Adorable Pet Daily Life Ch. 80

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But the collie was huge and ate a lot. Still torn, Shen Luo sighed and said, "Let's check their info first. If they seem okay, have them come to the hospital and see how they get along with the collie."

Zheng Jiamei nodded and went to message them back.

Around noon, the hospital was quiet. Most of the animals were napping. The more hyper ones had already been kicked out to play by the door. Shen Luo leaned back on the sofa, feeling drowsy himself.

The border collie they'd just talked about was sprawled on the floor nearby, dead asleep. Shen Luo had noticed that this dog only snored like a freight train when he was home—in the pet hospital, he was quiet as a lamb, all "I'm such a well-behaved good boy." Shen Luo could only shake his head in disbelief.

Suddenly, the collie started twitching his front paws—then faster and faster. His back legs soon joined in.

Shen Luo's eyes widened. Was he having another weird episode?

And then—pfffft—a loud fart broke the silence.

The stench hit a second later.

Shen Luo recoiled instantly. Damn! That stank worse than Ethan's late-night farts back in the day!

It wasn't over yet. The border collie suddenly jumped up and barked like crazy, then turned to stare straight at Shen Luo. It took Shen Luo two seconds to realize—this damn dog thought it was him who farted again!

Thanks to the border collie's outburst, the other animals got startled awake too, and the stench from that fart had spread. A bunch of them started crashing around in their cages like, It stinks in here! Let me out!

Shen Luo opened the door with a dark face, then opened the front and back doors for ventilation, hoping the fart smell would clear out faster.

That dog was still standing there, sneezing twice.

Zheng Jiamei was actually the last to wake up. She sniffed the air, wrinkled her nose in disgust, and said, "What's that smell? It's so bad!"

Shen Luo said, "The border collie farted! Stunk himself awake, and the other animals got smoked awake too."

Zheng Jiamei let out a loud ugh, then rushed outside and said, "It's disgusting!"

Shen Luo: Heh... You should've been there the night Ethan farted. That smell was just as epic.

Once the stink had mostly cleared, the two of them went back inside. Shen Luo said, "Honestly, I really don't feel good about giving him up for adoption now. Think about it—border collies are supposed to be smart dogs. So why was this one out on the streets? Can you guarantee it wasn't because his farts were too nasty and he got kicked out?"

Zheng Jiamei tried to hold in her laugh. "There's no way someone ditched a dog over that, right?"

"I think it's a perfectly legit reason."

"Alright, alright, I'll take his adoption info down right away."

That afternoon, Wang Bo gave the border collie a checkup and found out the guy had probably stolen some raw beans, which explained the toxic-level fart. Shen Luo was completely speechless about this dog. So, the border collie stayed, and Zheng Jiamei named him Professor because he could imitate other animals' calls. Shen Luo, though, called him Brother Pi (brother fart), because that fart was enough to shake the heavens. If Brother Pi were a person, he'd definitely be that foot-scratching dude on the couch—not some elegant guy like a real professor.

Brother Pi didn't care what you called him. Call him Professor and he'd wag his tail like crazy. Call him Brother Pi and he'd still wag his tail like mad. Zheng Jiamei said he had no shame, but Shen Luo thought he was actually super smart—just had absolutely no moral bottom line.

Maybe it was that lack of shame that helped him click with the two Samoyeds. After he got close with them, things got even more out of hand. They often ran off together to steal food, and after eating, they'd sneak back and hide. Too bad they always forgot to wipe their mouths, so they got caught instantly.

Shen Luo grabbed his ear and asked, "Was it you who stole the food?"

Brother Pi rolled his eyes like a Samoyed, looking all dramatic and unyielding.

Seriously, a bunch of shameless little partners in crime.

After raising so many cats and dogs, Shen Luo finally realized that although some pet breeds had certain fixed traits, a lot of personalities were actually similar—like being shameless. The border collie Brother Pi, after hanging out with Duoduo and Mengmeng, seemed to be getting more and more shameless by the day.

Seeing Brother Pi charging further and further down the road of no dignity with the two Samoyeds, Shen Luo just couldn't be bothered anymore—as long as they didn't cause any major disasters, it was fine.

With Big Horn's help, Shen Luo finally helped a husky find a partner. Thankfully, there were lots of people raising huskies these days, and it wasn't hard to find one with good looks. Dog relationships were simple too—if they liked each other, that was it. So the second good match went super smoothly.

Shen Luo was really happy to receive the matchmaking fee. For money, even dignity could be thrown out the window—what was a bit of unhappiness compared to that? But soft girl coins were little brats too—slow to come, fast to go. They just walked right out the door and never came back. Shen Luo couldn't manage to save much money in the end.

According to Xiang Weiran, Baobao was now living at King Kong's place and was working hard in the trying-to-get-pregnant phase. Xiang Weiran was a bit reluctant to let her go but still hoped Baobao could get pregnant soon, so she could bring her home to raise. She had come to the hospital this time to ask about how to take care of a pregnant dog.

Ever since Xiang Weiran started spreading the word, Shen Luo just stopped hiding it. Everyone already knew anyway, so he might as well promote it a bit more. The official account even posted the news, and Shen Luo officially became known as the pet matchmaker. Shen Luo didn't really like the title, but "pet go-between" sounded even worse, so he grudgingly accepted "matchmaker."

What Shen Luo really couldn't stand was that fans actually drew comics of him. Drawing was fine, but they drew him as a matchmaker with a mole by his lips, flowers on his head, and a pink handkerchief waving in his hand!

Shen Luo nearly coughed up three liters of blood. Meanwhile, Zheng Jiamei slammed the table and laughed nonstop for three days! Shen Luo swore he'd find a reason to dock her pay! How dare you laugh at your boss?

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