My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 64

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The bully ghost was immediately stirred up by the challenge, and its desire to fight was reignited. "You sure about that? Heh, let me tell you, even Taoists run when they see me. If you don't want to die, just get lost."

Jiang Yiqing didn't say anything. He walked up to the bully ghost, looked at it, then frowned and clicked his tongue. "It's a bit of an eye sore."

The bully ghost: "..."

The ghost was so angry, dark smoke started rising from its body. The air around them grew colder, and even Grandpa Guang began shivering.

Just as the bully ghost was about to open its mouth to bite, Jiang Yiqing's fist came crashing down.

The bully ghost almost laughed. It had thought this Taoist would be some big deal, but now he was just going to punch him without using anything else?

This was too funny. Since that was the case, I'd just bite off his hand and teach him a lesson!

With that thought, the bully ghost opened its mouth wider.

However, before it could bite Jiang Yiqing, it felt the burning heat in the incoming punch. "Bam!" The ghost felt like its entire face was being set on fire, and it screamed in agony.

Half of its fangs fell out.

Before it could react, Jiang Yiqing threw another punch, then another, saying, "You like fists, huh? Well, let me show you the taste of them today. Buy one punch! Get two punches for free! No need to thank me!"

With each punch, the bully ghost felt its body burning from the flames. And it wasn't just physical pain—it felt like its very soul was being scorched, making it even more terrified.

The bully ghost was helpless, unable to fight back. It covered its face and screamed for mercy. "Grandpa, please spare me! I was wrong! Please don't hit me anymore!"

Jiang Yiqing landed another punch on its mouth. "Shut up! Don't talk when I'm beating a ghost, got it?"

The bully ghost, who had once been so tough, was now curled up in a pitiful heap, looking almost... sad.

Grandpa Guang was watching in shock, his eyes nearly popping out of their sockets. He quickly reached up to touch his eyes while looking at Jiang Yiqing with awe.

What kind of godly person was this, able to beat up a bully ghost like that with just his bare hands?

As for Guang Xin and his father, they were just as stunned. They had expected Jiang Yiqing to do some sort of ritual or exorcism like other Taoists, but instead, he just went straight for the punches ah!

As the ghostly shadow of the bully ghost grew fainter and on the verge of turning transparent, Jiang Yiqing finally withdrew his hand. He still felt a bit unsatisfied, but there was nothing he could do—if he kept beating this ghost, it would be obliterated.

Jiang Yiqing wiped his hands and clicked his tongue in disgust. "Can't even take a beating."

The bully ghost: "..."

Damn it!

"Grandpa, you've beaten me enough. Just spare me, okay? I swear I'll turn over a new leaf and won't bully any other ghosts again." The bully ghost, after taking a beating, seemed to have become much clearer in his eyes.

"I don't have a grandson as big as you." Jiang Yiqing said, still disgusted.

The bully ghost froze, then quickly nodded, trying to please him. "Right, you're absolutely right, totally right."

Damn it, after being beaten like this, it would take him ages to recover.

Of course, after being beaten, the bully ghost wasn't going to suddenly turn good. Since there was someone here he couldn't mess with, he'd just move somewhere else!

"Alright, vented a little." Jiang Yiqing said with a smile. "Now, let's settle the score."

The bully ghost froze when he heard this. What score was there to settle after being beaten like this?

Just when he thought Jiang Yiqing would beat him some more, he saw him pull out a talisman and pinch it between his fingers. The talisman instantly ignited without any fire.

For some reason, the bully ghost had a bad feeling.

The next moment, a shadowy figure appeared with iron chains, "Who called me?"

When the shadow saw Jiang Yiqing, his previously high-and-mighty attitude instantly softened a lot. "I didn't know you were calling for me. What can I do for you?"

Jiang Yiqing frowned. "This ghost committed evil in his past life. Is the Underworld just letting him roam free?"

"Really?" The shadow was a little surprised. If someone committed evil in their past life, they should've been sent to the 18th level of Hell for a torturous experience. They shouldn't be allowed to wander freely.

But he quickly checked the bully ghost's history and confirmed that the ghost had indeed committed multiple crimes. However, for some reason, he had escaped the judgment of the "Sin Mirror."

The shadow hurriedly checked the Sin Mirror's records, and found no trace of the bully ghost. It seemed the ghost never even went through that process.

The shadow breathed a sigh of relief. As long as the Sin Mirror wasn't malfunctioning, it was fine.

He immediately bound the trembling bully ghost, wrapping iron chains around his neck. The bully ghost obediently followed him.

The shadow explained, "Our Underworld's King of Ghosts was injured some time ago and has been in a deep sleep ever since. So, the management has been a bit chaotic lately."

Even if the King of Ghosts was asleep, there were still the Ten Kings of Hell, right? Jiang Yiqing asked, "How long has he been asleep?"

The shadow scratched his head, dragging the bully ghost along, grinning. "Not that long, just a few hundred years."

Jiang Yiqing: "..."

The shadow dragged the bully ghost away like he was a dead dog. Meanwhile, Grandpa Guang, who had been trembling the whole time, cautiously stuck his head out. When he saw the ghost officials leave, he let out a huge sigh of relief.

Damn it, what kind of god did his grandson invite? Even the ghost officials were polite to him!

After solving the Guang family's issue, Jiang Yiqing took the pig spirit and headed home.

He glanced at the time, and damn, it was already past one.

Jiang Yiqing narrowed his eyes... he seemed to have forgotten something today.

In a flash of realization, Jiang Yiqing suddenly remembered...

Wen Xiuyan!

Jiang Yiqing was feeling guilty as hell. He turned his head and spotted the pig spirit snoring away beside him. Without hesitation, he shamelessly poked it awake.

The pig spirit cracked open its eyes, glaring at him with pure rage.

Jiang Yiqing cleared his throat. "What are you sleeping for? Let's go."

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