The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 60

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"Ohhh, here it is," Chihori clapped her left hand into her right palm. "One of those classic lines like 'treat this school like your home' and 'you think this school is your house?'—pure contradiction magic!"

Naoya: "."

Naoya: "I'm not in the mood to joke around with you."

Chihori: "It's okay, I'm in the mood so that's enough =v="

Naoya choked again. His expression flickered, then he exhaled sharply and forcibly pulled himself back into his usual arrogant stance.

He crossed his arms, his fox-like eyes narrowing slightly as he scanned her up and down. "You're pretty fast, I'll give you that. But don't be too full of yourself. A girl should stay in the back and behave like a proper lady—"

Before he could finish, a dark red vine suddenly shot out and yanked Naoya away!

Naoya: "!!"

Chihori looked up. "Whoa, Tarzan!"

Naoya: "."

Naoya had no time to snap back at Chihori (not that he'd ever succeeded before), and quickly tried to pull his arm free to counterattack. But to his shock, he found he couldn't use any cursed technique—his entire reserve of cursed energy felt like it had been sucked out in an instant!

What the hell?! Was it this space or the vine's doing?!

He could only fight it off with brute strength, but the thorn-covered vine just wrapped tighter and tighter, piercing through his clothes and digging into his skin.

The sharp pain twisted Naoya's expression a little, but his pride as a young master made him grit his teeth and hold back any cry. He struggled to adjust his position, wriggled his hand free, pulled a small dagger from his belt, and stabbed it hard into the dark red vine wrapped around him!

The vine split open, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth. Naoya narrowed his upturned eyes, dodged the fangs, then drove the dagger deep and slashed sideways with force!

The dark red vine got sliced through by the sharp blade, and with the restraint broken, Naoya dropped from midair—

He adjusted his body mid-fall and tried to activate his technique again, but still couldn't summon any cursed energy. As the ground came closer, he saw a huge clump of vines below, their gaping mouths wide open and ready to devour.

Everything started moving in slow motion.

The dense, jagged fangs looked like rows of sinister animal traps, lined up and ready to catch the falling prey-fox from above.

Naoya clenched his jaw. His eyes tilted upward at the corners, and he screamed in his head.

...No way was he dying to something this disgusting! He was supposed to be the future head of the Zen'in clan!

The wind from the fall howled past his ears. His blond hair fluttered wildly in the air. As the horrifying hell of razor-sharp fangs grew closer and closer, Naoya's heart pounded like a drum. His sweaty hands gripped the dagger tightly.

"Don't be scared, Naoya-kun! I'm coming to save you!"

Hearing the shout from nearby, his peripheral vision suddenly caught a fast-approaching shadow. Naoya instinctively turned his head—

"Pia—!"

A sunflower with a big, beaming smile slammed straight into his face and smacked Naoya flying at an insane speed!!

His straight-down fall was violently knocked sideways by the impact, launching him horizontally like a human missile skimming across the ground—

Chihori chased after him, wielding the sunflower: "Hey Naoya, Naoya! Try flying a bit slower!"

Naoya Zen'in, now flying sideways with a sunflower-shaped red mark stamped across his face: "......" As if I can control that!!

You could've hit me a little gentler, couldn't you?!

System: [Hero saves the beauty, except it's Chihori.jpg]

System: [Where the hell did the romance novel vibes go!!]

Naoya shot out sideways like a cannonball, skimming across the ground and tearing through countless dark red vines that clawed up at him.

Chihori caught up to him just in time, leapt lightly into the air, and neatly scooped him up in a bridal carry before landing smoothly.

"How do you feel?" Chihori tilted her head and asked.

"You—" Naoya's face darkened as he slapped her arms away and steadied himself on the ground. He gritted his teeth. "Who said you could carry me like that...?!"

Feudal macho-man Zen'in Piggy was deeply shaken—his manly pride and image had taken a serious hit!
(System: Does that kind of thing even exist in front of Chihori...?)

Chihori paused for a second, thought it over, then nodded solemnly. "Oh, okay. Let's do it again."

Naoya: "?" Do what again?

The very next second, the silver-haired girl suddenly swung the sunflower in her hand and smacked Naoya back up into the sky!

Flying piggy Naoya Zen'in: "!!?"

Chihori looked up at the blonde guy soaring and dropping. At the right moment, she sprang up, twisted him midair so he was upside down, and caught him smoothly by the waist as she landed.

System: [—It's here! The upside-down scallion yank technique!]

Naoya: "......"

Naoya's face turned bright red—either from rage or because the blood had rushed to his head from being upside down. As soon as Chihori put him down, he sprang up, ready to fight back!

Chihori hopped back a step, dodging his attack. Then her eyes widened and she raised a finger. "Hey, Naoya-kun, look behind you!"

Naoya sneered. "What, you think I'll fall for something that lame?" As if.

But the moment he finished talking, he felt a cold, clammy presence creeping up behind him.

Some kind of slimy liquid dripped onto his cheek and slid down the side of his face. Naoya instinctively wiped at it—it was a dark red fluid.

"...?" His eyes slowly shifted to the side.

A round face writhing with countless red vines was suddenly right beside him. A massive eye bulged out of the mess. Even thicker tendrils stretched back into the dark forest behind it, forming something like a giant web.

The monster's face split open into a mouth full of jagged, terrifying teeth, oozing thick red slime that dripped down with gravity.

Naoya: "!"

A bone-chilling pressure swept across the area—it was the master of this incomplete domain, that special-grade cursed spirit!!

Even though he'd mentally prepared for this, Naoya still froze in absolute terror the moment he actually faced it.

He was the heir of the Zen'in clan, and both training and combat were always done with full safety measures in place. He had never once gone head-to-head with a curse of this level—

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