The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 42

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Only then did Toji react; he glanced at the wall clock and said abruptly, "You can let go now—the time's up."

Chihori's mind also got the equivalent exchange system prompt [Mission Complete], showing the special strawberry milk recipe before her eyes.

Chihori smiled happily, "Alright, you can let go of the Squash now! Thanks for the hard work, Mr. Toji."

As Chihori finished speaking, Toji promptly released his grip—the Squash dropped straight down, turning the furious Mahito back into a compressed file format!

Mahito: "."

Chihori bent down to pick up the real paper-thin Mahito, wiping away nonexistent tears, "Sob, great Xiangpiaopiao, don't worry, I'll put you in a photo frame."

She carefully cleaned the paper Mahito, looked around the room, and said, "Huh? I don't seem to have a proper photo frame."

Holding the paper Mahito in her hands, Chihori said, "Then I'll let the sky be the top, the earth the bottom, and set you free, Xiangpiaopiao! Circle the earth!"

She opened the window and gracefully waved it out—

At this moment, the real paper Mahito floated in the air with the wind, flying off toward a wider, distant place!

Mahito: "."

Mahito (thinking): ...When I've gathered enough strength, I'll definitely kill you all!!

Toji didn't care about the faint killing intent drifting from afar. His gaze shifted to Chihori, "What was that just now?" Of course, he meant the big purple mushroom that popped out of Mahito's head and was then plucked off by Chihori.

"The upgraded version of the Mushroom Hero comes with a big Fume-shroom," Chihori blinked. "Although it needs some sunlight, if you let the little sea urchin be the spokesperson for strawberry milk, I'm willing to cover the costs for free and train him at the same time!"

Toji didn't fully get what Chihori meant, but he was used to this half-mystical kind of talk—just had to catch the key points—

The key point was, if he agreed to let Megumi be the spokesperson, Chihori would give Megumi this suddenly appearing special cursed tool and teach him how to use it.

"Trust me, I'll make the little sea urchin the strongest Mushroom Hero in the world!" Chihori's green eyes were full of energy and vitality, and she smiled brightly. "I've never lost a bet with you, right?"

Toji was still thinking and hesitating a little, but after glancing at Megumi, who was covered head to toe with tiny purple Puff-shrooms, and after a weird silent moment, he finally chose to agree.

"Oh, okay." He nodded. "Then let Megumi follow you. Just remember to pay me."

—Anyway, his son already looked broken like this, so it was fine if he got a little more messed up!

Megumi Fushiguro: "?"

Why did they suddenly start selling him off on the spot??

Megumi Fushiguro wanted to say: ...Don't judge my soul by the virus-like little spraying mushrooms all over me! I'm still sane!!

The little Puff-shrooms on him seemed to agree and covered their mouths, making "pfft pfft pfft" sounds.

The system got teary again and sang: [Love your mushroom body walking through dark alleys~ Love your sea urchin appearance~ Love your battles with science~ Still believing in science~!!]

Toji and Chihori exchanged money and handed over Megumi, successfully making a win-win deal.

Toji half-lifted his eyelids, "Well... I'm handing my son over to you."

"Got it! Don't worry, I'll make the little sea urchin the most famous little star, and an excellent Mushroom Hero warrior too!"

Chihori replied firmly and with great confidence.

"Feel free to sell your son to me!"

Megumi Fushiguro: "??"

Megumi Fushiguro: ...Wait, they actually just sold me! Isn't this all happening way too fast!?

He stared wide-eyed in shock.

Chihori comforted him, "Don't worry, little sea urchin, I'm not here to chop you up."

Megumi Fushiguro: "." What kind of comfort is that?! Totally not comforting at all!

Toji then nodded and said, "Since we're acquaintances, I can give you a special deal—[If unsatisfied, you can return him within a month]. Of course, there's a penalty fee."

Chihori nodded, "Okay. Can I store him temporarily? Sometimes I'm busy and might need to send him back for storage for a while."

Toji: "Fine, since he's my son, I'll allow free storage."

Megumi Fushiguro: "???"

You, my rotten dad, you still remember I'm your son?! Honestly, why does this really feel like a product trade now!?

The little black-haired little sea urchin made two classic meme faces in a row to show his disgust at the whole situation.

Megumi Fushiguro: Human trafficking? Can I call the cops.jpg

Megumi Fushiguro: Can this dirty adult world even be saved.jpg

System (teary-eyed): [Hang in there, Megumi! The future hope of the Jujutsu world rests on you!!]

At this moment, the black-haired kid was sulking. He happened to be just behind Toji's side.

So, little Megumi angrily picked off all the little purple mushrooms on himself and started sticking them onto his rotten dad.

Toji could feel what his son was doing but didn't really care, his attention still focused on the deal with Chihori.

A few minutes later, Toji's thighs were covered in tiny Puff-shrooms. Now, little Megumi was sticking mushrooms onto Toji's butt—because of the kid's height, the highest spot the mushrooms could reach was Toji's butt.

System (pauses): [...Wait, can the hope of the Jujutsu world really rest on Megumi?]

—Feels like he's already starting to go bad too!!

Even though Megumi thought he was normal, it felt like he might become that kind of not-normal normal person in the future!

Chihori virus, terrifying as hell.jpg

After the deal was done, Toji handed Megumi to Chihori to take care of him daily.

As for the issues with Tsumiki and Tsumiki's mom, Toji said he'd say a word or two.

Chihori gestured, "Just tell them the little sea urchin is training with a hermit master on sword flight, and once he masters his martial soul skills, he'll work hard to reclaim Cybertron and ultimately achieve common prosperity!"

System: [...Too many plot elements fused here!!]

Toji was used to Chihori's way of talking, so he lazily nodded his chin, saying, "Yeah, I'll handle it."

"Oh, and when it's time to shoot commercials, I'll call you," Chihori said. "The little sea urchin is the face for strawberry milk, but I want to develop lots of new products — so I'll need you to step in then."

"Okay." Toji nodded. "As for the payment..."

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