The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 107

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"How should we even do this..." Chihori rubbed her chin. "Originally, I was thinking of compressing the Ice-shroom and stuffing it into its mouth."

"It's gotta have a mouth, right?" Satoru stepped forward and patted the Melon-pult's body. "Onii-san, how do you usually eat? Plants can't survive without a mouth, right?"

Melon-pult: "."

Nanami remained expressionless. "Gojo-senpai, normal plants in nature do not use mouths to feed."

—Please don't let all the bizarre creatures at Jujutsu High warp your sense of basic biology!!

Suguru said, "Alright, alright. Let's just put it together with the Ice-shroom and see what happens. That should be enough to trigger an Ice-Melon evolution, right?"

"Worth a try," Shoko Ieiri agreed.

"If it doesn't work, and it really doesn't have a mouth, we can make one," Satoru said as he patted the Melon-pult again and pointed to its curled melon vine. "If we yank this off, that should leave a nice opening, yeah?"

Haibara: "Please don't do that to Watermelon-san, Gojo-senpai!!"

Satoru: "Relax, I can stick it back on."

Haibara: "No, that's not the point! That's not [making a mouth], that's [smashing open its skull]!!"

Shoko replied calmly, "Cracking open the skull for brain modification. Makes sense."

"Don't brain-swap him, nooo!" Chihori snapped to alert mode, waving her hands in protest. "Protect the brain—starting with me!"

"We should get started soon," Nanami steered the conversation back. "If a teacher notices something and comes to stop us, the whole experiment's over."

Satoru chuckled. "Don't worry, I personally set up an alarm system outside."

Nanami replied calmly, "Is that so? Now I'm even more worried."

The system leaned back dramatically: [Nanamin just dropped a truth bomb!]

In the end, they decided to pair the Ice-shroom with the Melon-pult to make an Ice Melon-pult.

[Ice-shroom]

[Description: Activates three seconds after landing. Can freeze an entire enclosed or semi-enclosed area regardless of size. If used in an open area, it freezes a circular zone within a certain range. Frozen targets become ice sculptures similar to the Squash paper mode—it's a temporary invincible state where they can't attack. However, once the ice thaws, they enter a slowed state and become vulnerable.]

[Status: Always frowning and gloomy in appearance. But that's not actually its personality. Just like the Squash—it suffers from a severe case of Ice-shroom Poker Face Syndrome.]

[Note: Non-offensive plant. Its skill doesn't deal damage. Still extremely useful. A great choice for cooling down in the summer—just be careful not to get accidentally frozen.]

"It activates three seconds after landing. We can toss it at the classroom door and slam it shut right after," Chihori said as she exchanged sun points for the Ice-shroom card, summoning it into her hand. The icy blue plant had a crown-like crystal spike on its head, and Satoru, clearly intrigued, took it from her.

"It's actually real ice," he said, tapping it with a knuckle and resting his other hand under his chin. "We could chip some off and make a smoothie—if it doesn't mind going bald, that is."

Maybe the bald threat spooked the Ice-shroom, because it suddenly twisted its body and slipped right out of Satoru's hand!

The icy blue plant dropped straight onto the podium—

Everyone: "!!"

Not wanting to be turned into ice statues, the group scattered with lightning speed!

Chihori half-lifted Shoko and dashed out the classroom door, while the rest, who were closer to the windows, leapt straight out—

A few stories high wasn't much of a deal for jujutsu sorcerers.

As the responsible senpai, Suguru was the first to shove Haibara and Nanami out the window, then followed right after.

But just as he jumped, Satoru suddenly paused midair. "Wait—suddenly remembered I set up some defense traps out there."

"You said earlier," Suguru said casually, pulling Satoru with him as they dropped, "we'd just avoid triggering them. And even if we do, so what? It's just an alarm."

Satoru: "Yeah, but... I didn't set up an alarm system. I planted a whole field of potato mines."

Suguru: "?"

Satoru yelled down, "Watch your feet!"

A second later—massive explosions shook the ground!

Haibara and Nanami, who had landed slightly ahead of the others, were blasted skyward by a chain of shockwaves.

Luckily, they had noticed the red glows on the ground in advance, and with Satoru's warning, they managed to protect themselves with cursed energy at the last second.

The potato mines didn't deal much real damage, but being launched sky-high was still pretty much unavoidable.

Sailing through the air, Haibara screamed, "UWAAAA—SENPAI QAQ!!!"

Nanami flipped midair with a deadpan face, pulled out his phone, and started typing: How to kill your senpai.

System: [Stay calm, Nanamin! Stay calm!!]

Meanwhile, Satoru hovered midair with Limitless: "."

Suguru, who was being held by Satoru: "."

The two stared in eerie silence at the airborne silhouettes of their juniors.

Satoru Gojo (serious face): "Does this count as attempted juniorcide, Suguru? You're the one who shoved them out the window."

Suguru: "How is this MY fault?! Weren't those your potato mines?!—No wait, forget it! Now's not the time for this. Go catch them, quick!!"

Not far away. Faculty dormitory.

Yaga had been about to sleep. When he heard the noise, he turned his head toward the window and caught sight of flames and shadows flying through the air in the distance.

Yaga: ?

Yaga: ...Even if they hate class, that's no reason to blow up a classroom in the middle of the night! What kind of mentality is that?!

School infirmary.

Haibara and Nanami, who had been brought back by Satoru flying with Infinity and Suguru riding a cursed spirit, were receiving some basic treatment.

Masamichi Yaga, holding one in each hand, dragged Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto to the infirmary beds.

Satoru pressed his palms together. "Ahem, sorry, Haibara, Nanamin, friendly fire—actually, that alert was meant for the teachers."

Yaga: "You were trying to blow me up?!"

Satoru: "No no, it was just a warning! Just the alert mechanism!"

Suguru looked apologetic as he said to Haibara and Nanami, "...My bad too. You guys okay?"

"No worries, senpai!" Haibara smiled, full of energy. "Just a few scrapes, Ieiri-senpai already fixed me up!"

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