The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 11

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While Chihori successfully took the first step in he rstrawberry milk empire, elsewhere, Suguru and his crew had just started their research on sunflowers.

The timeline rewound to the morning. Suguru hurried back to Jujutsu High, carrying the potted sunflower in his arms. Just as he entered the school, he happened to run into Satoru and Shoko.

"You decorating your dorm?" Shoko glanced at the plant barely peeking out from his arms. "Didn't think I'd ever see you carrying around a flower."

"No, this..." Suguru opened his arms, revealing the sunflower that had been hiding under his jacker the whole time.

Satoru: "Whoa, what is that? It's got a plate-sized face—so huge!"

Suguru: "It's a sunflower."

Satoru: "Huh? Sunflowers look like that? What's it for?"

Suguru: "It produces sunlight."

Satoru: "No, I mean, what the hell is this thing?!"

Suguru: "A sunflower that produces sunlight."

"..."

(System: There it is! The legendary sibling-level nonsense loop!!!)

The air went still for a second.

Suguru turned to Satoru. "It's a gift from my sister. She grew it in the countryside. See anything special?"

Satoru stared intently at the sunflower, his sunglasses slipping down slightly, revealing those impossibly stunning azure eyes. Tilting his head, he mused,

"There's no trace of cursed energy from the start. Doesn't feel like a cursed tool, and it's definitely not a curse. Just seems like a totally normal plant—which is why I asked what the hell it is."

"You think so too, huh?" Suguru let out a breath. A huge part of why he brought the sunflower all the way to Jujutsu High was to have Satoru take a look with the Six Eyes, just to make sure there was nothing off about it.

—After all, nothing could hide from the Six Eyes.

"So this is a flower your sister grew? Guess it's possible that way out in the countryside, weird plants like this exist."

Satoru stroked his chin, then shrugged. "If no one's looking, plants can grow however the hell they want."

"That's not the problem—okay, fine, the looks are also a problem. But the main issue is that this thing..." Suguru paused for a second, struggling to find the right words, "it produces sunlight."

Shoko lit a cigarette, her expression unreadable. "Even if we're jujutsu sorcerers, we still have to pass our regular school subjects, Geto. Photosynthesis is a common test question."

Suguru sighed, pressing a hand to his forehead while still holding the flower pot. "No, no, I know what photosynthesis is! But this thing literally, physically produces sunlight—backwards!"

Shoko's tone didn't change. "Uh-huh."

"Sounds kinda fun, though."

Satoru, on the other hand, was totally intrigued. He suddenly leaned in, poking the sunflower's smiley face with a finger. "So how does it produce sunlight? Do I just go, 'Hey, time to get to work!' or what?"

His long fingers kept prodding the sunflower's face, voice rising in excitement as if he had discovered a new world, "Whoa, this thing actually wobbles! And no matter how much I poke it, the rhythm doesn't change! That's hilarious—"

As Satoru continued his relentless poking, the sunflower's face grew brighter and brighter until—pop!

A bright, cartoon-style sun token suddenly shot out of the sunflower!

Suguru's eyes widened. "It's giving birth! It really did! Look, Shoko!" He pointed at Shoko. "That's what I meant! It actually produces sunlight!"

Shoko: "......"

Meanwhile, Satoru picked up the sunlight, turning it over in his hand. "Damn, it really looks like sunlight. And it even glows! So all I gotta do is keep poking it to give birth?"

With that, he tossed the sun token aside and switched hands, rapid-firing pokes at the sunflower from all directions. His voice practically sparkled with excitement. "C'mon, c'mon, gimme more! I wanna see it make more!"

The poor sunflower, being absolutely bullied, kept up its smile on the surface while internally screaming MMP*.

(*It's like saying "I'm smiling on the outside, but screaming internally.")

—Where's the respect?! Would you treat your healer like this?!

Shoko exhaled a lazy puff of smoke, then gave Satoru and Suguru a look—the kind of gaze reserved for kindergarteners doing something stupid.

Suguru: "Wait, why are you looking at me like that too?" Satoru's the only one obsessing over the damn sunflower!

Shoko raised an eyebrow. "You were literally the one who just shouted, 'giving birth'—doesn't seem all that mature to me."

Suguru: "......"

Meanwhile, Satoru was still poking and prodding at the poor sunflower. Suguru swiftly pulled it out of his reach.

"Alright, that's enough, Satoru. Keep that up and this thing's not gonna last much longer. My sister raised it, you know? Show some respect."

"This was a gift from your sister to me, wasn't it? Hand it over, it's mine." Satoru casually reached out and snatched the sunflower, though at least he stopped poking it. "You really do think about your sister all the time."

"My sister's health has always been weak. Of course, I worry about her," Suguru sighed softly, looking up.

Satoru glanced at the grinning sunflower in his hand, stroked his chin, and said, "If she can grow something this weird and interesting, I don't think she's as fragile as you make her out to be."

"The way it looks is just the flower's doing," Suguru replied matter-of-factly. "My sister grows flowers because she's kind, that's all."

"......"

"Wow, I'm really getting some serious siscon vibes from you, Suguru."

"What do you mean 'siscon vibes'? I'm just stating facts."

Shoko, standing off to the side, cleared her throat, effectively cutting off their childish back-and-forth. She turned to Suguru and asked, "So, are we not gonna run any tests on this flower?"

"If even Satoru's Six Eyes can't pick up anything weird, I doubt those guys upstairs will figure anything out," Suguru shrugged. His tone was relaxed, but it carried a firm trust in his best friend's abilities.

He paused for a beat, then added, "...Besides, it came from my sister."

Suguru didn't finish his sentence, but everyone present understood what he meant—he didn't want to cause any trouble for his sister. The last thing he needed was those overly paranoid higher-ups sticking their noses where they didn't belong.

"Got it." Shoko gave a simple nod. "Source stays confidential."

Satoru shrugged and said bluntly, "Let's just say we dug this up during our last mission—problem solved!"

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