The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 26

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Suguru kept his tone light and calm. "They know each other. Probably just catching up. Nothing to worry about."

Chihori, with genuine confusion: Catching up? That looked way more like a kidnapping.

System: [Say it louder—it was a kidnapping. Amen.jpg]

Suguru just smiled, "Satoru will be back in a bit—let's head to the restaurant first."

"Alright."

Meanwhile, on the other side—

Naoya Zen'in, who had just been dragged off with an arm slung around his shoulders by Satoru Gojo, managed to shrug him off once they stepped into the alley.

Naoya frowned. "...If you've got something to say, just say it."

Satoru turned to face him, lazily twirling his sunglasses in one hand, his deep blue eyes fully visible now. A slow, dangerous smile crept across his face. "—Simple. I'm gonna beat your ass."

Naoya blinked for a second, then blurted out—

"Huh???"

Who the hell just says 'I'm gonna beat you up' straight out the gate?! What kind of chaotic opening line is that?!

And also, why was he even getting beat up in the first place??

"Wait, wait—Satoru Gojo, what the hell's your problem—! I didn't even say anything shady about you in this clan meeting!"

Satoru paused, raised an eyebrow. "'This time'?"

Naoya fell silent for a beat.

Satoru: "So that's why those old geezers keep whining about me. You've been starting rumors behind my back?"

"Hey, I wasn't spreading lies! You do skip every meeting and ignore every joint decision like you're above it all!"

Naoya was torn between his fear of the Six Eyes and the pride of a teenage boy who didn't want to back down. But under that intense gaze, his voice gradually shrank. "...Fine, I won't say it again next time."

Satoru casually spun his sunglasses again. "Oh, but me wanting to beat you up? That's not even why I said that. Though now I guess I should double it."

Naoya: "HEY!!"

He froze for a sec—then suddenly gasped like he just had an epiphany. "Ohhh—I get it now! It's because of that girl earlier. That girl's your sister, isn't she? Like, secretly your sister? The type the family keeps hidden away? And now you're mad 'cause I figured it out?!"

The more he spoke, the more hyped he got. Brain running wild, convinced he just uncovered a major conspiracy.

Satoru: "...?"

Bro what are you even on about.jpg

He had no clue what Naoya was rambling about, but there was one glaring issue in all that nonsense.

Satoru shook his head. "My sister? Nah, she's Suguru's sister."

"I know you two are close, covering for each other and all, but you can't fool me!" Naoya huffed. "Sure, Suguru Geto said 'sister' earlier, but that's just a cover. Look at the hair color—totally different! And the eyes—come on, the size isn't even close!"

"This isn't just the difference between black beans and black rice—this is like longan versus sesame seeds!"

The air went dead silent for a second.

Satoru pulled out his phone. "Amazing. Can you say that again? I wanna record it for Suguru."

Naoya: "Are you messing with me right now...?!"

"What a shame," Satoru said with a lazy grin, slipping his phone back into his pocket. "Too bad Suguru won't get to hear that live."

He sounded chill as ever, but the pressure he gave off was still no joke.

Even just standing there—tall, relaxed, and confident—Satoru exuded an invisible force that pressed down hard.

He turned to the side slightly. "Alright, fun's over. I'm gonna beat you up, and after that, you better keep your distance from her. Got it?"

Naoya's whole body tensed up, instantly on guard. "The Big Three Clans meeting is still happening in Tokyo. And you, a member of the Gojo family, wanna start a fight in a back alley? You think that's appropriate for your status?"

"Then let me do it."

A new voice cut in from the alley entrance. Suguru Geto, hair up in his signature black bun, stepped into the scene.

"Satoru? What're you doing here?" Gojo glanced his way.

"I walked my sister to the private room, told her I was coming to find you too—figured I'd swing by and do a little emotional bonding while I'm at it," Suguru replied, still wearing that calm smile. But when he turned to face Naoya, that smile completely vanished. His voice dropped, sharp and low. "...I've heard about you, Naoya Zen'in."

Naoya stared back, his fox-like eyes narrowing slightly.

Suguru's gaze didn't waver. "Tell me—what kind of satisfaction do you get from messing with a girl?"

"...Huh?"

Naoya had grown up steeped in the traditional toxic values of a feudal clan, and yeah, he definitely looked down on women—but he hadn't openly bullied anyone in public. Not yet. So hearing Suguru throw that accusation out there? He couldn't believe it. "What I do with my family has nothing to do with you."

Suguru's eyes narrowed. "And when exactly did my sister become part of your family?"

Naoya paused, needing a second to realize who he meant. "—Oh. You mean that girl from earlier."

He shrugged, then froze mid-motion as something suddenly clicked. "Wait, wait—are you seriously saying I bullied her???"

—Who bullied who here?!

Suguru paused briefly, then continued, voice still steady. "Maybe she's just too kind. Willing to give even you the benefit of the doubt. But that doesn't give you the right to take advantage."

Naoya's brain glitched for a second: Kind? To me? Giving something??

Suguru pressed on. "Even if you're just bored and looking to pass the time, you don't get to play with someone like her. She's just a gentle, fragile girl."

Naoya practically recoiled: FRAGILE GIRL?!??

Hold on—have the standards for "fragile girl" dropped this low these days—!?

Just outrageous!!

Naoya Zen'in was eventually beaten up.

System: [Poor Zen'in Piggy—though it's probably one step closer to being an idol, maybe.]

Toji: Never showed up, but was there the whole time.

The beaten Naoya let out an unwilling sound, "You guys just want to beat me up! Don't make up reasons! It's yue!"

Suguru: "My sister is just weak and sick. What you did, getting a beating is not unearned. Don't look for excuses to run away."

Naoya, losing his composure in anger, shouted: "Mudderfudger!"

System: [Chotto matte, after the harmony, it's completely just a clown effect now!!]

After Suguru left, only Chihori remained in the private room on the second floor.

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