My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 14

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Wen Junrong carried his brother on his back and came to the door of Wen Xiuyan's room. He stretched out his hand to open a crack in the door and decided to squeeze in and push the door open.

However, when he squeezed in, there was a "thud" sound behind him, and Wen Xiuyan's head hit the door frame directly.

Wen Junrong: "!!!"

He didn't dare to breathe, and turned his head to see his brother frowning in his sleep, but fortunately he didn't wake up.

Wen Junrong breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly and carefully put his brother on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and fled from his brother's room.

Wen Xiuyan's brows slowly relaxed on the bed, and his brother was still sleeping soundly.

It was already evening when Jiang Yiqing got off the plane.

He had added contact information with Father Kong before, and Father Kong came to the airport to pick him up.

Jiang Yiqing saw an excited middle-aged man from a distance. After seeing him, he quickly looked at his phone and walked over quickly.

"Master Jiang, is that you?" The moment Father Kong saw Jiang Yiqing, his heart finally settled down. It was great. He had been looking forward to it for a long time and finally got the person.

Jiang Yiqing was a little embarrassed to be called a master, "My name is Jiang Yiqing, just call me by my name."

"That won't do." Father Kong shook his head and said, "Master Jiang, let's go."

Jiang Yiqing nodded. It was just a title, and he didn't correct it again.

When he followed Father Kong to his car, Jiang Yiqing found that not only Father Kong, but also Mother Kong, Kong Xinyu, and Miao Ke were there.

Miao Ke smiled awkwardly, "Haha, Master, we don't want to stay at home."

Who wanted to stay with a pig spirit? So when Father Kong was coming to pick up Jiang Yiqing, the family said they wanted to follow.

Fortunately, the Kong family's car was quite big and could seat so many people.

As for why Miao Ke didn't go back to her own home, it was because she was curious. She had to come and see the Master in person.

Setting everything else aside, the Master was truly good-looking— even better than in the livestream. If you didn’t know him, you might mistake him for a celebrity.

On the way to Kong's house, Kong Xinyu touched the meat on her belly with a distressed look on her face, and looked at Jiang Yiqing with hope, "Master, is there no way to make the extra fat on my body disappear?"

To be honest, Kong Xinyu was so angry when she found that she was fattened by the pig spirit.

It was obviously eaten by the pig spirit, why did it get fat on her? The meat should be given to the pig spirit.

Jiang Yiqing touched his chin and said seriously, "Maybe, you can beat up the pig spirit."

Kong Xinyu didn't care about being afraid anymore, her eyes lit up, "Will I lose weight if I beat it up?"

"No, beating it up can make you feel better." Jiang Yiqing said.

Kong Xinyu: "..."

Jiang Yiqing looked serious, as if he was really thinking about it, "So, do you want to beat it up?"

Kong Xinyu smiled awkwardly, "...haha, forget it then."

Jiang Yiqing was a little disappointed when he heard this. What a good opportunity for revenge, why did she give up just like that?

Just like that, when he arrived at the Kong family, as soon as he opened the door, Jiang Yiqing could hear the fluttering of the pig spirit locked in Kong Xinyu's room.

When he opened the door and went in, Kong Xinyu's room was already in a mess.

So rude! Jiang Yiqing frowned, stepped forward, grabbed the pig spirit with one hand, and then said to the Kong family, "Give me a rope, thank you."

The few people who originally wanted to see how Jiang Yiqing would subdue the pig spirit: "..."

Ah? Just... just so simple and rough?

As it turned out, it was really so simple and unpretentious. Jiang Yiqing took the rope handed over by Father Kong and tied up the pig spirit.

Well, it was a bit ugly, but it was not bad for the first time to tie a pig.

The pig spirit couldn't break free from the ropes and could only grunt desperately. To everyone else, it sounded like regular pig squeals, but in Jiang Yiqing's mind, they transformed into curses.

Jiang Yiqing was not angry, but just shook his head, "Tsk, so rude."

Seeing that the pig spirit couldn't even break free from an ordinary rope, the Kong family was inexplicably not so scared. Of course, it was because Jiang Yiqing was here.

The Master made people feel at ease at a glance!

Miao Ke curiously looked at the piglet, which was struggling but couldn’t break free and just kept squealing. She then asked Jiang Yiqing, "Master, are you really going to eat it?"

Jiang Yiqing glanced at the pig spirit whose squealing sound suddenly became much weaker, and curled his lips and said, "Well, I took a special look at the menu before coming here. Although the pig spirit meat is tough, it is not inedible. It just so happens that I haven't eaten crispy pork belly for a long time."

After that, he asked Miao Ke and the others, "Do you want to try it? I have to thank you for meeting this pig spirit. How about giving you half a pig?"

Several people shook their heads frantically, "No, no."

They were not as brave as Master Jiang, so they didn't dare to eat it.

"Well, that's a pity. It seems that I can only enjoy this pig alone." Jiang Yiqing shook his head with disappointment, and suddenly approached the pig spirit who had quieted down at some point.

When the pig spirit saw him coming, the pig's face showed human fear, [Don't come over!]

Jiang Yiqing frowned, "Be quiet!"

The pig spirit was frightened and immediately silent, with a face full of grievances, [Master, don't eat me, I'm very useful, don't eat me!]

Jiang Yiqing looked at it leisurely, "Oh? What's the use? Tell me."

The pig spirit thought hard for a long time before saying weakly, [I can eat a lot.]

Jiang Yiqing laughed when he heard it, "Then I have to deal with you. I can't afford to feed you."

The pig spirit was so scared that he said quickly, [No, I don't need you to feed me. I can eat anything.]

Could eat anything? Jiang Yiqing supported his chin and suddenly thought of a good idea, "Can garbage be eaten?"

Pig spirit: [......]

Damn it, was this guy a devil? It was a pig spirit, not a garbage can spirit, why did it eat garbage!

Just thinking about it, Jiang Yiqing sighed. The pig spirit was so scared that he said quickly, [I can, I can!]

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