The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 37

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At the doorway, Toji also experienced a brief moment of profound thought. But as soon as Chihori turned her gaze to him, he quickly regained his composure.

Toji had never intended to avoid detection, and at this point, he nonchalantly spoke, "When did you notice me?"

"When you were following me?" Chihori answered.

Technically, it was the system that had noticed and informed her.

Toji's mind briefly paused, his earlier guess becoming a reality—indeed, the girl had long since realized his presence.

Mahito didn't expect this at all... Toji didn't think it was a decline in his own abilities, so this meant the silver-haired girl in front of him was more capable than he'd imagined.

Her weak appearance might just be a thin facade?

Toji chuckled softly. "Looks like I really didn't need to come after all." He lazily lifted his eyelids. "That thing just now, the one that looked like a cucumber—was it a special cursed tool?"

As someone with zero cursed energy, Toji typically liked to use various cursed tools to harm sorcerers. The one he had just seen naturally piqued his interest.

He quickly began considering its potential use, nodding slightly. "How much? Sell it to me."

The silver-haired girl turned her face. "This..."

Before Chihori could answer, Toji quickly added, "—Oh, lower the price a bit. I came to see you, and I even pushed a mission aside for this. I've got a big penalty to pay, and there's not much left."

His voice was magnetic, speaking casually.

Chihori blinked and replied seriously, "This... it doesn't look like a cucumber. It is a Squash."

Toji: "."

So the point was here, huh!!

Toji took a deep breath, about to say something else when he saw the paper figure that had been glued to the sofa suddenly explode. The blue-haired cursed spirit had successfully been uncompressed!

The compression paper figure mode time of the Squash was random and unpredictable, and this time it lasted only about a minute.

Mahito was also surprised by his sudden restoration. He wasn't interested in continuing the fight, quickly retreating a few steps—

Chihori turned around in surprise, exclaiming, "Ah, my sofa leather!!"

Mahito: "?"

Mahito extended a hand slightly, only then realizing there was a piece of sofa leather stuck to his back.

—Earlier, Chihori had glued the paper doll to the sofa, and when it reverted, the force of separation had pulled off the leather from the sofa.

Mahito's expression twisted for a moment. His face turned cold for a second, then shifted to a smile, his expression carrying a cruel murderous intent. "...You've underestimated me, huh? Didn't think you had such a special cursed tool in your hands."

Yes, Mahito thought that was a special grade cursed tool, one that couldn't be detected by cursed energy.

"I admit, I admit, this time you've got the upper hand, but things are getting more fun now!" Mahito grinned, pulling at the stitches on his face. "Don't get too happy too soon... Youlemei."

System: [One Youlemei ruined all the tension!!]

Chihori blinked. "You're right. I can't be happy yet."

Then, without knowing where from, she pulled out another green squash!

Mahito knew how powerful this thing was, especially with a black-haired man standing next to her. He decided to retreat decisively, preparing to pull out his modified human for the final destruction and defense.

However, before he could make a move, a silver blur suddenly closed in, and Chihori moved faster, getting close to him, the squash already raised high!

In the final moment before the squash's flattening mode could strike, Chihori hugged the squash, stopping its crushing force just in time. It barely pressed against Mahito's back!

But Mahito found that he couldn't move at all—it was like he'd been hit by a binding spell.

Mahito: "??"

Chihori smiled, "Bug exploit successful~"

Chihori's experimental Squash application method three—Bug exploit!

As long as the squash didn't fully smash down, it would remain in a locked target state, essentially acting like a binding spell!

System tactical retreat: [...Wait, how could she exploit bugs like this! How did she explore this so thoroughly!!]

Chihori: [I, the little miracle creator (dog head holding sunflower.jpg)]

The bug exploit lock was more convenient for fixing targets than the unpredictable paper figure mode.

Of course, like in the flattening mode, the target could not be attacked or harmed in this state either.

But Chihori never intended to attack Mahito; she just wanted to drag him into watching the required hours of Ethics and Law and Pretty Cure to fulfill the conditions for exchanging the strawberry milk formula.

The only downside was that someone needed to constantly hold the squash to prevent it from actually smashing down.

Chihori paused for a second, then turned to look at Toji.

Toji paused for a moment, raising an eyebrow. "What?"

Chihori's bright green eyes gleamed, and she said, "You mentioned you have a big penalty to pay, right? How about I pay it for you, and you hold the squash for me and maintain this position?"

Toji furrowed his brow, sensing something wasn't quite right.

But he still stepped forward to take the gourd before asking, glancing sideways, "And then?"

"Then you just hold it like this. Once we finish watching 50+50 hours of TV, we're done! You can watch along too. It's good stuff!"

Toji: "."

Toji: "...You mean, I have to keep holding this squash for about five days??"

Chihori coughed lightly, tilting her head. "During meals or bathroom breaks, we can switch shifts."

Toji's expression went cold. "Not happening—"

"These few days, I'll take care of your meals. I'll pay the penalty, and I can even add more money—ten times the amount, if you want."

Toji: "—I might just consider it."

System: [...Really going to be stuck with the grumpy-eyed squash for five days, huh, daddy??]

Toji: How can I not, especially with more money.jpg

Chihori angrily responded: [What's wrong with the squash? How can you discriminate against it! Squash face paralysis syndrome isn't contagious!!]

Mahito, locked in the bug exploit: "..."
You're all focused on Toji and the squash, no one cares about me, huh. :D

Special-grade cursed spirit Mahito creating classic meme: "Once I get out, I'll kill you all!" .jpg

System: [...And suddenly, we're in a prison with a panda head gripping the bars sticker meme!]

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