The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 113

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And then, if you added in what happened at the café that day—

Suguru: ...This guy's a kept man?!

Toji (calm as ever): So what if I am? Mutually consensual sugar baby deals are still legit business.

Suguru: How do you just say that out loud like it's nothing?!

Toji: Oh, and don't forget to pay. I charge by the hour.

Suguru : ...

That meetup had added yet another layer to the cloud already hanging over Suguru's head, driving home just how treacherous (or "complicated"?) the adult world could be.

It was like something clicked. The future was suddenly clear in his mind. Nodding to himself, Suguru went on, "Yes, this is my vision of an ideal society. As for the cursed spirits issue—we'll continue to discuss that rationally later. For now, let's start by solving the existing problems within human society."

Haibara hadn't quite caught up with this whole wild ride of a conversation. He blinked, dazed. "Huh? Geto-senpai? What're we doing?"

Suguru folded his arms. "We're going to eliminate scumbags and crack down on all immoral behavior. We'll unite the people and protect women's rights—"

He gave a bright smile, those fox-like eyes narrowing ever so slightly. "So, starting today, I'll be establishing the Scum-Purging Cult. Who's in?"

Everyone else: "?" Wait, wait—what?!

System: [What kind of name is "Scum-Purging Cult"?! Is it short for "purge all scumbags"?!]

System: [Wait—is Suguru becoming a cult leader tied to his destiny too, just like that other Suguru and his monkey-hating religion??]

Chihori: [But this cult leader is the head of Scum-Purging Cult, okay.]

——And just like that, Chairman of the Women's Federation Suguru Geto was born!

Chihori: Great, I love the energy! Let's work hard toward this new goal, little brother! (hands over a big red flower sticker.jpg)

System: [Honestly... this might be more meaningful than just killing off non-sorcerers (deep in thought)]

Chihori: [And way more reasonable too! (pun absolutely intended)]

Suguru announced the founding of the [Scum-Purging Cult] on the spot, and immediately gained a huge wave of followers—the few people present all joined right away.

Chihori obviously supported her little brother. She was deeply proud of him striving to become the [Chairman of the Women's Federation], and pinned a ray of golden sunlight to the corner of his coat like she was awarding him a giant red flower.

Haibara declared he'd wholeheartedly support his senpai's public service work. Plus, he had a little sister back home, so he cared a lot about punishing scumbags and protecting women's rights.

Tsukumo, with her usual carefree personality, saw everyone so fired up and smiled as she agreed to join too—curious to see what kind of world these juniors of hers would end up building.

System: [No, not what kind of world—they're gonna blast open the heavens! (solemnly)]

And then... Nanami—

Surprisingly, Nanami actually joined the [Scum-Purging Cult] too!

Kento Nanami: After hearing about [Wipe Out Humanity] and [Plant Hybridization] and all that other insane stuff, [Purging Scumbags] honestly sounded way too normal.

—You gotta grab every chance you get to stay on the path of normalcy. That was =Nanami's firm belief.

System (wiping tears): 【=[It hasn't been easy for you, Nanamin!]

Also... Nanami thought. With these people teaming up, if no one was there to keep things grounded, who knows what kind of magical chaos would start spiraling out of control.

To protect the fragile and helpless normal world, our fearless hero Nanamin boldly chose to infiltrate the cult, go undercover in the demon fortress, and defend our homeland!

System: [What's happening—why is this getting so hype!!]

—And so, the only sane person ended up taking on the role of the brave hero who protects the normal world!

Too bad, our battle-happy Chihori was still the ultimate overpowered main character.

Chihori: [Maybe... the script Nanamin's holding will one day turn into Three Years Undercover: Now I'm a Cult Master.]

System: [What do we even call this? "No one can stick to a serious plot—welcome to the comedy manga"?]

At that moment, with everyone joining in, a faint smile appeared on Suguru's face. He lowered his hand and said, "Thank you, everyone. I'm really glad we've chosen this path together."

"This is the right path—it'll lead people to happiness." Suguru spoke slowly, the light catching on his earring, giving him a definite cult-leader aura.

Finally, he raised his arm and called out in a magnetic voice, "Our [Scum-Purging Cult] isn't just for the jujutsu world—it's for the non-sorcerer world too. Our doctrine will set the world on fire."

Just as his voice fell, a Torchwood stump suddenly shot up from the ground!

Everyone: "!?"

Chihori: "Whoa—new plant! Suguru, you've totally got a green thumb!"

Suguru paused for only a second before smiling with just the right amount of curve, "Thank you, sister. I think this is also something a true cult leader should have."

System: [No no no, cult leaders aren't supposed to have that too!]

Suguru: "Looking at it this way, this is nature's will for us. Maybe this is your path, sister. You're the one I trust most as my vice-cult leader."

Smart as ever, Suguru took this chance to guide things in the right direction and keep his sister from going down the extreme "create plant-people" route.

"Woohoo," Chihori stood up from the bench and stepped forward to lift the Torchwood stump one-handed. Playing along with her brother, she continued to proclaim, "Comrades! This is the sacred flame of our cult—the spark that'll ignite the wildfire! Let our [Scum-Purging Cult] begin here and spread to the entire world!"

Haibara stared at the dramatic-looking Torchwood stump, eyes lighting up, "Yes, let's take this to the world!" He reached forward eagerly. "Can I take a look at the sacred flame?"

"Of course," Chihori nodded and carefully handed the Torchwood stump to Haibara. "Take it, child—feel the heat and the weight of the sacred flame. This is also the weight of our responsibility!"

Haibara: "Yes!"

Suguru smiled and nodded. "Haibara, you're a gifted junior. I think the title of Holy Son of our [Scum-Purging Cult] suits you best."

"Huh, m-me? Really?" Haibara scratched the back of his head, shy but serious. "I'll do my best!"

Suguru turned to Nanami next. "As for Nanami—how about Grand Elder?"

Nanami: "..."

Kento Nanami, completely expressionless: "Understood."

Chihori patted his shoulder. "Cheer up, Nanami-kun. This is a big, happy occasion—why aren't you smiling?"

Nanami: can't smile.jpg

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