Saiyans Forbidden from Crossing Worlds to Steal Jobs Ch. 33

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They had already been standing on the field for almost an hour.

And their homeroom teacher, Gojo Satoru, still hadn't shown up.

"That idiot..." Zen'in Maki, a girl with a high ponytail and glasses, slammed her long staff against the ground with an annoyed face. "When exactly is he coming?!!"

"My time isn't for him to waste!!!"

"Dragging us all out here in the middle of the day, and then disappearing who knows where."

A vein bulged on her forehead, "One day I'm gonna beat the crap out of that guy!!!"

"I thought you'd be used to it by now." Beside her, the school's mascot, Panda, sprawled out on the grass scrolling his phone, answering carelessly. "If Satoru ever acted normal, that'd be abnormal."

"Salmon." Inumaki Toge, leaning against Panda's belly, gave his agreement.

"Maybe Gojo-sensei just had something to do and is running late?" The new student, Okkotsu Yuta, mumbled a small defense. "Gojo-sensei is usually pretty busy..."

"Tch." Maki clicked her tongue and tilted her head back. "Hey, Okkotsu."

"Come fight me." She tossed her staff forward, just about to take this chance to spar with Okkotsu, when suddenly, from afar, Gojo's unmistakable, bouncy, frivolous voice rang out.

"Thanks for waiting~~~" He waved his hand, running over in big strides.

He hopped down the stairs, bouncing step by step, and with two thuds sprang right into the middle of the group.

His legs skidded to a sudden stop, spreading wide in a big X, "Mina-san~~~"

"Let's give a warm welcome~~~" With a bright red pair of cheer pom-poms in his hands, he lifted both arms high above his head, shaking them, spinning three times, then stretched both arms forward, lifted his right leg back, and shouted, "The cuuuutest Ikki-chan makes her dazzling debut~~~~"

"Da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da————"

Deafening BGM blasted from his waist.

And yet...

No one appeared. No one replied.

Cold wind swept through, dead leaves spinning in the air.

The atmosphere froze to the max.

"What the hell are you even doing!!" Three veins popped on Maki's forehead, "Turn off that damn noisy music already!"

Could this guy act normal for once?!

"So cold." Gojo sighed in dissatisfaction, turning off the music on his phone.

With the annoying background noise gone, everyone finally got back to the main point.

"Is there really a newcomer?"

"Mentaiko?"

"Sounds like a girl~~" Panda stood up from the ground, glancing left and right, "Where is she, where is she?"

"Why don't we see anyone?"

Maki hit the mark in one line, "Maybe she thought it was too embarrassing."

Girl, you get me too well!

Up in a tree not far away, Ikki hugged the trunk, her toes digging tight, her whole body trembling.

So this was the "memorable, stunning debut" Gojo had talked about?

She couldn't help but recall the morning's conversation.

"Eh eh eh? Ikki-chan, you're just planning to show up like that?"

"...What's wrong with that?"

"Dame dame, way too plain."

"Everyone at Jujutsu High are kids who love surprises!!"

"Then what should I do?"

"Very simple, all you have to do is make a cool entrance from above."

"Leave the rest to spicy-teacher Gojo, I guarantee everyone will be stunned~"

"...Sounds kinda unreliable."

"It won't, it won't."

"I'm super experienced."

Super experienced...

Experienced...

Experience...

'Experienced my ass!!!!'

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

'I actually believed your nonsense!!!'

'So this was what you called a stunning debut?!!!'

If she had really followed Gojo's words and dropped from the sky, she would've debuted with him in the tacky cringe world right on the spot!!

Let her be quiet.

But Gojo clearly didn't think there was anything wrong with his behavior. "Ikki-chan~" He waved at her, "Come on, come on."

"Don't be shy."

"Hurry up, hurry up."

In his hands, the bright red pom-poms shook and shook, just like her heart right now, shaking and shaking.

Ikki silently climbed down from the tree.

Facing one, two, three, four, five pairs of eyes, she dug at her toes, trying hard to act casual, cleared her throat lightly, "Hello, I'm Tsukishima Ikki."

"I'll be your substitute teacher for the next while."

"Please take care of me."

"Substitute teacher?" Everyone was shocked.

"Yup yup, that's it." Gojo nodded. "Ikki-chan is actually a super powerful special grade~"

Everyone was shocked again.

Special grade sorcerers, the highest level of power acknowledged in the jujutsu world, rarer than giant pandas.

They had overwhelming strength, immense cursed energy, casually crushing first and second grades.

And across the whole Japanese jujutsu world, there were only four of them.

Gojo Satoru, Tsukumo Yuki, the new student Okkotsu Yuta, and the curse user Geto Suguru.

Since when was there another special grade?

The first-years of Jujutsu High were puzzled.

But Gojo Satoru had no intention of explaining. He lifted the pom-poms again and shouted loudly, "Mina~"

"Let's have a fun self-intro relay~"

"I'll start." He lifted the pom-poms, swung left, swung right, "I'm Gojo, the super handsome Gojo, the strongest Gojo, the most loved-by-students Gojo."

"Perfect score Gojo~~"

Everyone: ......

Ikki: ......

Gojo really refreshed her view of him every single day.

Next, the overgrown child Gojo handed the pom-poms to Panda.

Panda naturally took them, just as happily shaking left, shaking right, spinning twice, lively and spirited, "I'm Panda, not a panda, I'm a cursed corpse Panda."

"Yo-ro-shi-ku~~~"

Then he passed it to Inumaki beside him.

Inumaki Toge grabbed the pom-poms, stretched, wobbling, shook up and down twice, "Kelp, tuna mayo, mentaiko."

Panda translated on the side, "He's the onigiri language master Inumaki Toge, a super rare Cursed Speech user."

"Salmon salmon." Inumaki nodded, then passed the pom-poms to Okkotsu.

Okkotsu held the pom-poms close in front of him, cheeks red, gave them a small shake, "Hello, I'm Okkotsu Yuta, please take care of me."

Then he handed them to Maki.

Maki didn't even look, introduced coolly, "Zen'in Maki, just call me Maki."

Zen'in?

That name sounded a bit familiar.

Like she'd heard it somewhere before.

But wait, weren't there only these four first-years at Jujutsu High?

All credit goes to the original author
Feel free to pinpoint us if there are any grammar error or typos
Please don't use Guazi's translations to re-translate in other languages

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