The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 28

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"Hey." Satoru's voice was casual, a little cheeky. He took off his sunglasses, revealing those deep, ocean-blue eyes.

From the moment he walked in, he'd been watching the silver-haired girl through his Six Eyes—at Suguru's request.

The cursed energy he saw told him everything was normal. Totally ordinary girl. (Maybe even a little frail, physically.)

Still... something about her didn't quite sit right with his instincts.

But for now, he chose to trust what the Six Eyes showed him. Based on what he saw, he gave Suguru a subtle nod—no need to worry. There were no signs of her being cursed or haunted.

Seeing the signal from Satoru, Suguru finally let his guard down. He pulled out a chair and sat down with a smile. "What did you order, Sister? Just eat as much as you want this time. Satoru's treating."

"Yep, just order whatever you want," Satoru grinned and waved his hand. "That sunflower you gave me is seriously fun—though it's with Shoko in the lab right now."

Suguru raised a fist to his lips and gave a heavy cough.

Satoru added, "But don't worry! Even though it's in the lab, the sunflower's being very well taken care of."

"It's fine. If you guys want more, I can give you new sunflowers—maybe even some other plants."

Chihori suddenly awakened her inner farming spirit and switched into full-on Plant Mode, launching into an enthusiastic discussion.

"Does your school have a lot of open space? Is the water supply good? Suitable for growing flowers and grass? A big sunflower field must look amazing."

System: [...Seriously, wouldn't a Jujutsu school filled with sunflowers glowing at night turn into some kind of giant LED pagoda? And let's be real, a field packed with giant smiley faces is kinda nightmare fuel.]

"Oh, we've got plenty of space," Satoru thought for a moment. "The back mountain's still unused. Last time, Suguru even suggested raising mother pigs. Yaga-sensei actually took the idea and started researching..."

Suguru: "...I never said that! And Postpartum Care for Sows was just the cover title!!"

Chihori beamed, "Raising pigs alongside feed crops actually sounds practical—though I still think your school's better suited for some landscaping, maybe plant some flowers and greenery. Or start cultivating forage crops."

"And then move the pig farm off-campus. Piglets are pricey and kinda noisy. Let the higher-ups supervise them directly."

"That's genius! Let's move the whole pig farm to the admin building!" Satoru's eyes lit up. He clapped his left hand against his right palm. "Give those old geezers something to do for once."

"Building a peaceful retirement life—manual labor is the path to virtue and compassion." Chihori gave a thumbs up.

"Ten years to raise pigs, a hundred to raise students. Train the higher-ups through hard work." Satoru wagged his finger.

They locked eyes, raised their hands, and high-fived in perfect sync: "Pig-Raising Alliance officially formed!"

Suguru Geto was absolutely floored:
...Wait, what are you two even talking about?!!

System: [Why did they bond so fast over something this weird on their first meeting?!]

Satoru and Chihori high-fived in perfect sync and officially declared the founding of the Pig-Raising Alliance at the dinner table.

Right after that, the two kicked off the first alliance meeting on [how to organize and expand their pig-farming business] and laid out a simple plan.

Chihori jotted everything down in her handy notebook—neatly, and surprisingly realistic in terms of execution.

Suguru blinked awake like it was a tactical move: ...Wait a minute, is this whole thing going off the rails somehow??

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System: [Stop right there, Chihori! Don't forget this is supposed to be a shonen manga!]

Chihori: [No blood, no drama—just good vibes and ridiculous comedy! Or, y'know, "Into the World of Agriculture."]

Satoru scribbled out a whole page in rapid strokes, then clicked his pen shut and tore the page out. "Nice, that's our preliminary plan. Don't worry about the funding—I've got that covered," he said cheerfully.

"Yay. Next step: recruit new members, pick out a plot of land at Jujutsu High to grow crops, then choose a pig farm site and a piglet supplier. After that, coordinate with higher-ups for some mandatory labor reform... wait, no—to promote the virtues of hard work," Chihori said, eyes shining as she turned to Suguru with a grin.

"Wanna join us, Suguru?"

Suguru Geto: "...Huh?" He was just snapping out of his daze, still a little confused. "What are you guys talking about?"

"It's about the postpartum care of sows that you're interested in, Suguru." Satoru said. "Your dream's finally coming true."

Suguru: "...That was the cover page! I never said that was my dream!"

"Come on, come on. Once we're back at school, we can rope Shoko in too. We'll save the position of Alliance Leader just for you—how about it?" Satoru clapped his best friend on the shoulder, smiling. "From now on, you'll be the High Priest of the Divine Pig Cult!"

Suguru: "Divine Pig Cult? Wasn't this supposed to be the Pig-Raising Alliance??"

"Whoa, so you were listening after all, Suguru." Chihori beamed and gave him a wink. "You totally have the image of a cult leader, Suguru."

Satoru rested his chin on one hand, pretending to think deeply. "Also, don't you think it sounds way more official if we frame it as a religious group? Like—'Divine Pig Cult' sounds way classier than 'Pig-Raising Alliance,' right?" He gave a teasing look. "What do you say, Your Holiness?"

"No," Suguru said flatly. "I refuse. And please, stop calling me that."

—What kind of weird cult leader would he even be?! There's no way he was letting that title stick!

He could already picture the nightmare future:

Random NPC A frowning deeply, voice low and serious: "So it's true... You're the infamous High Priest of the Divine Pig Cult."

Suguru Geto: "......"

Hard pass on that title! He wanted to unsend this whole idea!

Satoru and Chihori both gave him matching disappointed looks. "Aww, but 'High Priest' sounds so cool, though."

Suguru Geto's tiny eyes were practically shouting "NO."

System: [This is too much! Stop bullying Suguru!!]

From that day on, Suguru Geto developed a full-blown stress response to the word High Priest.

And with that, the topic circled right back to the start.

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