Saiyans Forbidden from Crossing Worlds to Steal Jobs Ch. 31

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His bandaged head tilted down as his hands gestured, then he clicked his tongue in shock, "Unbelievable! Your stomach is actually flat."

"Is this... connected to a black hole in space?"

Ikki: ......

Compared to some total stranger, hearing this from someone like Gojo Satoru, who wasn't quite close but not far either, made her feel like she was dying of secondhand embarrassment.

Not fully trained, little sis Ikki's face flushed red in an instant, bright red, like a tomato ripened to the max, turning red from head to toe.

Ashamed and flustered.

Just let the world end already!!!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

She couldn't live anymore!

So humiliating!

"So, does that mean you've never eaten your fill at my place?"

Gojo thought out loud, "A human with such a massive appetite."

"Could this be a trait of heavenly restriction?"

He mumbled, "Maki's appetite isn't this big, right..."

Ikki: !

Ikki's body froze.

She felt her little disguise was about to fall apart.

No!

She couldn't let it!

Dame da!

She had to cover it back up quick.

A flash of inspiration hit Ikki, and out came an "Iyaaa~~"

Her voice was coy, girly, dripping with fake sweetness, "Ugh, stop it～～～～"

Gojo froze on the spot.

"You actually touched my little tummy～～～"

She pouted, raised a delicate finger, and pretended to wipe tears, "Sob sob～ I'm just on my period, making up for the blood loss, that's all."

"Can't believe you'd say that about me～ sob sob～"

"You're so mean～ sob sob～～～"

Her voice twisted and turned like a winding mountain road.

A little stomp of her foot, a little twist of her waist.

"You're such a perv, so bad～～ sob sob～～～～"

"Can't believe you'd treat me like this～～ sob sob～～～"

"Sob sob sob～～～"

Gojo Satoru: ......

His hand shook. Shook hard.

Gojo Satoru, a man who crushed the jujutsu world with nothing but strength.

He should have been a city's overpowered protagonist, but his personality was way too messed up.

He annoyed his coworkers and students to no end, and pissed off literally everyone he knew.

He thought nothing in this world could ever shake him, but today he ran into a whiny-crybaby.

Now, his head was completely filled with that demonic "sob sob sob."

And the greasy waist-twisting, hand-flailing move of that girl, plus the line, "You're so mean～"

Looping and looping again.

Basically like a 0.01-second Infinite Void.

Who was he?

Where was he?

Why the hell did he even come here?

The second match between the strongest—crybaby KO'd jerkcat.

But the crybaby wasn't happy.

She hugged her pot of cooked noodles, shoving rice down angrily.

She knew that from the moment she became a crybaby, something inside her had shattered into the wind.

It felt like life had nothing left to fear.

She had lost her precious dignity.

QAQ

So like, how exactly did Gojo Satoru even come back?!

A ghost?

He was so quiet, not even leaving her time to hide the pot—wait, wait.

Wait wait wait.

Wasn't Gojo blind?

Then how did he know there was that massive pile of stuff in her pot?

Even a dog's nose wasn't that insane!!!

Was Gojo really blind?

Ikki bit on her rice spoon, doubt rising in her heart, wanting to confirm it, but thinking back to the secondhand embarrassment just now, she quietly killed the thought.

Forget it, maybe he had some special vision technique or something.

After all, jujutsu sorcerers' powers were all kinds of bizarre.

Anyway, it was all Sukima Onna's fault!

Ikki: evil glare.jpg

Tokyo, inside a certain apartment.

Sukima Onna suddenly shuddered, cold sweat pouring down her back, every hair standing on end.

There was this indescribable panic she couldn't put into words!

She patted down her frizzed-up hair, dug out a crumpled 1000 yen note from the corner, and stuffed it into some random backpack she'd found who-knows-where.

Through the open gap, you could see the inside stuffed with piles of coins and scattered yen bills.

Next to her, draped in white cloth, with big cute eyes, mouth full of tendrils, a head dripping red, short, chubby, and round—the special grade cursed womb Dagon—finally couldn't hold back its curiosity and spoke: "Pupu～"

'Sukima Onna, why do you pick up stuff like that?'

Sukima Onna turned her head to look at it, asking with her eyes.

--What are you talking about?

Seeing Dagon's gaze on the 1000 yen note in her hand, Sukima Onna got it, and answered with her eyes.

--To protect our cursed spirits lives.

Dagon: "Pu～"

--Is this your hobby?

Sukima Onna: stare.

--Believe me, Tsukishima Ikki is seriously brutal!!

--Super scary brutal!!!

Dagon: "Pupu～"

--I get it, like how Jogo loves cursed tools, and Hanami loves flowers, you love this human stuff.

Sukima Onna: stare.

--Back then I used all the little money I hoarded from human apartments for hundreds of years just to save my cursed life!

Dagon: "Pu～"

--Jogo said we're family from now on, so I'll help you pick it up.

Sukima Onna: stare.

--So until I've saved up enough money, you guys absolutely cannot go looking for her!!!

Dagon: "Pu～"

--I can use the tendrils on my mouth to roll them up.

Sukima Onna: stare.

--You'll die, seriously you'll die!!!

The two curses, one eye here, one "pu" there, communicated in harmony.

Not far away, wrinkles squeezed out on Jogo's forehead as he stared blankly with his single eye, raising a soul-deep question, "How exactly are they even communicating?"

"Do they really understand what the other one is saying?"

Hanami: "＊＆＊￥％￥＆￥"

Jogo: ......

The volcano on Jogo's head gave a "poof," and erupted.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

What the hell did I even recruit?!!!!

Ikki realized that when Gojo got annoying, he was seriously asking for a beating.

Like right now.

"You can do it, right, you can do it."

He blocked her way, "For Ikki-chan, this is super easy, right?"

"Sorry, I refuse." Ikki walked past him expressionless, opened her door, but Gojo slipped inside before her.

"Don't be so cold." He leaned his upper body sideways, "You really look like Nanami when you're like this, so boring."

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