The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 21

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System: [Stop focusing on that! And seriously, the way this garlic is wrapping up the finger... even Brain Flower* would call it hellish!!]

(*Some source said, "脑花" (Brain Flower) is a nickname that blends Kenjaku's focus on his brain and his almost "organic" spread of influence with a somewhat ironic sense of beauty or elegance. It's a playful yet fitting nickname used by Chinese fans to describe his complex, eerie, and mysterious character.

The name also plays off the idea that Kenjaku's brain is central to his actions and influence, and like a flower, he "grows" or "spreads" his influence, especially through his cursed techniques. It's also a nickname that's somewhat light-hearted and cheeky, given how complex and dark Kenjaku's character is, which fans enjoy using to mock or lightly make fun of his overall appearance and method of operation.)

As the system's voice echoed in her mind, the finger wrapped in garlic seemed to tremble, as if it were telling the story of the King of Curses Ryoumen Sukuna's thousand-year oppressive aura and anger!

Under Chihori and the system's watch—

Suddenly, a small purple mushroom popped up next to the finger!

System: [???]

Chihori's eyes brightened: [Wow, I can update the plant pool like this?!]

System: [...Did the small mushroom grow because it's too hellish in here??]

Finally, after flipping through the 9.99 million words of the useless literature manual, the system finally uncovered the truth behind the little spray mushroom.

The system was flipping through the 9.99 million words of useless literature and read aloud from one of the pages:

[So, the way to obtain new cards, aside from exchanging or drawing through the equivalent exchange program, is to apply either positive or negative, mental or physical impacts to curse spirits, cursed objects, jujutsu sorcerers, or curse users to trigger a card drop.]

System: [...So this is the little Puff-shroom that came from the mental shock caused by the special grade cursed object, Sukuna's Finger?]

Chihori (disappointed): [Why not a big Fume-shroom, Blueberry Yogurt, this won't do.jpg]

Finger: [##]

Chihori pulled the sleeping little Puff-shroom from beside Sukuna's Finger, and to her surprise, another little Puff-shroom card appeared in the card pool she had just opened.

—This is a plant that doesn't need sunlight, also known as the "free purchase" deal!

But sadly, the little Puff-shroom can only be used at night (unless you use coffee beans to wake it up from its daytime sleep).

The system complained in Chihori's mind, [Seems like there is some serious content buried in this manual full of nonsense, but finding it amidst all the long-winded nonsense and cold jokes is just... so hard... sigh...]

Chihori paused for a second, [Are you flipping through page by page?]

System: [Yeah.]

Chihori: [Is this a digital version?]

System: [Yes.]

Chihori: [So... why don't you just use the search and locate function in word processing software like Word?]

The air was silent for three seconds.

System: [...I see, there's a search function! I've been flipping page by page for nothing, sob sob—!]

Chihori spoke in a tone full of caring for an idiot: [Reading more books isn't a bad idea either.]

She carefully placed Sukuna's Finger back in its proper position, had the system make a note in the memo to check on the finger and update the garlic occasionally, then left the strawberry milk factory.

It was still early. The event that Toji mentioned wouldn't start until later in the evening, so Chihori had plenty of time to leisurely wander around the area, buy some local specialties, and have lunch before heading back.

As she was walking through the residential area, planning to head to another well-known specialty shop, Chihori heard someone calling her name.

"...Um, Superwoman Sister?"

It was a mix of excitement, hesitation, and a little bit of shyness.

Chihori turned around and saw the familiar black-haired boy, Junpei Yoshino, who had just been hiding behind a utility pole.

"Oh, it's you." Chihori greeted him, "How's your body? No issues, right?"

"It's really you—Superwoman Sister!"

Junpei's eyes lit up. He ran over a few steps, then stopped, tugging at his shirt collar.

"Uh, I really appreciate it! I'm fine, and Moji was taken to the hospital by those big brothers and sisters."

"At that time, I met a few big brothers and sisters, and they later asked me what happened."

Junpei cautiously looked up at Chihori.

"Since you came to Earth, does your identity need to be kept secret? So, um, I didn't explain directly. I just said that the holy light descended from the sky and saved me."

System: [Did you just get excluded from being Earthling status, Chihori?! And seriously, do jujutsu sorcerers and assistants really believe this kind of excuse?]

—Most likely, they'll think it's just a hallucination caused by a scared kid, right?

"Actually, it's no big deal." Chihori wasn't too concerned about her identity, but she still smiled and bent down to pat Junpei's shoulder. "But thanks anyway, kiddo."

"I'm so glad I could help...!" Junpei's childlike smile shyly lifted, then hesitated before speaking again. "Um, as a thank you, can I invite you to my house for a bit?"

He quickly added, "It's just me and my mom at home! My mom would love to have you!"

"We Earthlings are really friendly, and my mom's cooking is amazing. We're having mackerel for lunch today!"

System: [Starting to emphasize "Earth" now? Is this really turning into an Earth vs. alien conversation?!]

Chihori looked at the excited eyes in front of her, tilted her head for a few seconds, then gladly agreed. "Sure, I haven't had lunch yet anyway."

She went home with the shy but happy Junpei.

Junpei's mother, Nagi Yoshino, was a woman with black shoulder-length hair. She was smoking when she opened the door, but upon seeing Chihori and Junpei, she calmly put out the cigarette and smiled. "Welcome."

"Mom, stop smoking, it's bad for your health," Junpei grumbled, then waved his little arm and said, "—This is the Superwoman Sister who helped me beat the monster today!"

The words were very childlike, and normally, adults who had never seen a curse spirit wouldn't believe this.

But Nagi still smiled, then said, "Is that so? So this is the sister." She looked at Chihori. "Thank you, Superwoman. Come on in for lunch, you must be hungry."

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