The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 2

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Chihori was shocked, [I remember something seemed to have occupied his body? I want to protect my brother's brain and repel the zombie brain flower*!]

(*脑花 (nǎo huā) literally means "brain flower," and it's a famous Chinese dish, particularly in Sichuan cuisine. It refers to spicy pig brains, often served in hot pot or stir-fried dishes. The texture is soft and creamy, similar to tofu.

In an meme context, "脑花" is sometimes used humorously to refer to brains in a gross, horror-like way, which fits the joke about Kenjaku taking over Suguru Geto's body—turning his brain into something like an edible dish.)

It was also because of this that Chihori decided to use the plant mode from "Plants vs. Zombies" and follow the popular route of gradually expanding large-scale planting.

In this way, not only could she repel the brain flower, but she could also deal with other cursed spirits in groups of three or two in the future, reducing the pressure on his brother and others.

And the Equivalent Exchange Program randomly drew the following trade-off: {In exchange for completing ten sets of practice papers daily, gain plant cards over the course of three years.}

Chihori: "Alright, practice papers? Got it—DNA activated!"

The soul of the ultimate test-taking champion never fades!

Chihori's spirit of doing the questions while vomiting blood in the hospital even moved the nurses and was published in the local inspirational newspaper.

After three years, she finally succeeded in getting the plant card and first tried to plant it in her own yard.

When her grandmother saw it, she adjusted her reading glasses and said, "Why does this plant have a nose and eyes?"

Chihori: "To make it cuter."

Grandma laughed happily, "It's really cute." So she happily accepted it.

Grandpa was basking in the sun in the yard with his hands behind his back. Hearing this, he took a look and said, "Well, it looks good." So he also happily accepted it.

The system was shocked and complained: [...Wait, how can you accept this weird plant with a long face so easily? At least ask a few more questions!!]

In short, the plants were planted in the yard of her hometown very smoothly.

Before unlocking other plants, Chihori thoroughly tested their effectiveness against cursed spirits—by repeatedly smashing several unsuspecting low-level curses with a sunflower's round face, fully testing the effect of these plants on attacking cursed spirits (passing cursed spirits: Do you have manners?).

Sunflower: Is there a possibility? I'm just saying, a possibility—that I am a healer? :D

—Was it really appropriate to uproot the healer from the ground and smash the cursed spirit with it?!!

Chihori put her hands together and said sincerely, "Sorry, I will buy a flower pot next time and try to bring the pot to smash."

Life in the countryside was very happy, and Chihori believed that life in the city must be happy too.

Since it was too troublesome to buy a ticket and wait at the station, and the tickets for the right time today were sold out, Chihori decided to rush home from the countryside, turning her body into a tram and rushing out a new speed!

It could be said to be energy-saving, environmentally friendly and free travel.

She hadn't seen her parents and younger brother for a long time and was eager to go home. The system helped her block the speeding record of the camera. She ran at a speed of 270km/h.

—The silver wind blew across the street, which was the gust of wind caused by Chihori Geto's running!

System: [...Although your cursed power is at the level of ordinary people, if you run like this, be careful that the passing sorcerers will think you are a strange new cursed spirit and catch you!]

The outlaw who ran at a speed exceeding the road speed limit - Silver Lightning - Chihori Geto actually thought for a moment:

[Then what kind of cursed spirit am I? A train curse spirit? Am I the embodiment of all the resentment from office workers who wake up early, only to miss the train, be late, and have their salary deducted—thus giving birth to me, a cursed spirit with a speed of 270 km/h?]

System: [Then your resentment of being a train sardine is indeed deep enough, it's a special grade cursed spirit.]

Chihori paused: [Oh— In that case, as a cursed spirit, should I chant something to suit the atmosphere at this time? ]

System: [?]

Chihori pondered for a few seconds, then lowered her voice in a very cursed-spirit-like manner, "——Labor is ○○!!"

System: [Wait, don't steal future Nanami's lines! Also, why is it even censored?! And you're not even a cursed spirit, stop self-inserting!!]

The afternoon sun was strong, and there were no pedestrians on the street. The wind blew up the fallen leaves on the street, rustling the treetops.

The person with black hair stepping out of the convenience store on the street, still had a sunny smile on his face, and said to his companion beside him, "Let's go to that newly opened curry shop to try it later, Nanami? I heard that their rice is super delicious!"

Just as Kento Nanami was about to respond to his friend, Yu Haibara's words, he suddenly felt the street in front of him flash with a silver blur that was so fast it left behind an afterimage. At the same time, a vague echoing sound seemed to reverberate in the air:

"Laaaa-borrrrrrrrr——issss——○○○○—"

Haibara: "..."

Nanami: "..."

The two looked from a distance, and all they saw was blank.

The street was clean, with only the remaining wind.

The outlaw, *Zhang San-Chihori, speeding at full throttle, had already dashed past without leaving even a shadow behind.

(*张三 (Zhang San) is a common placeholder name in Chinese, similar to "John Doe" in English. It's often used to refer to an anonymous or generic person in stories, legal cases, or hypothetical scenarios.

On this context, it's likely used to add a dramatic, almost larger-than-life flair to the character, portraying them as a wild, rebellious figure—perhaps a ruthless or free-spirited character who operates outside the law.)

"..."

Haibara was silent for one second, hesitated for two seconds, pondered for three seconds, and spoke in a stuttering voice, "...Um, just now... was there... something that passed by...?"

Nanami answered calmly, "There are no traces of corruption, nor any curse energy fluctuations. I can't discern anything. If it's a cursed spirit, it should be a high-level one capable of hiding its traces."

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