The Villain's Mom Becomes Famous for Fortune-Telling and Gossip Ch. 133

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It was like you're a Michelin five-star chef, and suddenly your family tells you they know someone amazing—because that person can cook scrambled eggs—and wants you, the five-star chef, to apprentice under that newbie. Ridiculous.

Old Lady Lu didn't notice the change on her grandsons' faces and kept talking, "Didn't I tell you before about the old Sun family's grandson in Shancheng? His name's Sun Han. You remember?"

The Lu family's old mansion was in Shancheng. The four sons of the third Lu household all grew up there until they moved to Feiniaocheng, the Lu company's base, as teens. They still remembered some of the more famous local business families in Shancheng.

Lu You nodded. "I know about that. You said Sun Han grew a bunch of human faces on his body. I even helped contact the Celestial Master Hall's branch in Shancheng."

Hearing about faces growing on a person was new to him too. Realizing he couldn't help, he gathered the info and reported to headquarters—but no news yet.

"That's right!"

The old lady gestured excitedly, talking like she'd seen it all firsthand.

"At that time, the Celestial Master Hall sent a master who tried all sorts of rituals and talismans, but none of the faces disappeared from Sun Han. Just last night, feeling like he was about to die, Sun Han contacted Zhou Yu to hang out one last time. Unexpectedly, Zhou Yu was completely different now—he and his master came over that night and worked all night. Now, Sun Han has lost several of those faces!"

Lu You's mouth dropped open, struggling to process his grandma's words.

"The faces growing on Sun Han... were dealt with by Yu Yuan?"

"Exactly!" The old lady nudged her two stunned grandsons, urging, "Old Lady Tang said Master Yu is still at the old Sun family's place in Shancheng. Don't hesitate—take your brother there and check it out! Even if it doesn't help, it's better than waiting here!"

Eldest Lu brother stumbled a bit from the push, snapping out of his thoughts. "Okay... wait, Grandma, I have Yu Yuan's contact info. I'll call her first."

The old lady's eyes lit up, "You have Master Yu's number? Can you get her to come?"

Under the curious eyes of his brother and grandma, the eldest Lu brother awkwardly nodded, "I'm not sure. I'll try."

Actually, when Yu Yuan caused a ruckus at their house last time, he'd kept her contact.

Although Yu Yuan couldn't compare to Jingxi, who grew up with them, she was still their biological little sister. Even if she was crude, fallen, and useless, as their mom once said, it was something they owed her.

So he didn't mind giving some help while she was stuck in trouble.

He pulled out his phone and dialed. After two rings, a sleepy female voice answered, "Hello..."

"Yu Yuan, this is Lu Jingming." Eldest Lu brother's voice was steady, with a hint of resistance even he didn't notice.

"Lu Jingming..." Yu Yuan turned over, half-asleep, staring at the white ceiling, "Never heard of you. You've got the wrong number."

"Beep beep beep beep..."

The call ended. Eldest Lu brother froze and met two pairs of slightly awkward eyes.

Lu You didn't know what to say, but the old lady of the Lu family was different. She grabbed her eldest grandson's hand nervously and said, "Did Master Yu say anything about you? Where did you get that contact info?"

The eldest brother of the Lu family was speechless.

He couldn't exactly say that Yu Yuan had left it when she was extorting him before.

Lu Jingming called again, but Yu Yuan had already blocked him.

The old lady looked at her silently sleeping grandson, gritted her teeth, and said, "No waiting. We're going to Shancheng."

Woken up by a call, Yu Yuan had wanted to keep sleeping, but when she turned over, she saw a fluffy dog head staring at her with a sad look.

"...Gua Gua?"

Gua Gua's fur was all puffed up. Now, lying by the bed, its big round eyes instantly turned red.

[Host...]

Its baby-like voice had a crying tone.

[That fat cat outside, it hit me! Wuwuwuwu...]

Looking at the system curled up by the bed, hiccupping from crying, Yu Yuan slowly sat up and sat quietly for a moment before snapping out of it.

She casually stroked Gua Gua's dog head. "You're this big and still can't beat it?"

Gua Gua sniffled and didn't want to say anything, looking like a trembling white furball.

Yu Yuan glanced at the sky outside. It wasn't too late yet. She wondered if Zhou Yu had finished drawing the last ten talismans.

She rubbed her hungry, gurgling stomach and got out of bed, while Gua Gua came over looking pitiful.

Yu Yuan: "How did you get here? Where's Liangliang?"

[Liangliang is out having breakfast.] Gua Gua drooped its big round eyes. [Zhou Yu's sister brought us here. Both of you fainted, and Sun Qian didn't know who to contact, so she contacted Zhou Yu's sister, Zhou Xi.]

At this, it shook its head. [Host, who did you just say? Lu Jingming?]

"Yeah, probably a wrong number." Yu Yuan stretched and rubbed her growling stomach as she headed downstairs.

[No no no! Host, did you forget all the original book content I sent you?!]

Gua Gua paused, blocking Yu Yuan's way downstairs, so anxious it almost took flight.

[Host! Do you know who Sun Han, the one you saved last night, is?!] Gua Gua's baby voice had never sounded so serious. [He's the biological father of a minor villain in the original book. He was supposed to get married to someone casually because of the face marks on him, then die within a couple of years, causing that villain an extremely painful childhood. As an adult, that villain turns dark, obsessed with the male lead, always causing trouble for the female lead, and acts as a catalyst for the main couple's relationship.]

[But now, the villain's dad is fine, the villain might not even be born, so what happens to the main couple's relationship?!]

[And that Lu Jingming, he's the biological older brother of this body you're using!]

Yu Yuan walked around it, yawning, her tone obviously casual. "Ah, an older brother... this body has way too many brothers, I can't keep track. Don't worry, things will sort themselves out. Besides, what do changes to the original plot have to do with me? Will it affect me staying alive?"

[Big life-or-death stuff, no. But other things? Not sure!] Gua Gua was frustrated by Yu Yuan's "I don't care" attitude. [Host, didn't you notice your spiritual energy ran out super fast last night?]

Yu Yuan, still yawning, suddenly froze.

Spiritual energy consumption... yeah, it was kind of fast.

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