My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 145

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Jiang Yiqing rested his chin in his hand, kinda curious to hear what excuse she'd cook up next. Mm... too bad he didn't have any sunflower seeds on hand.

Miaomiao's eyes spun around for a second before she launched into total nonsense: "Um, I used to wander around the school, starving every day..." After staying on campus for so long, Miaomiao was now a cultured cat—she even knew idioms.

As she spoke, the four guys next to her all looked heartbroken.

Miaomiao: "..."

She went on, "Basically I couldn't eat well or sleep well. Then I met the four of them. They were so kind and took me back to their dorm and started feeding me. After that, I didn't have to worry about going hungry anymore."

"Miaomiao, you went through so much!"

"Miaomiao, I regret not bringing you home sooner."

"Miaomiao..."

Miaomiao's eye twitched. These guys were seriously annoying! If she wasn't worried about getting caught in a lie, she would've smacked each of them with a paw already.

The only good thing was that they were all so hopelessly smitten they'd completely forgotten how plump that calico cat had already been when they first brought her back.

Jiang Yiqing listened to Miaomiao's little story, but didn't say anything—just kept watching her with that amused, interested look.

Miaomiao couldn't tell if he believed her or not, so she kept going, "Anyway, I've always remembered what they did for me. Then one day, I overheard them in the dorm complaining that they didn't have girlfriends. So to repay them, I turned into a human and became their girlfriend."

"It's not like I'm two-timing or anything." Miaomiao still remembered how humans hated cheating with a passion, so she quickly defended herself: "It's not like I can clone myself! And they're all my saviors—I couldn't just pick one and ignore the rest, right?"

She figured that explanation made perfect sense, so she lifted her chin again, full of pride.

But the truth? It was nothing like that!

Miaomiao had been living her best life on campus. She wasn't some ordinary cat, and even as a stray, she never actually went hungry.

Then one day, those four humans were feeding her and just straight-up kidnapped her back to their dorm. One moment she was a free and wild cat, and the next, she was a captive pet. Miaomiao had been furious.

And college dorms were tiny! There was barely any space to move. Why did these guys think it was a good idea to keep a cat?!

Abuse. That's what it was. Straight-up abuse!

Miaomiao had originally planned to slash them all with her claws and leave for good. But right when she was about to bounce, she changed her mind.

One of the guys had been complaining about not having a girlfriend, and he said, "If I had a girlfriend, I'd buy her whatever she wanted and spoil her like crazy."

If a human heard that, they might've cringed at how cheesy it sounded. But as a cat? Miaomiao didn't think so at all.

She'd been eyeing all the tasty food near campus for ages, but as a cat, even the kindest humans wouldn't feed her the rich, salty stuff they ate themselves.

So, lightbulb moment—she turned into a human the next day and got close to them.

During that time, she tried all the food around the area. Then when she got tired, she turned back into a cat and just vanished.

Who knew these four would freak out this much? Seriously, humans were so dramatic.

Jiang Yiqing stared at her with a mysterious look that made her stomach twist. Just when she thought he might've figured something out, he said, "You guys can deal with the rest of this in private."

Miaomiao nodded like crazy. Yup yup. If this kept going, she had a feeling this sly human would totally catch on.

Amid the netizens' cries of protest, Jiang Yiqing ended the stream.

Miaomiao let out a long breath. But when she turned her head... the four guys were all staring at her with wide, hopeful eyes.

Miaomiao's scalp tingled. Yep, just as she expected, the guys had started arguing again—still about the same old questions:
"Who does Miaomiao actually like?"
"Whose girlfriend is Miaomiao?"
"Who's she gonna pick in the end?"

Miaomiao: "..."

Seriously, what was it with humans? Why were they always so obsessed with this kind of stuff?

Couldn't she just pick all of them? Of course Miaomiao didn't like any of them—she just didn't want to give up a single meal ticket.

But now that they were pushing her to make a choice, Miaomiao realized she couldn't stay here any longer. She needed to find a way to slip out.

The only problem was... where should she go next?

Suddenly, she thought of that annoying human. Hmph. This was all his fault—he was the reason she lost her meal tickets! Well, in that case, he had no one to blame but himself when she latched onto him next!

This cat was gonna have three gourmet meals a day from now on!

Meanwhile, Jiang Yiqing sneezed just after ending the livestream, completely unaware that his wallet had just gained a brand-new financial burden.

He was still deep in thought, trying to figure out who he could send to visit the temple with Han Shi. He couldn't just let a kid go alone, right?

Miaomiao had already made up her mind and even had a solution in mind. She glanced at the four of them. “Stop arguing.”

The four guys immediately fell silent. One of them couldn’t help but say, “Miaomiao, be with me. I don’t even mind that you’re a demon.”

Miaomiao nearly rolled her eyes. What the hell did that mean? Seriously—what did he mean by that?! Did being a demon make her lowly or something? “Don’t even mind”—ugh.

Ha, I mind that you’re human. Humans have such short lifespans. Not like demons—keep cultivating and you’ll never die.

By the time this guy’s all old and wrinkly, she’d still be young and pretty.

So yeah, they were totally not compatible! That was exactly what Miaomiao thought. And she didn’t feel the slightest bit guilty—she’d never agreed to be any of their girlfriends in the first place.

But, well, after eating and drinking off them for so long, she figured these guys weren’t too bad. She didn’t hate them. So before leaving, she decided to give them a little gift.

She went up and tapped each of them on the forehead. They all looked a bit dazed afterward, gazing at Miaomiao with wide eyes, not noticing anything off.

Miaomiao cleared her throat. “You guys have all been good to me. I need to think it over.”

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