My Livestreaming Metaphysics & Gossip Became an Internet Sensation Ch. 142

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He ignored them. If Han Shi ever wanted to appear on camera, that was fine. But since he clearly didn't, Jiang Yiqing wasn't going to mention him.

The audience picked up on that and, seeing he wasn't engaging, stopped asking.

Tonight's guests were four male college students—each more handsome than the last. Sure, they weren't quite at Jiang Yiqing's level (few were), but they were still drop-dead good-looking.

And there were four of them. All with toned bodies and model-like faces. For the viewers, it was a straight-up assault on the senses.

Chat exploded:

"OMG which college is this?? I wanna apply, it's not too late right??"

"These guys are totally from a sports uni, right? Damn, I can smell the testosterone through the screen."

"Senior in high school here—suddenly VERY motivated to study."

"You even legal, kid? Shoo. Let this big sis handle this for you."

"LOL these abs are about to slap me across the face."

Jiang Yiqing skimmed the comments, a little horrified. Anyone walking in might think this was some shady adult-only channel.

As the only rational adult in this entire circus of a livestream, Jiang Yiqing cleared his throat, trying to inject a shred of professionalism back into the chaos.
"Ahem. So—what do you need help with? Why the livestream request?"

The buzz-cut guy in the middle stepped up. "Master Jiang, we need your help finding someone."

Jiang Yiqing leaned back in his chair, brow arching. "Did you call the police?"

One of the others jumped in immediately, "We did! But... they said the person doesn't exist."

The chat lost it:

"...That sounds creepy as hell."

"What do you mean she doesn't exist? Is this a ghost story now?"

"Guys. Come on. Believe in science."

"Wait wait wait, people in Master Jiang's stream still believe in science?"

"...awkward silence..."

Jiang Yiqing, calm as ever, continued, "Alright, tell me your relationship with her. I can't find someone unless there's a close emotional connection."

No sooner had he finished than one of the guys blurted, "She's my girlfriend!"

Another guy jumped in, "Nonsense! She's my girlfriend!"

"Bullshit, don't lie—Miaomiao's obviously into me!"

"What the hell?! She kissed me!"

"Liar! She hugged me!"

"Screw you!"

"No, screw you! Miaomiao likes me!"

"She likes me, damn it!"

Jiang Yiqing tried several times to cut in: "Uh—guys—hello—can we—"

But nope. It was full-on chaos now.

The livestream chat:

"??? What kind of multi-love drama is this?"

"I thought this was a missing person case, why is it turning into 'The Bachelor: Paranormal Edition'?"

"Can someone explain their relationship chart? I'm lost."

"Are we sure these guys aren't all dating each other and hallucinating one 'Miaomiao'?"

"Honestly? Wouldn't even be surprised at this point."

Jiang Yiqing stared at the camera, speechless.
Okay, so maybe he wasn't the only adult in the room—just the only sane one.

Want me to keep going with the next part?

Four hot guys arguing red in the face over one girl—now that was a rare sight. The viewers in the livestream were having the time of their lives, eyes shining as they munched on popcorn.

Live comments:

"Damn, I've heard of love triangles, but a love pentagon? That's wild!"

"Am I the only one wondering who this Miaomiao is? She's got four guys wrapped around her finger and hasn't crashed and burned yet."

"lmao, this is juicy. I'm all in!"

"Now I get why Miaomiao doesn't dare show up."

"Isn't this basically a disaster already? She's probably scared off 'cause they're forcing her to choose one of them."

The group just wouldn't stop bickering over "who's Miaomiao's boyfriend" and "who Miaomiao really likes," voices raised and necks flushed red. Jiang Yiqing's head was pounding from all the noise. He gave a light cough and said, "Quiet."

The guys froze mid-argument, exchanged annoyed looks, then sat back down—though this time with full-on "I'm not talking to you" attitudes. The netizens were eating it up.

The buzz-cut guy was quick to jump in, grabbing the lead. "Master Jiang, do you have any way to find Miaomiao? I haven't been able to eat or sleep since she disappeared."

"Hmph. Like you're the only one."

"Please, I heard you snoring last night. 'Can't sleep,' my ass. Miaomiao would never like someone as fake as you."

"You're the fake one."

"You're fake!"

"No, you're fake!"

Jiang Yiqing: "..."

Seriously? They're at it again?

He couldn't take it anymore. Frowning, he said, "If you actually want to find her, then shut up!"

At this rate, they wouldn't get anywhere till the next ice age.

The guys all gave the people next to them side-eyes full of attitude, but at least they finally shut their mouths. It was obvious—they all genuinely wanted to find Miaomiao.

Jiang Yiqing did a quick calculation on his fingers, paused in surprise, then smiled. "The person you're looking for isn't far from you."

This Miaomiao girl... was pretty interesting.

The group of college guys all had that classic confused-guy expression—pure and dumb. One of them even burst out laughing. "No way, we've searched everywhere. If she were close, we would've found her. She's definitely long gone!"

"Near us?" One of the guys glanced around, then looked over at the calico cat passed out on his bed. He walked over, picked the cat up, and joked, "This is the only thing near us. Don't tell me this is Miaomiao."

The calico, dead asleep, got startled awake by all the noise. Annoyed, she swiped with her paw, jumped out of his arms, and landed back on the bed, glaring down at the group from her perch.

She flicked her tail, turned her butt to them, and went right back to sleep.

No one knew what was up with the cat. She used to be super clingy with them, but lately, she barely gave them the time of day. Other than showing up for food or naps, she was always off somewhere—gone without a trace.

Good thing they were on a college campus. Even if she wandered off, most students wouldn't hurt a cat.

Plus, she was smart. She'd avoid anyone with bad vibes.

Anyway, after cracking the joke, the guy noticed that Jiang Yiqing was just smiling silently.

The guys glanced at each other and gave a couple of awkward laughs. "No way, right?"

To them, Miaomiao was their dream girl—cute, sweet, pure, and bubbly. None of them had ever met a girl that perfect.

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