The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 84

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A few seconds later, one of them barked, "Nonsense! Are you here for a meeting, or here to mess around?"

Chihori: "We're here to mess around."

The higher-up: "......"

Satoru took off his sunglasses and tilted his chin up arrogantly. "Bringing you old fossils a gift should be more than enough. Don't start whining."

"Watch your tone, Gojo!" A fat man at the side slammed the table, but under the icy stare of those pale blue eyes, his bravado slowly crumbled.

—The pressure of the Six Eyes.

The man shifted targets, turning instead to Yaga seated across the room, raising his voice, "Principal Yaga, these are the students you raised?"

"......" Yaga let out a silent sigh and rubbed his temples. "I suppose I shouldn't meddle too much with my students' personalities... but fine. Let's not argue here."

A heavy cough from the elder seated at the very top of the hall brought the room to silence.

"Enough," said the highest-ranking elder, his voice dry and slow, with a withered left hand resting on the armrest. "Bringing gifts... is still a sign of the youngsters' sincerity."

"Great, let's just open it already," Satoru said bluntly, showing no change in his attitude toward the higher-ups.

The old man's face curved into a fake, benevolent smile. "Oh? If you're that eager—then fine. It may not follow proper protocol, but I suppose we can open it here."

Truthfully, the higher-ups were more than happy to have the so-called gift unwrapped on the spot. That way, anything potentially dangerous would be revealed under public scrutiny—with their principal and teacher present. It'd be easier to control both the scene and the public response afterward.

All eyes turned to the red-cloaked, ventilated wooden crate. Even Yaga didn't know what they had brought, but his gut told him whatever was about to happen...

Chihori stepped forward. "I'll do it."

The pale-skinned, silver-haired girl crouched down beside the crate, her forest-green eyes lowering gently. She reached up, peeled back a corner of the red cloth, and then—click—unlocked the simple latch on the crate.

Thanks to the cloth and the positioning of the group around her, the higher-ups couldn't see inside. All they could hear were faint little snorts and grunts. Their eyes narrowed, focused completely on the mysterious box.

Chihori placed one hand at the bottom of the crate and dramatically flung the red cloth into the air.
"Come on out—my magical creatures!"

With a flurry of snorts, grunts, and squeals, blinding light burst from the crate—!

First out of the gate were the Smiley Sunshine Angel Pigs. In a flash, they dashed across the floor, their glowing bodies, gleaming smiles, and swift, graceful movements immediately captivating everyone present.

Next came the Lucky Rainbow Fairy Pigs, shimmering in radiant color, oozing confidence and youth, their steady hooves leaving clear prints along the polished floor of the meeting hall.

And finally—charging fast and furious—were the Aloof Rebellious Cool Guy Pigs, strutting with swag, tearing through the meeting room with wild momentum as they raced straight toward the higher-ups. Let's give a round of applause for our piggy athletes!

System: [Stop!! Don't start narrating like it's a sports day commentary!! Narrator-san, open your eyes and look at the chaos!!]

The piglets bursting from the crate hit the room like a basket of bricks dropped into a stream—splashing pandemonium everywhere.

None of the higher-ups had imagined this box would unleash such bizarre creatures. They instinctively shrieked and backed away, yelling for guards to enter.

But the pigs were quicker. With energy to spare, they charged the crowd head-on, rooting their snouts straight at the rotten oranges.

"Aaaaah—!"

Dozens of glowing, rainbow-colored, smiling, human-faced pigs stampeding toward you is already terrifying enough. But together? It was like stacking debuffs until your mental HP dropped to zero!

And as the pig tide surged, "pupupupu"—plants began to grow.

One rotten orange screamed in rage, mouth wide, and out popped a giant green pea. It hit the floor and instantly rooted itself—a Peashooter was born!

Others stumbled, dodging the pigs in panic. In their scrambling—Wall-nuts sprouted!

Some desperately tried to avoid the glowing pigs, and in the jittery scurrying of their feet—Scaredy-shrooms grew!

One grabbed whatever was in reach to use as a weapon—but the object morphed—a Flowerpot was born!

Just before one pig's snout could land on an elder's face, the man shouted a desperate time-freeze spell—and an Ice-shroom was born!

Guards finally rushed into the hall, only to find total mayhem: pigs everywhere, dignified elders fleeing left and right, chaos flooding the entire room.

Meanwhile, Chihori and the Jujutsu High SaShiSu zipped between the chaos, swift and focused.

Before the higher-ups even had time to react or respond, under the lead of Crazy Dave Chihori, the skilled farmers—aka the Jujutsu High SaShiSu—moved quickly to harvest the plants one by one, handing them to Chihori to collect as cards and cleanly retrieve.

Even Yaga, seated up above, was within the pigs' charge zone. But thanks to the (questionable) amount of experience he'd gained at Jujutsu High recently, he moved fast enough to dodge right at the start—and even managed to catch a pig barehanded, eyes sharp and hands even sharper!

System – Tactical Leanback: [...You're so good at this it's actually heartbreaking, Principal Yaga!!]

In the end, with the help of the guards, Principal Yaga, and the totally-just-for-show participation of the Jujutsu High SaShiSu, every last pig was captured. The chaotic mess finally calmed down.

[Shame we didn't get a melon out of it, though,] Chihori sighed inwardly. [If we had, I could've finally lived my dream of eating melons freely.]

Chihori glanced with satisfaction at her growing plant card pool, then looked up at the Rotten Oranges again—her eyes glowing with something... unsettling.

The Rotten Orange Leader: "......" visibly shook

Once order was restored, the higher-ups immediately launched into criticism about the pigs, quickly turning to questioning the plants that had sprung up.

The Jujutsu High SaShiSu had clearly rehearsed this. They answered with calm coordination, passing the conversation between them like a game of catch. Chihori, standing slightly off to the side, chimed in now and then for backup.

Rotten Orange: "Where did those pigs come from?!"

Suguru: "Obviously—from the crate."

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