My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 143

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There was no way she could be a chubby little calico cat.

On the bed, the sleeping calico twitched her ear. Her rapidly swishing tail began to slow down.

Even when he was doubted, Jiang Yiqing didn't get mad. He leaned his chin on his hand, sounding like he was just making casual conversation. "Where did you guys first meet Miaomiao?"

They all said, "At school." No one had a different answer.

Jiang Yiqing asked again, "So she's a student at your school?"

This time, they hesitated. "Probably?"

Their university had pretty tight security. You had to scan your card to get in. Other than students and staff, no one from outside could really get through.

Jiang Yiqing nodded. "So, do you guys know what year she's in? What major? Which class? Which dorm building?"

Before they could answer, he added, "You all say she's your girlfriend, which means you've been spending quite a bit of time with her. You should know these basic details, right?"

The guys: "..."

They all looked embarrassed. Clearly, they didn't know.

"She's so elusive, and you've known her for so long, yet besides her name, you don't know anything about her? Don't you think that's odd?" Jiang Yiqing shook his head. As expected, college guys are so pure and dumb.

A few of the guys were still trying to defend Miaomiao. "Anyway, anyway, Miaomiao's not a bad person!"

Jiang Yiqing smiled, but to avoid them thinking he was mocking them, he made an effort to sound friendly. "Mmm... I never said she was a bad person, but the name 'Miaomiao' doesn't exactly sound like a real name."

The guys: "..."

Enough, enough! They were heartbroken!

They quickly jumped to Miaomiao's defense. "She's really not a bad person! She's so nice, and we've known her for so long. She never asks for anything, well, except for meals..."

It was clear that she didn't have ulterior motives—Miaomiao hadn't spent much of their money at all.

Movies, gifts, all that stuff—she never wanted them. The only thing she would always accept was being treated to a meal.

She was just an innocent little foodie.

"I didn't say she's a scammer," Jiang Yiqing grinned, glancing at the calico cat behind them, sneaking off quietly. "But is it possible... she's not human?"

The guys: "No way!"

Live comments:

"Lmao, that chubby calico cat really thinks we can't see her, huh?"

"She probably doesn't know there's a camera. Aww, the calico's such a beauty, even as a cat. When she turns human, she's got all these guys completely smitten."

"So cute, so cute! I get these guys now. Who could resist such a cute calico cat?"

"Hah, if these guys find out their 'goddess' is a chubby calico, they're probably gonna cry!"

"Look at their faces now, they're starting to doubt, but they're still forcing themselves not to believe. I just want to say: don't struggle, Qingqing never gets it wrong."

"Hmm... as for me, I'm silently staring at my own chubby cat stretching next to me: Transform! Quickly, transform!"

Jiang Yiqing suddenly spoke. "Miaomiao."

The calico cat, sneaking away, instinctively turned her head when she heard her name. Then, with a "Meow!" her fur stood on end in shock.

The guys, hearing the noise, all turned to look at the calico cat behind them.

The calico cat shivered, her face showing a human-like guilty expression. She lifted her paw, pretending to be licking it.

The guys: "..."

They exchanged glances. Though they didn't want to believe it, one of them still tentatively called out, "Miaomiao?"

This time, the calico cat didn't react, continuing to carefully lick her paw.

Under their intense gaze, she lifted her head, tilting it in confusion, her face full of the innocent simplicity of a small animal.

"Haha, I knew it. There's no way Miaomiao could be a cat," one of the guys suddenly laughed.

Another guy said, "So how do you prove she's not Miaomiao?"

"I remember Miaomiao talking to me before. She said she lived at the school, but she's not even a student here. How could she live on campus? Unless..."

The buzz-cut guy glanced over at the calico cat.

The calico cat: "..." Damn!

These tricky humans! How could she remember everything she said? Of course she'd forget things as she went along!

Well, as long as she played dumb, no one would dare say she ever said anything like that.

She was set on it now—she'd never show up as Miaomiao again. As long as she stayed hidden, there wouldn't be so many problems.

Thinking this, the calico cat lazily swished her tail.

The guys exchanged glances, unsure of what to do.

They could only look at Jiang Yiqing for help.

Jiang Yiqing, who had been pondering what to eat later: "?"

What are you all looking at me for? You only said you wanted to find Miaomiao, but you didn't say anything about what comes after that.

Looking at the guys, their eyes practically pleading with him, Jiang Yiqing really wanted to say: That's a different price!

Cough, just kidding.

He turned his attention back to the calico cat, still licking her paw. The calico hadn't harmed anyone, well... maybe just mooched food and drinks. But can a cat mooch food and drinks really be called mooching?

Anyway, Jiang Yiqing was relatively gentle with the calico cat, and now, seeing the cat pretending to be indifferent while her ears were fully perked up, he couldn't help but grin. "Keep licking, and you'll wear the fur off your paws."

The calico cat froze mid-lick. She looked down at her paw, which was still soft and fluffy, like a cute little mangosteen.

She proudly performed a "paw-opening" move and then shot Jiang Yiqing an indignant look. "Meow!"

Clearly, there was still plenty of fur! Where's the baldness? This human definitely has bad eyesight, she must've thought.

Jiang Yiqing watched the calico's series of actions, raising an eyebrow. "Looks like she understands me. This cat's pretty smart, huh?"

The calico cat: "......"

Her body stiffened, cursing Jiang Yiqing in her mind: Damn it, cunning human!

Live comments:

"Hahaha, Qingqing, you can't be so weird! Look at how you've got our calico beauty all fluffed up."

"Tsk, tsk, am I the only one still curious about what she looks like when she transforms into a human? She managed to charm these four guys like this?"

"Same here, still curious."

"Hold on, why is everyone so calm about the whole cat turning into a human thing? Is it just me, or am I too outdated?"

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