The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 167

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An Xia still remembered that the floral dress was a birthday gift from his great-grandpa to his great-grandma.

The cool sea breeze blew slightly from the sea, his great-grandma's skirt moved slightly, and the gray hair fluttered in the wind behind her. Even the arc of each hair revealed the word "exquisite".

Behind them, a cheering group of his great-grandma's admirers held banners and cheered—

Xiulan, Xiulan, I love you! Just like a mouse loves rice!"

"Yu is your surname! Huo is your life! Xiulan, just go ahead boldly, we will always be your most loyal backers!"

"You vote and I vote, Xiulan will debut tomorrow! If you don't vote and I don't vote, when will Xiulan come out!"

Oh, but his great-grandma was participating in a square dance girl group talent show jointly organized by their community and other communities.

[I am your grandmother!]

Also known as: [Spicy Old Lady 101]

Although An Xia was also very shocked that their community could find 101 spicy old ladies, this did not prevent his great-grandma from becoming the hot candidate for the center position of the girl group talent show with an absolute advantage.

Facing the fanatical pursuers behind her, his great-grandma had a blank expression on her face. She moved her mouth and adjusted the fake teeth in her mouth, "Xiao An Xia, you must always remember one thing."

Little An Xia looked up blankly, "What is it, grandma?"

Yu Xiulan said in a steady tone, "When you grow up, never get married just for the sake of getting married. Marriage is a huge siege. Some people want to get in, while others try their best to get out. Your great-grandma doesn't want you to regret it by then."

Such a profound truth made Little An Xia confused. He only knew that many of the old men who were cheering behind them wanted to marry his great-grandma.

Little An Xia asked again in a childish voice, "Which grandpa behind you will you marry, grandma?"

Yu Xiulan raised her eyebrows carefully drawn under her sunglasses, "Your great-grandma doesn't want to get married yet, but I don't mind having some fun with them. After all, when people are bored, they will find an alpha or beta to have some fun with their feelings."

Little An Xia's eyes widened slightly. Have some fun? How to have fun with feelings?

Was it like Xiao Hong, the class flower in the class next to him?

Xiao Hong would hold up the latest toy her father bought for her and let everyone in the class call her queen. What would great grandma hold up?

Was it her recently customized gold-plated fake teeth?

Noticing the increasingly strange look of her grandson, Yu Xiulan cleared her throat and quickly changed the subject, "Xiao An Xia must be hungry. Let's go home now. Great grandma will fry you your favorite tomato scrambled eggs!"

In the next ten years, his great-grandma did indeed bring her open-minded view of love to the extreme - only dating but not getting married.

As she got older, until his great-grandma finally reached the age of 100, the hot-tempered old lady Yu Xiulan gradually calmed down and withdrew from her vast fishpond.

Now, after several years, An Xia heard the news thathis great-grandma was in love again. How could he not worry about Yu Xiulan?

An Xia began to read the information of Yu Xiulan's "boyfriend" Sima Qiang word by word, [Sima Qiang, no, it should be Grandpa Qiang, who is 90 years old this year, single, has a house, a car, and a pension, is in good health, has a cheerful personality, has a wide range of interests and hobbies, and especially likes to invent gadgets.]

From these information, Grandpa Qiang was a kind and amiable old man, with a clean family background and no weird hobbies or bad habits.

An Xia was relieved a little bit, as expected, his great-grandma's vision of people was still accurate.

Let him see what Grandpa Qiang liked to invent.

After seeing this, An Xia couldn't help but be silent—

[He recently designed a pair of luminous reading glasses for his blind old friend...]

An Xia was silent for a while, and read it again carefully.

He clearly knew every word, so why couldn't he understand when they were put together?

How could such devilish inventions exist these days!

Fu Qingchen, who had been listening to his inner voice, also fell silent. This was a bit of a hellish joke.

He wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh, because if he laughed, ten years of merit would be gone.

An Xia turned the pages again, trying to find some useful inventions from Sima Qiang's information.

[Well... he also designed a senior foot strength training for his old brother who suffered from leg disease.]

Looking back, Sima Qiang also made a lot of shocking inventions that An Xia couldn't understand.

Although he couldn't understand, he was shocked, because Sima Qiang not only invented these things, he even wanted to deliver them to his good brother in person.

What kind of worries and grievances here could make him do such a wicked thing?

An Xia's first impression of Sima Qiang changed from a kind and amiable old man to a kind but very wicked old man.

Even though the old man with such a special hobby was in good health and cheerful now, An Xia was really worried that one day when he walked at night, his old friends would knock on his head.

The kind that made a buzzing sound.

It’s ok to study some things secretly at home, but how dare you give them out to others?

They were all over 90 years old, so you should learn to cherish your life.

He wouldn't know if Sima Qiang had invented some strange things for his great-grandma.

When his great-grandma was young, she had a bad temper. Even though she was a little restrained now, she was still a big sister in the spicy old lady girl group in those years.

Don’t question or challenge the status of "national C position".

Pay taxes where you should pay taxes, and don’t sleep with people who shouldn’t sleep with you. When Great-grandma Yu Xiulan was the captain of the old lady girl group, her professional ethics were much better than those of ordinary idols.

An Xia didn't want to hear rumors of "retired idols losing their morals in their old age" when his great-grandma was already this old, so he quickly looked at the gossip system.

[...oh, it turns out that Grandpa Qiang really gave my great-grandma a small item he invented.]

An Xia's eyes were dull, and it was hard to tell whether he was happy or unhappy in his tone. Fu Qingchen asked him curiously, "What small item?"

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