My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 128

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"How can Master Jiang catch a cold? That's a joke! It must be someone cursing him!"

"Qingqing, take care of your health!"

Jiang Yiqing read these comments and was a bit speechless, "I'm just a regular human body, okay? Of course, I can catch a cold."

He finished speaking and looked at the youth he was connecting with today, "Are you here for a destiny reading?"

The youth's name was Yu Yuanhao. He seemed a bit shy as he said, "I want to check if she's my true match."

Jiang Yiqing nodded, performed a quick reading, and then his expression turned strange. Why was it that everyone who asked him about relationships was so odd? Couldn't they just be a normal couple?

He started to doubt his life.

Yu Yuanhao, seeing Jiang Yiqing suddenly lower his head and rub his temples, became a little worried, "Master Jiang, could we be incompatible? That's impossible, I feel like we're so well-suited. She has a good personality, she's pretty, and I haven't found anything wrong so far."

Yu Yuanhao said, his face showing a smile that made people cringe.

Jiang Yiqing just... eh...

"Well, you know," Jiang Yiqing said gently, "two people can be together as long as they like each other. Other things don't really matter, like gender and stuff. Don't get too hung up on that."

Yu Yuanhao: "?"

Livestream viewers: Familiar vibes! Grab the popcorn.jpg

Yu Yuanhao didn't react for a long time and even asked dumbly, "Master Jiang, what do you mean by that?"

"I mean, your partner's pretty great." Jiang Yiqing smiled. "But, uh, maybe the gender's a little off. Don't get too worked up though—aside from the gender thing, everything else matches really well."

Yu Yuanhao: "......" Do you even hear yourself right now?

He shook his head, looking determined. "Impossible. My partner's definitely a girl. It's not like we haven't met before."

Thinking of that, Yu Yuanhao felt even more confident. Yeah, if it was just an online relationship and they'd never met, maybe he would start doubting things now. But they'd seen each other so many times, there's no way he could've gotten the gender wrong.

Haha, what, you think he's stupid or something?

The livestream chat:

"Poor kid, people can totally cross-dress, you know. I have a friend like that—puts on girl clothes, doesn't even need to talk, looks exactly like a pretty girl."

"Above commenter, tell us more about your friend."

"I'm serious, it's my friend, not me! Damn, why are people DMing me now? Y'all are really that desperate?"

"Bro, you're so hot.jpg"

"Why's there suddenly so many weirdos in Qingqing's livestream? Eating popcorn.jpg"

"Master Jiang, I think you seriously hit a career low this time."

Yu Yuanhao was practically dying laughing. "Didn't think you'd have a day where you even got the gender wrong, but it's fine. No one's perfect, right? Even the best horses stumble sometimes!"

Jiang Yiqing: "......" Are you seriously comforting me right now?

Jiang Yiqing: not smiling.jpg

He seriously wondered why normal couples just refused to show up in his livestream room. Must be a probability thing.

While Yu Yuanhao kept rambling on, Jiang Yiqing was already thinking: maybe next time he should prioritize couples first. Get a bigger sample size—no way they'd all turn out weird, right?

After thinking about it for a while and realizing Yu Yuanhao was still talking, Jiang Yiqing couldn't take it anymore and just cut in, "Didn't get it wrong. Maybe have a real conversation with your partner? Honesty's kinda important in a relationship. Keeping up this kind of lie won't last forever."

Yu Yuanhao had been getting more and more confident the more he talked, but now hearing that, he wavered again. No way... could it really be that his "girlfriend" was actually a "boyfriend"? Impossible!

And just at that moment, Yu Yuanhao got a message from his girlfriend—she was nearby and had dropped by to bring him dinner.

Yu Yuanhao grinned happily and looked at Jiang Yiqing. "My girlfriend's here! You'll see—no way she's a guy, hahaha."

Saying that, he ran off to open the door.

At the door, Min Yao was standing there, hands hidden behind her back, smiling sweetly as she spoke softly, "You skipped dinner again, didn't you? You're really so naughty. Got caught by me again, huh?"

Yu Yuanhao: Hmph, my girlfriend's voice is this sweet—how could she possibly be a guy!

"I got in touch with that super famous Master Jiang and had him do a love reading for us!" Yu Yuanhao quickly took the dinner from his girlfriend. His wrist sank under the weight—whoa, this was way too heavy—and he instantly felt super guilty. "How'd you even carry all this? Isn't it too much?"

"Five dishes and a soup. Our housekeeper made it. I came to eat with you." Min Yao's eyes flickered a little as she got shy. "I missed you too much to care if it was heavy. Plus, the driver carried it up for me. He just left. I didn't carry it that far."

"Ohhh, that's why!" Yu Yuanhao nodded.

Yu Yuanhao: My girlfriend's this sweet—how could she possibly be a guy!

The more he thought about it, the more confident he felt. Grinning, he grabbed his girlfriend's hand. Hmm, her fingers were long, and honestly, her hand was even bigger than his. But hey, some girls just have bigger bone structures. Totally normal.

Yu Yuanhao: My girlfriend's hands are this pale—how could she possibly be a guy!

"Come on, I'm still on a call with Master Jiang. Hmph, he even said... anyway, just come in with me!" Yu Yuanhao had a bit of a show-off mentality. Hmph, his girlfriend was this amazing, and Master Jiang actually said she was a guy. And all those people in the livestream chat kept saying it must be cross-dressing. He had to let them see for themselves—his girlfriend was this gorgeous, how could she possibly be cross-dressing!

"Uh... it's a livestream?" Min Yao hesitated a little when she heard that.

"You don't wanna be on camera? Then forget it." Yu Yuanhao noticed she wasn't too keen, so he added, "Actually, it's just that Master Jiang said you're a guy, and told me I should tell you that honesty's important between partners. That's why I wanted you to come in and show them—how could you possibly be a guy!"

Min Yao: "......"

"Alright, I'm gonna go check if I turned off the computer. I'll come eat with you after." Yu Yuanhao said happily. He couldn't show off his girlfriend, but showing off the dinner she brought wasn't a bad idea either!

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