The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 96

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"Didn't we agree I'd help polish up your bones nice and shiny?" Chihori replied. "Look at this terrain—isn't it giving major 'back to the farmland at 18' vibes?"

Naoya shook his head, still dizzy from the chaotic flight. "Where even are we now? Weren't we supposed to be doing a street performance?"

His vision finally settled, and he stared at the old lady who had just plowed through dirt with her legs and came out completely unharmed. He blinked. "Grandma... did you train in iron leg kung fu or something?"

"Plowing specialist for a thousand years," Chihori gave a thumbs-up with a grin. "But I think this granny's specialty is more like iron head kung fu—or, more accurately, the real wonder here isn't the body, but the brain. A brain that can move around."

Naoya: "?"

The silver-haired girl reached toward the granny beside her and said confidently, "Come on, Naoya-kun, let me open up this head for you and show you the little brain guy inside."

System: [Please don't be so enthusiastic with your words, Chihori! Piggy's eyes are full-on terrified—]

Granny Brain finally dropped the act. Before Chihori could touch her, it suddenly leapt away from the two of them.

The corners of its lips curled into an exaggerated arc, that sweet smile warping into a twisted, creepy scowl. "...Oh dear, what a surprise. How did you figure it out?"

It kept laughing strangely as it raised a hand and gave the seam on its forehead a light tug—shockingly flipping open its own skull. Beneath the strands of blood and flesh was a brain... with teeth.

Naoya: "!!"

—Who the hell can just flip open their own skull?! Wait, why does the brain have teeth??

This was the kind of scene that made you want to stab your own eyes out—Naoya was mentally wrecked for a century!

"Relax," Chihori patted the frozen-stiff Naoya. "Use your brain more and drink some Dog Cocky Cat-Brand Walnut Cod Liver Oil Pig-Brain Milk. Cold-pressed walnuts, premium fish oil, tender pig brain."

Naoya Zen'in (shattered): "...Can you not pitch stuff at a time like this?! I'm seriously gonna hurl—"

Chihori: "Even Toji-san personally recommends it."

Naoya: "...Then at least let me throw up with some elegance."

Across from them, Brain shut its skull back with a click and smiled eerily. "I must say, today's been unexpected... but not without gains. Still, kids like you really have the nerve to chat—"

Chihori cut in forcefully, "Hold up! Don't close the skull yet, I'm not done with the promo! Please keep the live demo going."

Brain: "??"

Naoya: "...Can we not do the demo? I'm seriously gonna puke, urgh—!"

Although Naoya had been through plenty of battles and special training, he was still a pampered heir—and just a first-year at Jujutsu High. He usually didn't come into contact with things that would mess with his sanity like this.

He had just witnessed the "granny" in front of him peel back her own skull to reveal a brain covered in teeth and deep ridges. Then Chihori, all cheerful and excited, started pitching milk made with pig brains. And now that he thought back to the weirdly flavored milk he'd drunk before—

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Naoya's stomach churned, and he couldn't hold it back. He opened his mouth, about to beg Chihori to stop talking about pig-brain milk—

—but Chihori, quick as ever, shoved a whole garlic bulb right into his mouth the moment he opened it!

Naoya: "??!"

The white garlic melted instantly on his tongue, and in the next moment—

Naoya bent over and started violently vomiting rainbows onto the ground.

Naoya Zen'in: "UURGH—!"

Chihori: Good thing I was fast enough to prevent a tragic mess.

System: [But... he's still vomiting—okay fine, the rainbow looks more visually pleasant, at least.]

Vibrant, colorful rainbows streamed from Naoya's mouth. Chihori casually stepped aside and nodded. "Well? Naoya, satisfied? I think you've achieved your goal of puking with elegance."

Naoya: "HUUUURGH—"

Chihori: "I'll take that as a glowing five-star review. Please prepare payment shortly."

System: [He literally can't talk—how is this not forced sales?!]

Opposite them, Granny Brain paused for a second upon seeing Naoya puking rainbows. It even took a moment to analyze the [rainbows], trying to figure out if this was some kind of new curse technique.

But everything seemed totally normal. That heir from the Zen'in clan was just very dramatically, sincerely throwing up. The rainbow-colored mess was all over the muddy grass, and none of it seemed to be aiming this way.

...Could it be something that only activates on contact?

System: [Let's not test that theory!!]

Granny Brain stayed extremely cautious, not taking a step closer. It stood quietly in place, mind deep in calculation.

According to its intel, Suguru Geto's sister, Chihori Geto, had been chronically ill since childhood—a regular at the hospital. But the silver-haired girl's display of strength today far exceeded expectations. She might even be a Heavenly Restriction user in some form...

Ah... so that's one less option. Brain thought regretfully. During a transfer, Heavenly Restriction types could conflict with its technique, leading to bugs. It couldn't possess bodies like that.

Granny Brain lifted his cloudy eyes and gazed at Chihori, fingers slowly stroking the top of his cane while mapping out plans in his mind. Eventually, its lips curled into a wide, exaggerated smile. "...Well then, I suppose I won't make a move today. After all, time is on my side."

Chihori: "That's fine. I do plan to make a move today. Quick and clean."

Brain: "?"

A sharp wind sliced past their cheeks, howling through the treetops. The scene fell silent—except for the sound of rustling leaves and the ever-present soundtrack of Naoya violently puking.

System: [This background noise is totally ruining the vibe! Naoya, can you not with the rainbow vomit??]

Naoya Zen'in: ...You think I get to decide that??

Chihori had just reached into the pouch at her waist, where she kept her sunlight, when a familiar voice came from the distance, calling out louder and louder.

"Chihori-chaaaaan—Suguru's coming to wreck the place, Chihori-chaaaaan—where are youuuuuu—"

"Satoru, get back here!!"

It was Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto!

From the sound of it, it was clear that the two were sprinting toward them at full speed.

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