The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 59

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But the barrier around them visibly turned into a hazy, soft pink, the kind you'd get from a cute anime girl, complete with cartoon strawberry heart patterns.

Satoru: "Woaah."

System: [Barrier, the barrier turned into a strawberry barrier!]

Tengen could feel a kind of cellular renewal inside him, just like every time he merged with a Star Plasma Vessel.

The built-up agitation from forcing a higher transformation completely faded. That youthful energy was flowing through him again. He couldn't help but nod, his voice calm and low as he said:

"Chilled to the core, spirit soaring— strawberry milk? I approve."

"Thanks for the review~" Satoru sang the last word, lifting his phone while the recording was still going. "For the final part of the taste test, give us some support and encouragement, Lord Tengen?"

Tengen looked at the scene in front of him, a wave of emotion rising in his heart. Through his lively junior and this magical, tasty milk, he felt like he could see a future Jujutsu world full of bright hope.

System: [No no no, this is so not a properly hopeful Jujutsu world!]

To give a little encouragement to the juniors who worked so hard to make something so amazing, and also to let the higher-ups in Jujutsu society know this could replace the Star Plasma Vessel, Tengen showed a kind and gentle smile. Facing the phone, he spoke with an upbeat rhythm:

"This → year↑ no fusion↑ gifts accepted→, gifts accepted↑ only from→ Dog↓Cocky→ & Cat↑."

System: [??? He just naturally came up with a brainwashing ad slogan—no doubt, the Chihori virus is now spreading through strawberry milk!]

Satoru blinked and suddenly suggested, "Hey, oh right, it just hit me — our Dog Cocky Cat company doesn't just make strawberry milk, we've got tons of new, innovative flavors too. Lord Tengen, wanna try some? I can bring you more next time."

System: [? Yame-ro!! This is a plot, a whole plot, Satoru Gojo! Don't do it—!]

Tokyo city area.

After [Window] detected the appearance of a newly-born special-grade cursed spirit in a small forest, it immediately sent people over to first set up a [Curtain] that could block the view of regular civilians.

"Emerge from the darkness, blacker than darkness. Purify that which is impure."

The assistant supervisor quietly chanted the spell, just like they had during many previous battle preps, laying down the necessary [Curtain].

The spreading [Curtain] slowly expanded, gradually covering the area where the special-grade cursed spirit was hiding. The setup process went super smoothly, nothing different from the usual—except—

"??!"

The assistant supervisor stared at the [Curtain] in shock, then looked at his hand, then back at the [Curtain] again. After repeating this three times, he freaked out. "Wait—why the heck did the [Curtain] turn pink—!!"

Another assistant supervisor adjusted his glasses, paused for three seconds, then calmly said, "Objectively speaking, the strawberry heart patterns popping up on it actually look pretty nice."

"...That's so not the point right now!!"

Inside the [Curtain].

Within the incomplete domain of the special-grade cursed spirit.

Chihori held up a Sun-shroom with its mouth sealed shut and managed to use it as a little nightlight to light up the path ahead of them. They quickly moved through the vine-covered trail in the woods and reached a slightly more open area up ahead.

But this place looked just as creepy.

Naoya instinctively tried to take charge. He reached toward Chihori and ordered directly, "Give me the nightlight. Let me check things out."

"You sure about that?" Chihori turned her face slightly. "You probably don't know how to read a Sun-shroom's charge level. It explodes. It's a highly flammable and explosive hazard."

Naoya gave a mocking grin. "Oh? Doesn't look that dangerous to me. Just a tiny golden mushroom—"

The next second, Chihori suddenly threw the glowing, overheated Sun-shroom hard!

"BOOM!!"

The instant it hit the ground, the golden mushroom exploded violently and flashed with a blinding light, scaring the dark red vines in the forest into backing off!

Naoya: "......"

Naoya smoothly changed his tune: "Alright, you hold it."

It took him a second to realize something was off. His brow arched. "Wait—I'm pretty sure I only made one golden mushroom... No, I mean—didn't we only have one!?"

Naoya pointed to the spot where it exploded, raising his voice. "It's blown up now, how are we supposed to get back?!"

"Don't worry." Chihori magically pulled out another Sun-shroom — it was one she exchanged from stored sunlight earlier. "Got more right here."

Naoya's eyes narrowed with suspicion. "Why do you still have another one?" He couldn't shake the feeling that she was carrying some kind of special cursed tool, or maybe some mysterious Gojo family gadget.

The silver-haired girl's eyes curved into crescents. She didn't look nervous at all. Her tone was light and cheery as she explained, "It's nothing weird. Y'know, mushrooms usually have a self-replicating reproduction system."

Naoya: "...I'm telling you, I went to school! I know self-replicating reproduction is a disease!!"

Chihori: "Whoa, that's impressive of you."

[Don't talk in that "be nice to the idiot" tone!] The system paused for a second. [Wait, hang on—come to think of it, haven't you always talked to me like that?]

Chihori: [Yup, and you're super awesome too, you silly-beauty system-kun.]

Naoya choked on Chihori's "you're super awesome" reply, then turned his head away in a huff, deciding that out of sight was out of mind. "Whatever, I don't care where you pulled those mushrooms from—just hurry up and use them!"

"One for the nightlight, the others will be for making flash bombs later," Chihori said while counting the band-aids in her satchel, calculating how many she'd need later.

"Don't be too flashy." Naoya's perfect features tensed slightly, and his tone dropped low. "Don't go attracting that special-grade cursed spirit—like I said, we need to avoid it as much as possible and wait for someone else to come save us."

Chihori blinked. "And this someone else is?"

"Obviously that Gojo guy," Naoya lifted his chin a little. "He's in Tokyo, right? Let him deal with this kind of special-grade cursed spirit."

Chihori raised her hand. "But didn't you just say I'm also a [Gojo]?"

Naoya let out a snort. "Yeah, not you Gojo."

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