The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 1
007 corporate slave An Xia died suddenly because of working overtime all night.
But he didn't die completely.
Because he traveled into an ABO bloody Mary Sue novel called "Sweet O Love Me Again", and became a little assistant to the villain CEO, Fu Qingchen.
Although he didn't even deserve a name in the entire novel, the workload behind him was huge.
Not only did he have to fight on the negotiation table, but he also had to order food and coffee every day, and even book a luxurious KTV for the emotionally hurt CEO in the middle of the night.
In short... he went from a miserable worker to a miserable nanny-level worker :)
He he.
An Xia took a deep breath, thinking of Fu Qingchen's dark life in the novel, he couldn't help but mourn for his next hard-working life for three seconds.
Although CEO Xiao Fu was handsome and rich, and was also a high-quality diamond alpha on the list of Haicheng, he couldn't help but have a love brain.
Not only did he fall in love with the protagonist bottom at first sight, but after pursuing him hard but failing to get his love, he even went to extremes. Alienating him, framing him and imprisoning him. In the end, he was finally sent to prison by the protagonists.
Great, he would have no worries about food and clothing for the next twenty years.
An Xia stared at the computer screen in front of him, his fingers on the keyboard clicking, but his eyes behind the gold-rimmed glasses were already empty.
At this time, as long as someone looked carefully, they would find that he seemed to be typing very fast, but the screen was only filled with "ba ba ba ba ba"...
Some people seem to be working hard, but they have actually been slacking off for a while.
[Mr. Fu got lost again when driving home last night. He circled around the gate of his community for five times before he found the way. Hahahahahahahaha, how can someone get lost even if they follow the navigation.]
"Assistant An."
Fu Qingchen, who was signing a document, suddenly looked up and called; a handsome face with sword eyebrows, star eyes, a straight nose and thin lips appeared in An Xia's eyes.
But he was not in the mood to appreciate it now.
Because according to his understanding of the plot, Fu Qingchen should have met the protagonist bottom Bai Shunan once at this time, and he was interested in him.
And he planned to send someone to find out all the background information of Bai Shunan after work, to the point of finding out which side of the egg was first laid when the lost Pekingese in his neighbor's second uncle's house was sterilized.
Most importantly, he hoped to get the final result within three minutes.
Naturally, this task would fall on An Xia, the versatile assistant.
He was just a brick, and he would be moved wherever he was needed.
[No way, no way, isn't there really someone who would arrange a task to find out someone's ancestry within three minutes? Those who force others to do things will have no paper toilet when they go to the toilet in the future.]
Another familiar voice came into his ears. Fu Qingchen, who was thinking about this, looked at An Xia, who was still smiling but didn't open his mouth, and fell into silence. The words that were about to be said turned around and around in his mouth, "Assistant An, please make me a cup of coffee."
"Yes, sir!"
An Xia, who had been slacking off until his back and waist ached, immediately agreed, got up and walked out of the office with brisk steps, fearing that if he walked a little slower, he would be assigned some strange tasks.
After he left, Fu Qingchen was the only one left in the huge office.
Fu Qingchen sighed quietly. He didn't know when he could hear An Xia's thoughts, and it seemed that he was the only one in the whole company who could hear them.
Regardless of time or place, as long as An Xia had some psychological activities, he could know it clearly.
He even learned from An Xia that he was a "villain" in a novel, and in the end he would give up his bright future for an omega.
Ridiculous. Unless he was blinded by greed, he would never let such a stupid thing happen to himself.
But thanks to the "mind reading", at least Fu Qingchen could be sure that An Xia was the most trustworthy person around him.
Besides, although An Xia seemed to be oblivious to the outside world, he actually knew a lot of gossip.
Listening to these fresh gossips, Fu Qingchen even felt that the boring work in his hand has become much more interesting.
[Eh? The financial manager looks a little bad today. Did he have a relapse of hemorrhoids last night? He is almost fifty years old, but he still has to suffer this kind of pain, alas...]
An Xia's thoughts once again reached Fu Qingchen's ears. He had learned to automatically filter out such thoughts. Who knew that An Xia would release a dose of explosive information in the next second—
[The financial manager is so pitiful. I'd better not tell him the bad news that his wife used a business trip as an excuse to hang out with his brother for three days and three nights.]
[Even the son he raised for twenty years is not his own, and he has become an uncle. The green grassland is not as green as his head. This involves serious ethical issues. ]
[...wait! It turns out that the manager's brother is not his biological brother, but adopted from an orphanage. Even his wife lived in that orphanage when she was a child. The two of them are childhood sweethearts. No wonder the two of them are having an affair. It turns out that their old love has rekindled!]
Fu Qingchen's eyes flashed, and he couldn't help but stop the work in his hands and concentrate on listening to the gossip of his subordinates.
An Xia didn't know that his inner voice had been exposed to his boss. On the surface, he was talking to the finance manager in the tearoom in a friendly way, but in fact, he was shocked by the big news.
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Lmao, the MC is such a chatterbox with their colorful inner dialogue! no wonder our boss listening diligently!! XD
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