The Villain CEO Always Mooches My Melons Ch. 169

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The waiter humbly asked, "What name should we change it to? I don't think I've heard of any English name for pork with salted vegetable before."

The manager said seriously, "Meicaikourou*."

(*Pork with salted vegetable in Chinese is 梅菜扣肉 Méi cài kòu ròu, here the restaurant manager's dialogue is written in roman, probably a Chinese saying Chinese dish with English accent.)

Really, what a bad joke.

The waiter hesitated again and again, but finally decided not to tell the boss what was in his heart, "...okay."

An Xia and Fu Qingchen had a full meal, and when they walked out of the restaurant, they didn't notice that in the restaurant hall, there was an additional dish "Meicaikourou" on the menu today.

In order to satisfy the big boss, the manager also specially invited an old chef to come to their restaurant to cook pork with salted vegetable.

From that day on, this restaurant became the best western restaurant in Haicheng to cook pork with salted vegetable.

On the way to An Xia's great-grandma's house, An Xia was still a little uneasy, after all, it was the first time he brought his boyfriend home, and he was about to see his great-grandma's boyfriend.

He was not ready to face Sima Qiang's room full of small inventions.

Fu Qingchen saw that he was so nervous, and comforted him, "It doesn't matter if he can invent some strange little things, at least he is still a kind and cheerful person."

An Xia thought about it, thought it was right. Anyway, he had already exposed all of Sima Qiang's black history through the gossip system.

What shocked him the most was that Sima Qiang had single-handedly called off all his fans on the night of his great-grandma's debut, and successfully became the chief leader of his great-grandma's support group.

At this age and with this energy, it's no wonder that his great-grandma, the former Sea King, fell in love with him.

An Xia comforted himself in his heart, why should he panic, he was the grandson of Grandma Yu Xiulan, a member of Grandma Yu Xiulan's family, if anyone should panic, it should be others.

That's right, that's it, when the time came, he just needed to face Sima Qiang with a normal heart.

When they finally arrived at Yu Xiulan's solitary house, An Xia, standing at the door, carefully tidied his clothes to make sure there were no other suspicious traces on his body.

Very good, he was still the most sunny and handsome grandson in the heart of his great-grandma!

Ding Dong──

An Xia pressed the doorbell on the door, and before long, he heard footsteps coming from the house.

"Coming, coming, is Xiulan's little grandson An Xia back?"

As expected, the old male voice coming from the house was Sima Qiang's voice. An Xia couldn't help but get nervous when he heard his voice.

His great-grandma hadn't brought anyone home for many years. Unexpectedly, she actually let Sima Qiang live in the house this time. It seemed that his great-grandma was serious this time.

An Xia calmed down and tried to relax his expression. As soon as the security door in front of him opened, he curved his eyes and showed his most handsome smile, "You must be Grandpa Qiang, right? I often hear my great-grandma mention you... u-wow!"

An Xia's perfect smile finally collapsed when he saw the old man with a cool and colorful Mohawk hairstyle, leather jacket and leather pants, and small round black glasses on his head.

The gossip system didn't tell him that Sima Qiang was such a "fashionable" person!

An Xia couldn't remember the last time he saw someone with a Mohawk hairstyle?

Why did such a disgusting, non-fashionable and ugly hairstyle still exist in this world!

There were actually people who were willing to shave this hairstyle these days!

[Could it be that... a person's aesthetic taste will also change greatly with age?]

An Xia clearly remembered that his great-grandma's aesthetic taste was very normal when he was a child, and his great-grandpa was also a handsome man with regular features and a majestic demeanor.

How could this be... how could this be!

Although he definitely did not mean to discriminate against those with unique aesthetic tastes, the impact of this palm-length Mohawk hairstyle that was firmly fixed on his head with hairspray was too great, and he had to take a break.

Now the only thought in An Xia's mind was that he hoped his great-grandma had not been led astray by Sima Qiang.

"Hey, Xiao An Xia is back. You finally came back. You must stay at your great-grandma's house tonight. I have already told you about your little room."

Accompanied by a slow but steady sound of footsteps, a centenarian with the same cool colorful wavy hairstyle and the same leather jacket and leather pants walked out of the room.

Seeing the little grandson An Xia and An Xia's boyfriend Fu Qingchen standing at the door, Yu Xiulan smiled happily, and the diamond braces in her mouth sparkled in the sun, "You must be Xiao Fu, he is really a handsome guy."

Looking at the non-mainstream couple outfits of his great-grandma and Sima Qiang, An Xia's eyes were dark, and he felt that half of his sky had collapsed.

The hanging heart finally died at this moment.

Who still remembered that many years ago, his great-grandma was still a gentle old lady who liked to wear a floral dress and watered and planted flowers in her own small garden.

Could falling in love really change a person's temperament?

An Xia couldn't accept that his great-grandma would become like this one day. He would rather he went to the wrong place.

Or he came to a parallel world.

Fu Qingchen, who was standing behind him, held his boyfriend's staggering body steadily. An Xia was already stunned, but his reaction was quite calm.

"Grandma, is this the stage costume you prepared? It's so beautiful."

Who didn't like to be praised by others? Yu Xiulan couldn't help laughing after hearing Fu Qingchen's sincere praise, and the diamond braces in her mouth were even more shining, "Oh, I'm this age, it's good enough to wear these tight leather pants, who cares if it looks good or not."

She was modest in her words, but her mouth corners were raised high, "It's so cold outside, you two come in quickly."

An Xia, who was lying on her back in Fu Qingchen's arms, came back in one breath, "Stage costume? Grandma, are you going to perform again? Didn't the spicy old lady girl group you were in disbanded a few years ago?"

Yu Xiulan smiled, "It's almost the New Year, and a few of us old sisters are thinking of compiling a program and dancing together in the square of the community on New Year's Day."

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