The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 36

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Mahito had always been a fast learner. This round, he skillfully dodged the sudden stabs of the thorned roses, and when the thorns auto-detached again, he weaved through them with unbelievable speed and precision!

—Finally, he managed to dodge every single thorned rose attack!

A victorious smile slowly spread across Mahito's face. His hand, now deep into the shell of her soul, reached for that dog head carrying a sunflower.

The dog head had a ridiculous yet strangely refreshing expression, biting onto the bottom half of the sunflower.

The sunflower had eyes and a mouth, bizarrely enough. It was smiling and swaying rhythmically, occasionally popping out a sun pellet.

Just to be safe, Mahito carefully avoided the little sun too—in case the weird-looking energy ball suddenly turned aggressive (?)

Right as his hand was about to touch the dog head, the core of the soul—

—the sunflower suddenly whipped its head around and bit him!

Mahito: "!!?"

WHY did the flower bite me?!

He had to use all his strength to yank his hand free. The pain of soul-level damage slammed into him instantly, and Mahito cried out in disbelief, "Why does a sunflower BITE people (cursed spirits)!!"

Chihori tilted her head slightly, giving him a "bless your heart" look as she calmly replied, "Because it has a mouth."

Mahito: "......"

It has a mouth, so it bites. Perfectly logical deduction.

But like, sunflowers aren't supposed to have mouths?! —And souls aren't supposed to be like this either!!

...Wasn't this girl supposed to be just a regular human?

Mahito, who hadn't been around all that long and had never failed at a soul transformation before, now found himself in the middle of a cursed spirit-level existential crisis.

Could it be that the birth of the Six Eyes not only buffed the sorcerer side but also caused a weird soul evolution in ordinary people?

System: [Wait a sec—why are we bringing up Six Eyes again?! This has nothing to do with Six Eyes!]

—Stop acting like the Six Eyes is some kind of soul-radiation mutation machine!

(Satoru Gojo: ?)

Mahito's mismatched eyes, usually full of playful curiosity, now showed way less amusement. That initial excitement over a new toy, the twisted affection and interest—all of it faded into one expression—

You gotta be kidding me.jpg

Something was definitely off here—either this place was weird, or his ability was glitching somehow. He'd have to go back and study it before trying again.

Mahito, disappointed like a kid who just missed out on a new toy, crossed his arms and turned his head, dragging out his words, "Not really feelin' it today—guess I'll come play another time."

He was clearly about to leave.

But suddenly, Chihori spoke up. "You're leaving?" Her green eyes glanced over at him. "Didn't you say we'd watch TV together?"

"Not in the mood anymore." Mahito didn't bother sugarcoating it—his toy didn't work out, so he was ready to bail.

"Please wait."

Mahito looked up, thinking the frail-looking girl was about to say some kind of heartfelt goodbye.

But then—

The silver-haired girl, out of nowhere, pulled out a huge squash with a face and a nose and everything!

Mahito: "??"

What... is she doing with that???

Mahito froze for a second, stunned by the sudden scene. In front of him, that huge green squash with a rebellious expression was forcefully pressing toward him!

...Wait, does a squash even have a rebellious expression??? Mahito thought instinctively.

System: Are you seriously focusing on this at a time like this?!

[Squash]

[Description: A 1v1 advanced level opponent. It has two attack modes: One is to concentrate power for a heavy strike, delivering a blow that could defeat an enemy in one hit (though if the target is powerful, it only causes a certain amount of damage). The other is to flatten the target, turning them into a paper doll state for an indefinite time, but this function has no damage and the target cannot be harmed while in the paper doll state.]

[Status: Standard green squash body, with its usual rebellious expression. However, Mr. Squash is actually not a serious plant; it suffers from severe squash face paralysis syndrome.]

[Note: It only activates when close to the target, but once locked on, the target cannot escape; it has a daily usage limit, with a maximum of five gourds that can be exchanged in a day.]

Toji quietly opened the door with the key attached to it, and the first thing he saw when stepping inside was the entire process of the [compressed file].

—Before him was a huge grumpy-eyed squash, which had forcefully turned the blue-haired cursed spirit into a .zip file!

Toji: "???"

The mature, well-informed Toji-san was also momentarily silent in a weird way upon seeing this scene.

He stepped back two steps, closed the door, and then opened it again!

Before him, the blue-haired cursed spirit and the green gourd had both disappeared, and in Chihori's hand was an A4-sized paper figure, showing the image of the cursed spirit, its expression still one of shock.

Real paper figure mode!!*

(*Mahito's name means "real person" or "real human" or whatever "hito (人)" means in English. So the meme on his name can be "Mahigami" or "real paper".)

Toji: "???"

Chihori glued the paper Mahito to the sofa, saying in a soft voice, "Since you're already here, don't rush to leave. Let's keep watching, okay?"

Chihori: [For strawberry milk, I have to watch fifty hours of "Ethics and Law (Nihon Edition)" and "Pretty Cure" with Mahito!]

Paper mode Mahito: "."

There was no way to answer that! What in the world was that thing—how could it truly control him!?

At first, Mahito was simply surprised, not worried. After all, he could reshape his soul and change his form. Even if his body was damaged, he could recover quickly. Similarly, no ordinary thing could trap him; he could alter his body structure to escape.

But what he hadn't expected was that when the squash attacked, no matter what he did, he couldn't dodge. He was forcefully compressed into a .zip file!

In paper figure mode, he also seemed unable to reshape his soul, which naturally meant he couldn't escape this situation.

So, he could only be glued to the sofa, helplessly watching "Pretty Cure" on TV.

Mahito: This is the most ridiculous thing ever.jpg

System: [This is what's called "those who harm others will eventually be harmed themselves"!]

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