that got stuck in your head forever.

The system hesitated for a second. [Ah? Wait... you don't remember the actual plot?!]

Chihori responded with absolute seriousness. [Are you questioning the quality of the Reincarnation Memory Reset™? Do I need to file a complaint with the Underworld Consumer Protection Agency?]

System: [?! I always assumed you remembered everything! If I'd known, I would've forced you to reread it with me!]

Chihori caught an incoming knife with her pumpkin head—completely unscathed—while the attacker stared in absolute disbelief as his supposedly sharp weapon snapped in half.

Knife: "."

Attacker: "......Are fruits and veggies this hardcore nowadays?!"

Chihori, clear and confident: "The resilience of youth is stronger than steel! A girl's determination is tougher than iron!"

That guy: "......" Okay, but like... are fruits and veggies actually harder than steel now?

—Wait, why was she suddenly dropping dramatic one-liners in the middle of a fight?!

Not willing to accept this nonsense, he yanked out another blade and swung straight at the girl!

The blade swung down.

Chihori stood there, completely unharmed.

That guy: "???"

Chihori: "Told you, my will is as strong as steel!"

That guy: Outrageous!!

—Pumpkin Headgear Effect: Absorbs all attack damage until completely destroyed.

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