My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 144

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"Hahaha, are you a new fan? Don't worry, after seeing enough stuff, you'll get used to it. We've seen worse! Did you see that pig next to the streamer? It's no ordinary pig, it's a pig demon! Once you've seen a pig demon, a cat demon doesn't seem so weird anymore."

"Hey! That's not normal!"

Seeing that the calico was still playing dumb, Jiang Yiqing thought she was quite stubborn. He shook his head. "I'm kindly reminding you, lingering too much around humans can interfere with your cultivation."

He calmly observed the cat, paying attention to her every reaction. "Let me guess, you're still stuck at the human-transformation stage, aren't you? How long has it been? No progress on your magic?"

The calico cat: "!!!"

What was once a silly-looking cat suddenly fluffed up like she had been stepped on her tail. With a furious hiss, she lunged at Jiang Yiqing, claws bared.

Ahh! This annoying human, why does he have to say such nasty things?!

But unfortunately for the calico cat, Jiang Yiqing wasn't in front of her. She only scratched the computer screen.

One of the guys gasped and quickly grabbed the calico cat. "No, no, no! Ancestor! This is my computer, it cost over ten thousand!"

The calico cat, frustrated, slapped the guy's face with her paw, glaring fiercely at Jiang Yiqing.

Jiang Yiqing, however, remained calm, watching her rage with a smile. "What's the big deal? I was just trying to warn you."

"But what were you trying to say? I don't speak cat language, I can only hear the meows, and honestly, they're pretty soft," Jiang Yiqing said, completely unafraid, adding more fuel to the fire.

The calico cat's fury seemed like she was about to burst into flames. She slapped the guy holding her off and jumped off him, heading straight for the dorm room door.

"You're going where?" the guys exclaimed, watching in disbelief as the calico cat opened the door to their dorm.

The door to their dorm room wasn't the kind with a handle you see everywhere now—the kind you could open just by jumping up and pressing down on it.

If it had been, it wouldn't have been anything surprising. Tons of pets could pull that off.

But their dorm door was the old-school kind. One of those locks that needed a person to slide a switch with their finger to open it.

Basically, unless you were human, it was nearly impossible to get that door open.

And yet, what did they just see? The calico cat had jumped up to the door like it was nothing, used her little paw to push the lock open, then walked out with those brisk, determined kitty steps.

The four guys: "..."

They looked at each other, completely speechless for a moment. That was when the thought finally hit them—could it be that Master Jiang was actually telling the truth?

The calico cat... was Miaomiao?!

Compared to their shock, Jiang Yiqing and the livestream viewers were totally chill.

Jiang Yiqing: Judging from the way she looked, that calico cat should be back real soon.

Bullet comments:

"Hahaha, Master Jiang is still elite at pissing people off."

"I bet she's gonna come back in human form and totally roast Qingqing."

"Ahhh I'm so nervous, what does the legendary goddess actually look like?"

"...You guys are way too calm. Now I feel like I've never seen anything in my life."

"I'm just sitting here holding my cat like, can Miaomiao give some lessons or what? (shy face)"

While the netizens were going off in the chat, the four guys watched as their goddess Miaomiao came back, still just as gorgeous, and walked right into their dorm.

"Miaomiao! It's really you!"

"Miaomiao, I missed you so much."

"Miaomiao, tell us already—who do you actually like?"

"Miaomiao your face! Shut up!" Miaomiao snapped, super annoyed at the nonstop babbling. She frowned and raised her voice.

The one guy who didn't get a chance to talk: Hehe, Miaomiao didn't yell at me.

The three guys who did get yelled at: Hehe, Miaomiao looks gorgeous even when she's mad!

Miaomiao couldn't be bothered with them. She didn't turn human just to deal with this bunch. She pushed past them, sat down in front of the computer, and started ranting straight at Jiang Yiqing, "What did you just say? Can't understand cat speak, huh? Humans really are dumb!"

After that, Miaomiao lifted her chin proudly, feeling like she'd totally redeemed herself.

She was all ready to watch Jiang Yiqing blow a fuse, but instead of getting mad, he smiled. He even raised an eyebrow and looked over at the guys. "Well? Believe me now?"

The guys exchanged looks, then all nodded like, "Uh-huh, yeah."

Miaomiao: "..." Aaaahhh!

She finally realized it—this sneaky human did it all on purpose!

So infuriating! So, so infuriating!

The livestream chat wasn't chill anymore either. From the second Miaomiao showed up, it totally exploded:

"Ahhh! She's so pretty! Is this the legendary cat-girl beauty?"

"Wow, even the way she moves is full of that feline pride. Ughhh. What did she just say? Humans are dumb? Yeah, she's totally right. We are dumb, hehe..."

"I looked at Miaomiao, then I looked at my own cat who just looks like a loaf of bread..."

"Okay, I finally get why people say calicos are the supermodels of the cat world. She's so pretty it really feels like a cat turned human."

"I used to wonder what kind of girl could make four hot guys fall head over heels, and now I get it. Who cares about the four hotties? They don't even deserve her, okay?!"

"She's got the looks to debut as an idol, easy. Our Miaomiao goddess deserves better."

"Okay but... am I the only one wondering this? How was she so round as a cat but this skinny as a human?! I've been killing myself dieting every day and now I'm crying from jealousy."

And yeah, Miaomiao was insanely pretty. Big, round eyes full of a mix of innocence and pride, a dainty nose, tiny cherry-pink lips, and a face the size of your palm. Her skin looked soft, glowing, and flawless—she was basically the ultimate cat-girl beauty.

And that haughty, above-it-all attitude of hers? It just made everyone fall even harder for her.

"I wasn't lying to you. Getting too caught up in the mortal world is seriously bad for your cultivation." These days, it was super rare for an animal to be able to take human form, so Jiang Yiqing still couldn't help but offer a reminder.

"What do you mean, 'caught up in the mortal world'?" Miaomiao's eyes darted guiltily, but her mouth refused to admit a thing. "I'm repaying a favor, okay?"

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