The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 67

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Suguru noticed Naoya's shift in tone and raised his eyebrows slightly, softening his own stance a little.

"You don't have to worry. It was dangerous in there, but your sister didn't get hurt."

Hearing that, Suguru's tension eased up, and he felt a little more at ease.

"We Zen'ins are not a family that forgets courtesy. We'll remember this favor."

Suguru hadn't really thought much about it before, but Naoya's tone now made his initial hostility ease a bit.

"Thanks to you—and your sister—for the help. May we continue to work together. May our friendship last—" Naoya held his posture and reached out his right hand on his own initiative.

Suguru wore his usual polite smile, but didn't immediately take the hand—he hesitated just a bit.

And in the next second—Naoya turned and firmly shook the white-haired, loud-mouthed cat's hand instead, face serious and not playing around at all. "—Gojo."

Suguru: "???"

Satoru only paused for a beat before smiling wide and grabbing his hand back without missing a beat. "Mhm mhm, my sister's amazing~"

Suguru Geto: Instant smile vanish technique activated.

...Cherry Bomb, now in perfect detonation mode!!

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[......Next piece of news. A small explosion occurred near the woods not far from the Dog Cocky Cat Corporation building. Reportedly, the cause was a mistake made by workers during construction.

Some nearby residents claimed they saw a person get blasted into the air, but according to people at the scene, what was blown away was actually equipment that looked like a person—there were no actual injuries.

The area has already been dealt with, so residents nearby don't need to panic.]

The TV was playing the daily news. Yaga pressed the remote and turned it off, then turned to face Satoru and Suguru sitting across from him, looking serious. "Alright, the aftermath has been taken care of. Now, you two can start explaining."

Suguru said, "Uh... this was actually an accident."

Yaga frowned and added, "There was support supervision on this mission, and the curtain was already set up. So why did the explosion happen outside the curtain?"

Suguru sighed and, after thinking for a few seconds, said, "That's why I said it was an accident—if we really have to find the cause, I guess it's my fault. It's because I suddenly grew a pair of cherries on my shoulder."

"......"

Yaga stayed silent for a few seconds before saying in a deep tone, "Suguru, I used to think your mission reports wouldn't be as ridiculous as Satoru's."

"Hey, why are you dragging me into this? What's so ridiculous about mine?" Satoru slapped the table. "And hey, I acted fast at the scene and cleared out the people nearby!"

A vein popped on Yaga's forehead. "Then why did Naoya Zen'in get blown up? Even though Shoko from the school treated him, we still need to explain things to Kyoto and the Zen'in clan..."

Satoru said, "Actually, it was Naoya himself who insisted on staying there to see what would happen."

"?" Yaga paused for a second. "See what?"

Suguru cleared his throat and said calmly, "Alright, let me walk you through what happened."

Back then.

Satoru shook hands with Naoya, the move smooth and natural.

Suguru stayed composed (at least on the surface, still as calm as always). He turned his head slightly, showed a gentle smile, and said:

"Stop joking around, Satoru. Honestly, I've been meaning to say this... My sister can't be your sister. The age difference doesn't match, right? And it's not really about seniority either. Besides, I don't think there's anything like that between us."

—Suguru Geto had found the perfect reason to stop Satoru Gojo from stealing his sister!

Satoru let go of Naoya's hand, lifted the corners of his lips, and said seriously, "No, Suguru, listen—this has nothing to do with age at all."

Suguru frowned. Something felt off.

Satoru gave a big thumbs up. "The point is—'your sister is my sister, and my sister is still my sister,' this eternal and unshakable truth!"

Suguru: "?"

Suguru leaned back dramatically. "That's not even a real truth—you're totally just making this up on the spot!"

Satoru stood tall with pride. "There's no such thing as making things up. The moment it's born, it becomes a Satoru-style truth."

Suguru: "......"

Off to the side, Naoya watched their exchange, raising an eyebrow, his voice carrying its usual mocking tone. "Suguru-kun, don't get too into it. Since when did you even have a sister?"

Suguru: "."

His smile completely vanished. Cue dramatic TBC background music.jpg

Suddenly, a pair of angry red cherries burst out of bun-headed-Suguru's shoulder!

The unexpected sight instantly grabbed everyone's attention.

Naoya froze for a moment, then quickly pointed at the cherries and said to Chihori, "See that? Humans growing plants is a perfectly natural phenomenon! That's why I have zero blood connection with that mushroom!!"

System: [......Just how committed are you to that explanation, Zen'in Piggy? You're really going with that? There's no way that sounds normal no matter how you spin it! (hands over Director Kato's business card from Tokyo's Ninth Psychiatric Hospital.jpg)]

"Whoa, Suguru, look at this cute little red guy!" Chihori's face lit up with surprise as she plucked the pair of cherries from her little brother's shoulder.

—It appeared! The lost-and-found Cherry Bomb!

[Cherry Bomb]

[Description: A little on the pricey side at 150 sun, but it packs a serious punch. Deals explosive damage to all targets in a set area. Bonus: it doesn't just hurt targets—it can also destroy weapons in its blast range. And the knockback effect? Definitely a sweet bonus skill.]

[Status: Two bright red cherries. Unlike the dewy-eyed fruit you might expect, these two look intimidating. But they're scariest when they explode. Do not mess with a pair of angry cherries.]

[Note: Single-use item with a long cooldown. Max three per day. Explodes instantly on contact with the ground—handle with care.]

Satoru immediately said, "I remember now! That's the one from the temple—I knew it! You're the one who threw it at me, Suguru!"

System: [Delayed reaction. Top-tier chaos buddy.jpg]

Suguru cleared his throat. "Let's just say... your timing was a little too perfect, Satoru." Then he turned to Chihori. "Give it to me, sister. That thing's dangerous."

Naoya glanced down at the cherry bomb, then back up at Suguru, and gave a soft snort. "To be honest, this thing's not as cute as the golden mushroom."

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