The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 84
"If you continue to spread rumors, Mr. Fu, I will definitely contact my private lawyer to send you a lawyer's letter!"
"Even if the head office has the best lawyers in the whole of China, it cannot cover up the fact that you slandered me!"
Jeffrey loudly declared his "innocence", "Whether in the eyes of my colleagues or neighbors, I am an absolutely good man! I even exchanged a sweet kiss with my wife at the door before going to work this morning."
[Great, you dare to threaten Fu Qingchen, right? Do you think Haicheng Xiao Fu always grew up in fear?]
[He successfully signed more contracts at the negotiation table than the toilet paper you use to wipe your butt!]
A more interesting sentence made Fu Qingchen silent for half a second.
The first half of the sentence was very good, but the second half was unnecessary.
Fu Qingchen sneered, raised his chin, and put on a very confident style.
After his majestic and domineering figure was displayed in front of everyone in the office for three seconds, he pointed at Jeffrey's tie, "If your relationship with your wife is really harmonious, then didn't your wife notice that your tie was stained with wine when she exchanged kisses with you?"
"Although wine stains have a strong smell, and you are used to this familiar smell of alcohol, so you didn't notice it at the first time, but this doesn't mean that others won't see it."
And Jeffrey must usually like to drink more expensive wine. Even after a whole night, the smell of the wine stains on his tie did not become very pungent, but a faint aroma of alcohol.
Executives No. 1, 2, 3, and 4 nodded repeatedly.
"No wonder I smelled a strange smell when I passed by him this morning. I thought it was the smell of the pork and scallion dumplings I ate at the Chinese restaurant this morning, but it turned out to be his."
"He usually wears clean clothes when he goes to work, never like today. Look at the socks on his feet, both of them are different colors!"
"Also, when he came to work today, the corners of his clothes were tucked into his waistband. Jeffrey walked around the office with half of his butt exposed."
"The interns in the office almost died of laughter, their faces turned red, and Jeffrey thought that girl had a crush on him."
An Xia, who listened to gossip.
[Okay, no matter which one is said, it will be a direct social death. Does Jeffrey know that his image has completely collapsed?]
Of course Jeffrey didn't know. At this time, his pupils had shrunk slightly, and he tried hard to control himself from looking down at the bow tie on his neck.
After Fu Qingchen's reminder, he finally realized that he could smell the aroma of wine lingering around his nose.
His heart sank. In the past, his wife would prepare all the clean clothes for him before he went to work. Such a low-level mistake would never happen.
Unfortunately, he accidentally hit his wife's leg last night after drinking, and almost overslept this morning, so he just grabbed a set of clothes on the sofa and put them on and went out.
If he had known, he would not hit her leg yesterday, and it would be better to hit other places.
Jeffrey covered his understanding with his hand and put on a helpless gesture, "I didn't expect Mr. Fu to imagine that I was an unforgivable bastard just based on these wine stains on the bow tie."
"It's just because my wife had a party with friends last night and played too late, and she overslept this morning. I didn't have the heart to wake her up, so I just put on old clothes and rushed to work."
"Is it wrong for me to do this?"
Fu Qingchen immediately caught the contradiction in his words, "But you just said that your wife exchanged a kiss with you before you left, and you even said that the kiss was at the door. In this case, I would like to ask how your wife could kiss you at the door while sleeping?"
Jeffrey continued to quibble, "Can't my wife wake up for a while and send me to the door?"
Fu Qingchen asked again, "Then why didn't she notice the wine stain on your tie?"
Jeffrey gradually became impatient, "Because she was sleeping!"
Fu Qingchen calmly asked, "If she was sleeping, why could she kiss you at the door?"
Jeffrey lost control of his emotions, "I said it all, it was because I woke her up from the bed!"
"It was me!!!! I woke her up from the bed!!!!"
Fu Qingchen had a blank expression, "If that's the case, why..."
"Enough!"
Jeffrey finally broke down. It was the first time he had met someone as good at arguing as Fu Qingchen!
"I don't want to continue to argue with you on this issue! I'm going to resign and leave the company now. I'll send you a lawyer's letter when I get back. You can wait to be sued!"
[No, he can't leave now!]
[York hasn't got the evidence of his money laundering yet. Without definite evidence, he can't be convicted completely. Even if the police come, there's nothing he can do.]
[If he leaves the company now, it will be too late.]
[Mr. Fu, come on, argue with him a few more times and delay the time for a while!]
Fu Qingchen took a deep breath, "Jeffrey, you can't leave yet. Now we have to talk about the impact of your sloppy bow tie on the company's image."
Jeffrey turned his head sharply.
No way! You're going to argue about this!
Why couldn't I argue?
This was certainly an argument!
Everything could be argued!
Only those who were good at arguing could be the best!
Arguing was an art, don't talk nonsense if you didn't understand it!
I used to question the nitpickers, then I understood them, and finally I became one of them!
But in just one or two minutes, Fu Qingchen had mastered the art of arguing to perfection.
"We should not only talk about the impact of your bow tie on the company's image, but also the impact of your bow tie on the whole society."
"My bow tie will also have an impact on society?"
Jeffrey was shocked and puzzled, and his puzzlement revealed absurdity.
He looked at Fu Qingchen as if he was looking at a fool, but Fu Qingchen's firm eyes seemed to say that he was a fool.
In this stupid look at each other, Fu Qingchen began his art performance, "Because your tie is sloppy, it will damage the external image of the branch, which will in turn damage the external image of the head office."
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