The Film Emperor's Secretly Married Wife Ch. 63

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Jing Zi felt like she was overthinking it. Even though Senior Dang was kind of a simp online, worshipping Little Fairy from every angle before his identity got exposed, he was still the respected and serious student council president at school. Most of the time, he was pretty proper and strict.

The next morning, when Qi Zhen got up early to make cereal, Jing Zi was seriously scrolling through posts on the campus BBS.

Qi Zhen stirred her chocolate cereal with sleepy eyes. Even though she was super tired, she was still stubbornly eating.

[Little Fairy wore a pale blue lolita dress today, looked like a delicate porcelain doll. Her skin was icy white and flawless. I want to lick her.]

Jing Zi's gaze shifted to Qi Zhen. She was wearing a plain cotton nightdress, her exposed skin milky white and smooth, a small part of her leg showing—thin and sleek.

Also a member of the lolita community, Jing Zi thought if Zhenbao wore a fancy, detailed European-style lolita dress, creamy white stockings, styled her hair into low pigtails, and held a bunny plushie, she'd totally be a real-life soft and cute porcelain doll.

If she were Qi Zhen's husband, she'd definitely buy her a whole closet full of lolita dresses so she could wear a different one every day. Just looking at such a sweet and soft girl every day would give her phantom limb boners.

Jing Zi: I have sinned. I repent. I'm a perv.

[Little Fairy didn't feel well today. Her face was pale. My heart hurts more than if someone cut a piece of it out.]

Jing Zi looked seriously at her roommate and honestly thought Qi Zhen's bare face was pale every day anyway.

Ordinary people wear makeup to even out their skin tone and look prettier. Fairies put on makeup to make themselves look one shade darker, and with some blush, they finally look like they have a little color.

Her skin was seriously so white, it looked like she could float away at any moment.

After his identity got exposed, he didn't post on the forum much anymore. But really, it had just been non-stop rainbow praise before.

Typical simp behavior—understandable, just insanely embarrassing.

Jing Zi hesitated over whether or not to sell out this little loli.

The sleepy little loli bit her spoon and looked at her with honey-sweet eyes, clearly confused.

Why are you smiling so weird first thing in the morning?

Jing Zi pinched her baby cheeks. "Don't eat stuff that's too cold."

Qi Zhen put down her spoon and said seriously, "I still don't want to sit in the front row. I don't even know that senior. It doesn't feel right."

If Yu Jingxing knew she was acting like this, he'd definitely think she wasn't being good.

Jing Zi actually felt relieved. Li Yuanyuan smiled too, putting on sunscreen as she said, "Yeah, I don't wanna owe the senior a favor either. I must've been high on cultivation yesterday. No way I'm selling you out. So I got Shao Kang to help us get three tickets, but they might not be front row."

Jing Zi nodded. "The campus network was way too laggy this morning. We couldn't get any either."

Qi Zhen rested her face in her hands and smiled at them.

She set down her spoon, wiped the corner of her mouth, and said seriously, "I'm gonna use a pregnancy test today. Do you guys have anything to say to me?"

Jing Zi: "...I'm kinda jealous your sex life is so frequent that you regularly worry about surprise pregnancies?"

Qi Zhen stared at her, annoyed. "Can you take this seriously?"

Jing Zi: "Then I'm seriously super jealous of your husband?"

Qi Zhen looked confused. "Why would you be jealous of him?"

Li Yuanyuan, halfway through doing her makeup, couldn't take it anymore and said sternly, "You should talk to your husband before taking the test! You can't just be a girl freaking out by yourself. Drag him into it! Scare him too!"

Qi Zhen: "You're gonna regret this."

Li Yuanyuan scoffed. "There hasn't been a man born who could make Sister Yuan regret anything."

Qi Zhen lowered her head in silence:

[I'm gonna use the pregnancy test. I'm so scared, sob.]

Husband:
[Mm, I'm here.]

Qi Zhen:
[Can we name the baby Qitian Dasheng*?]
(*Great Sage Equal to Heaven — a title of Sun Wukong.)

Husband:
[Sure, but he'll hate his mom.]

Qi Zhen sulked:
[Then forget it.]

She stayed in the bathroom for a solid ten minutes before coming out holding the pregnancy test.

Qi Zhen:
[Two lines...]

Qi Zhen was super nervous:
[One's solid and one's faint, what does that mean?]

She'd only heard that two lines meant pregnant.

Husband:
[That means there's a possibility. Wait till I get back and I'll take you to the hospital.]

She felt kind of blank, her heart thumping like crazy, and she still didn't know the result.

And why was he being so damn calm?

Husband:
[What's wrong?]

Qi Zhen ignored him.

How could this old man possibly understand the jittery, anxious mess she was inside—he was so calm and steady.

Why hadn't he been this calm in bed?

When their bodies were so close, he'd held her down and kissed her with so much force and passion, and when the condom broke, wasn't she the one suffering now?

The more Qi Zhen thought about it, the more upset she got. She wiped her tears angrily.

Li Yuanyuan was nearly scared to death. "You're pregnant?!"

Qi Zhen lowered her head in distress. "I don't know."

Then Li Yuanyuan saw Qi Zhen's phone screen light up.

Husband:
[Transfer sent.]

Husband:
[Baby, please don't be mad, okay? It's all my fault.]

Li Yuanyuan glanced over and immediately felt the cruelty of the world.

Qi Zhen accepted the transfer and sent back 250 yuan.

Husband was overjoyed:
[Baby is such a good girl.]

Qi Zhen: ...Hmph!

She crossed her arms, opened her donation app, and donated all the tens of thousands he'd transferred. Consider it good karma.

Please, please let it not be pregnancy. She swore she'd make Yu Jingxing switch to a different condom brand in the future.

But as the month drew closer to the end, her period still hadn't come, and Qi Zhen was about to pull all her hair out.

Even though she was often irregular, and sometimes didn't get it for two whole months and stayed chill about it—that was back when she wasn't having sex!

She might really have to wait till Yu Jingxing came home and let him take her to the gynecologist. That was gonna be so humiliating, sob.

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