The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 52
"Yeah, I just temporarily took away his ability to move. For sorcerers like you guys, it's really no big injury."
Toji nodded, rubbing his chin. "The only slightly serious thing—probably I accidentally poked the wrong spot and pierced a kidney."
"??!" Suguru leaned back dramatically, "I knew it! Your real goal from the start was what you said—Satoru's kidney and Riko's strawberry milk!!"
Toji: "..."
Toji even seriously thought for a second, "I do need the strawberry milk, but there's no bounty on Six Eyes' kidney in the black market right now. I'll consider taking that next time."
System: [The style! The style really got infected by the Chihori virus, hey!]
Toji coughed something out of his throat that turned into a pill-sized ugly creature. After the creature returned to its normal form, he took out the special-grade cursed tool, Inverted Spear of Heaven, from it.
The atmosphere tightened again.
Suguru readied to summon a cursed spirit, eyes locked on Toji, "On your way here, you probably ran into a girl—how is she?"
"That maid? Same deal—a tranquilizer dart. Not dead."
By the way, before the dart, he had also recorded a promotional video.
Toji knew that after entering here, to stay "invisible," it wasn't good to spit out the ugly creature again. So after promoting near Satoru, he carried a normal knife, phone, and strawberry milk on him.
At that time, Kuroi thought she was going to die, her last sight fixed on the knife in the man's hand—
But the man calmly put down the knife, set the phone up in the right spot, pulled out the strawberry milk, and made a coconut tree brand coconut juice gesture.
Kuroi: "???"
She stared at the ridiculously well-endowed handsome dude in front of her, falling into an awkward silence.
Kuroi's expression at that moment was priceless. After a second of silence, the girl sincerely said:
"If you don't like endorsing corn cicada pupae bitter melon milk, you can complain to the boss, or terminate the contract, or even take legal action. No need to blow up labor disputes this big."
System: [Is this really turning into a legal advice show?!]
"But maybe, with your awesome figure, you could try modeling?"
Toji: "Thanks for the offer, but I choose the pretty boy."
Then came the tranquilizer dart.
At this moment, facing Suguru, Toji lifted the corner of his lips, tugging at his scar:
"Let me sum it up for you. Six Eyes, that maid on the road, and the star pulp—all alive. I was careful with my moves, only took away their ability to move, avoiding unnecessary fights."
Suguru frowned, "...What do you mean by that?"
What was the point of this sort of comforting talk and holding back?
Was it to show some ridiculous mercy at this moment? Or was it some trap meant to lower the guard?
Though Suguru didn't voice his doubts, his expression clearly showed his inner thoughts.
He didn't believe Toji's words without more concrete reasons.
"You want to know what I mean?"
Toji lazily put away the tranquilizer gun, repeating the mission orders from Chihori, "Nothing special, just simply—to not make you sad."
Suguru: "???"
What is this even supposed to mean?!
"Honestly, don't be sad," Toji said flatly, quoting words copied and pasted from Chihori, "Don't be sad, fly slowly, love and warmth always with you."
Suguru: "..." subway old guy phone face.jpg
—The cringe was off the charts! Is this some enemy's mental attack?! So dirty!
Suguru made it clear he wasn't going to get messed up this easily! He personally guaranteed that with his weird bangs!!
System: [? What kind of guarantee is that? Why admit your bangs are weird?!]
Suguru Geto, with his bun hairstyle, paused, then got ready for battle again, quickly summoning a cursed spirit, his chest swelling with anger and worry for his friends:
"Your words won't affect me at all—die!"
The huge dragon-shaped cursed spirit summoned by Suguru charged straight at the black-haired man, filled with m*rderous intent and ferocity!
"Looks like we still have to fight." Toji didn't look nervous at all. He moved fast and slick, dodging the cursed spirit's attack, then used the special-grade cursed tool to slash through the huge dragon-shaped spirit in one clean cut!
Suguru: "!"
No way! That was the toughest one among his cursed spirits! And it got sliced so easily—
"Let me check again, you're not sad right now, are you?" Toji jumped onto the ground not far off, lazily lifting his eyes.
Suguru: "...I already said, your words won't affect me."
"This isn't some trick, it's just because your sister Chihori told me—so I'm just double-checking."
Sister? Suguru froze, eyes wide open in shock. He didn't expect to hear his sister's name from this guy's mouth!
"How do you know her? Know my sister?!"
The man in front obviously wasn't a good guy—
Suguru tensed up completely, like a black fox with fur raised and fangs bared. "How long have you two known each other?!"
"Oh?" Toji raised an eyebrow. "We've known each other for a while now. Your sister's actually my main source of income at the moment."
Known for a long time, main source of income...?? Suguru's sharp phoenix eyes widened. In that split second, a lightning-fast chain of thoughts sparked in his mind!
Black hair, looking fierce, taking money from his sister—this perfectly matched the man the village granny had mentioned before, completely overlapping with the man in front of him!
...Could it really not be Naoya Zen'in?
(Scapegoat Naoya Zen'in: I swear I didn't do anything, and you guys still beat me up!!)
Piggy Zen'in, after many hardships (?), finally cleared the misunderstanding!
Caught in a mental storm and totally confused, Suguru muttered subconsciously, "You, my sister..."
Toji raised an eyebrow slightly, thought for a few seconds, then casually added, "By the way, my son is still with your sister right now."
Suguru: "...What?" His expression blank, he turned toward Toji and asked unconsciously, "Why?"
Toji: "Huh? Of course because she's raising him."
System: [Every sentence is true, but put together it really creates a wrong impression! What a trashy guy tricking an innocent minor girl, and leaving behind a bastard kid soap-opera plot!!]
"..."
Suguru stayed frozen in place.
[—Of course because she's raising him.]
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