The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 55

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Satoru landed from midair and stepped up beside Suguru. "Good thing I just got the hang of reverse cursed technique... That random explosion actually made me better at it."

"What happened? What's going on?" Suguru quickly checked on his best friend, his eyes landing on Satoru's side. "Weren't you stabbed and lost a kidney or something?"

"I healed it!" Satoru said at once. "Right at the last second, I figured out how to use reverse cursed technique. Now I can make as many kidneys as I want!"

Toji, hearing that, looked intrigued and said, "Oh yeah? As many as you want? Huh... Leave me your contact later—we might work together someday, Six Eyes."

Toji: just discovered a new money-making cheat code.jpg

System: [This is NOT how you use cheat codes, daddyyyy!!]

Hearing Toji's voice again, Suguru glared at him with rising anger, his long fox-like eyes narrowing. "There is no 'someday'! I'm never letting you trick my sister again!"

"Huh? Your sister? What happened to your sister?" Satoru caught the keyword.

Suguru: "Naoya Zen'in wasn't the one! The guy in front of us is the real one! He scammed my sister out of her money, messed with her feelings, even made her raise his kid! And he already has a wife!"

The more Suguru said it, the angrier he got. His shoulders grew heavy again, like another cherry bomb was about to pop out.

System: [He's literally about to blow from rage!]

But before he could spawn another bomb, a deep voice suddenly echoed through the hall.

[—Young people, cool your temper.]

*It was Tengen's voice transmission!

"T-Tengen-sama?!" Both Satoru and Suguru were shocked by the unexpected intrusion.

Tengen: I was worried if I didn't speak up now, this place was gonna get leveled.

[—Fighting isn't the only way to solve problems. Maybe step outside, find a better place to talk things out—and clear up the misunderstandings.]

System: [Translation: if you're gonna throw hands, take it to the dance studio.]

As soon as Tengen spoke, Suguru commanded the cursed spirits to stop attacking. On the other side, Toji also lowered the hand that was holding his weapon.

Toji raised an eyebrow and responded to Suguru's earlier accusations, "What are you making up in your head? What part of that was 'messing with her feelings'?"

Suguru: "Didn't you say it yourself?"

Toji: "All I said was that your sister is my source of income—she's the employer, I'm the employee. Getting paid on time is basic contract etiquette."

"..."

"Then what about the kid?"

Toji: "My kid's a brand ambassador for your sister's company. She's really optimistic about his potential, so she's mentoring him personally."

The air froze awkwardly for a second.

Satoru nudged his bestie. "So... misunderstanding?"

Suguru paused for a beat, then clenched his fists again and locked eyes on Toji. "I don't buy it. You're definitely twisting things!"

Toji clicked his tongue. "With your sister's power level and how ruthless she is, she's the type to bully others, not get played."

Suguru sneered and shot back coldly, "So now you're saying my sister's ruthless? Ha—slipped up, didn't you? Trying to smear her name now."

The bun-haired teen dropped his eyes slightly, and it was like the image of his sister floated before him. He spoke softly, a little nostalgic, a little emotional. "My sister... even though she's been sickly since she was a kid, she's always been gentle and warm, like a star in the sky."

Toji (face like that subway grandpa with the old phone): What kind of filter is this?? This quality's too good.jpg

In the grand hall, Tengen's voice echoed again:
[The Star Plasma Vessel has been delivered. Mission complete. You may return immediately.]

Suguru and Satoru both stayed silent, not responding.

[Or... are you thinking of sending the Star Plasma Vessel back because of personal reasons?]

"...Tengen-sama."

"Okay, gonna stop you right there," Toji lazily rested his blade on his shoulder. "Let's stop talking about Star Plasma Vessels. Just have some strawberry milk."

Suguru Geto: "?"

Satoru Gojo: "?"

Toji's phone was still recording. He stuck it into Ugly Treasure's mouth to keep it steady.

"Anti-aging, promotes blood circulation, replaces the Star Plasma Vessel—specially made for our empty-nester elder, Tengen," Toji recited fluently from Chihori's ad copy. "This holiday season, skip the gifts—just gift strawberry milk."

Suguru frowned. "...Are you seriously advertising fake health claims to Tengen-sama? No way strawberry milk can do all that."

Toji looked up. "It's your sister's company. Your sister wrote the ad. Are you saying you don't trust your own sister?"

Suguru: "Ahem—of course not! Doghead Cat-brand Strawberry Milk totally extends life, promotes blood flow, and can replace the Star Plasma Vessel—right, Satoru?"

"Absolutely," Satoru chimed in flawlessly. "It's the almighty strawberry milk—nothing else compares!"

System: [That was the smoothest, most seamless change of stance ever, JEEZ!!]

Tengen: [...]

Toji casually walked over, picked up the box of strawberry milk that Riko Amanai had dropped, then stood by the steps and called down lazily:

"Relax, it's not poisoned. As for whether it can replace the Star Plasma Vessel—you can judge that for yourself. I'm a guy who always does the job I'm paid for, and I take my work seriously. Want me to bring it down to you?"

Tengen: [No need.]

"Then I'll just toss it down and you can drink it yourself?"

Suguru quickly moved to stand beside Toji, still full of distrust. "If anyone's bringing it, it'll be me. You stay back."

He raised his voice politely across the hall. "Tengen-sama, could you please open the barrier for me? I'll bring you the strawberry milk, and then you can begin."

Satoru chimed in beside him, voice rising cheerfully, "Yeah, this strawberry milk's what we've been escorting this whole time—go ahead and start the assimilation ritual, Tengen-sama!"

Tengen: ?

Tengen: This... this doesn't feel right? How did it go from assimilating a Star Plasma Vessel... to assimilating strawberry milk?!

Elsewhere—

Naoya Zen'in, now riding on the glory of his heir's status (?), was enjoying Chihori's warm hospitality. But Naoya still wore a grumpy expression, clearly here for one reason only: Toji-kun!

"Toji-san's still on a mission. He probably won't be back until tomorrow," Chihori replied.

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