The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 58

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The dark red vines slithered like snakes, slowly emerging from the woods on both sides, piling up on the path.

"We can't stay here." Naoya Zen'in's brows drew tight. He made a split-second decision. "Even though this is its domain... let's follow the path and dash toward that area up ahead for now."

He glanced at the dark, dim path ahead, the corners of his mouth curving down slightly as he cursed under his breath, "Damn it, it's way too dark."

Naoya pulled out his phone and turned on the flashlight mode—but it was like something was absorbing it, because the light didn't push back even the tiniest bit of darkness.

The blond youth frowned, his heart sinking, "Looks like there's a reason for how dim it is here. Regular light sources don't work. We might have to just..."

Before he could finish speaking, a soft glow suddenly came from Chihori's little shoulder bag!

Naoya immediately looked over. "You brought a special cursed tool? What's glowing?!"

Chihori glanced down. "Looks like it's your kid lighting up."

Naoya: "?"

Chihori opened the shoulder bag and took out the golden Sun-shroom that was producing sunlight. "It's late, and the child woke up."

The little golden mushroom in her hand grew brighter and brighter. Its blank face blinked, and then it opened its mouth and spit out a tiny glowing sun!

Naoya: "??"

[Sun-shroom (Zen'in-shroom?)]

[Description: Second-best sunlight producer. Requires less sunlight to plant than Sunflowers and is more affordable. But it only produces small sunlight at first. It needs time to grow before it can generate regular sunlight.]

[Status: Though it's got "sun" in its name and looks sunny and cute, it actually hates sunlight. So whenever it starts to build up sunlight inside, it can't wait to spit it out.]

[Note: Must be used in low-light conditions, otherwise needs a Coffee Bean. Refuses to admit Zen'in ■■ is its mother (?)]

"What is this thing?!" Naoya blurted as he watched the little sun pop out. "Why the hell does it spit that out?!"

"Wow, the way you talk is seriously rude," Chihori shook her head. "With that tone, no wonder the Sun-shroom's declaring it's cutting ties with its mom."

Naoya: "?"

Naoya: "How does it even have the right to declare that—wait no, I already told you, we're not even related!!"

System: [You're getting off track, Naoya-kun!!]

Naoya reached out and picked up the tiny sun that the Sun-shroom had produced. His fox-like eyes lifted slightly. "It's so small. Doesn't seem like it lights up much."

He clicked his tongue. "Honestly, the light when it was about to spit the sun out was brighter than this."

Chihori tilted her head. "True."

Naoya: "But I also noticed something—the glow from this thing pulses in and out. It's unstable. It only lights up when it's about to spit out sunlight."

"There's still a way," Chihori said, reaching one hand into her shoulder bag. "Good thing I brought some band-aids."

Naoya: "?" What does that have to do with anything??

Under Naoya's watchful gaze, the silver-haired girl pulled a few band-aids from the inner pocket of her bag and firmly stuck them—onto the golden Sun-shroom's little mouth!

System: [ ? ]

System: [What is she even doing??]

At that moment, the Sun-shroom began to glow again, just about to spit out the next tiny sun—

But the process of spitting it out was completely blocked by the band-aid firmly stuck over its mouth!

Unable to release the sunlight it had produced, the energy built up inside the Sun-shroom kept glowing. Combined with its own natural brightness, it actually turned into a stable, bright little lightbulb!

Chihori gestured proudly. "Ta-da! Just a little handiwork, and a simple night light is ready!"

Naoya: "???"

The system leaned back in disbelief: [......What is she doing! Why are you glitching the system again, Chihori!!]

—Bug-exploiter extraordinaire, Chihori Geto, was back in business!

The system paused for a second, then suddenly realized something was off:
[Wait, if it keeps holding the sunlight inside like that... won't the Sun-shroom eventually explode??]

Chihori: [Then it'll be a surprise bonus—a flashbang!]

System: [ ? ]

System: [That's NOT how you make a flashbang!! Sun-shrooms are supposed to be soft, helpless, supportive healers, sweetheart!!]

Sun-shroom in the beginning:
Do you have any idea how much emotional damage one big band-aid can do to a small, innocent child like me? QAQ

Sun-shroom in the end:
Charging up... charging fully... I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!.jpg

System leaned back again in despair:
[How did this happen! How did a healer get pushed into becoming a combat berserker, Chihori!!]

Inside the main hall.

Satoru walked down the stairs, passed through the barriers and doors, and arrived at where Tengen was.

Tengen looked at Satoru. "Once in a century, the Six Eyes that see through everything."

Satoru got what he meant. He curled his lips into a grin. "I might not be able to see through matter— but in the name of the Six Eyes, I swear, there's nothing cursed in this."

He added, "Go ahead and drink it. It's from my place."

Even though Tengen had just judged the honesty behind that guy with the Heavenly Restriction (that is, Toji), there was no doubt the Six Eyes were an even deeper guarantee.

"Can I record a video?" Satoru asked.

"No, but audio is allowed," Tengen replied.

With Tengen's permission, Satoru turned on the recording mode on his phone, getting ready to capture Tengen's review of the strawberry milk.

What came next unfolded like a scene in slow motion, each step playing out gradually in front of their eyes:

Tengen took the Dog Cocky Cat brand strawberry milk from Satoru's hand.

Tengen stuck the straw into the Dog Cocky Cat brand strawberry milk.

Tengen slightly lowered his head and took a gentle sip of the strawberry milk—

"......!!"

—That feeling, just one sip, and it hit different!

The sky's blue, the fields are vast, strawberry milk is king! (scratch that)

"So? How is it, Lord Tengen?" Satoru's face was full of curiosity as he exaggerated his movements like a stage actor. "That sweet-and-sour feeling, the taste that flows into your heart, the dreamy vibe that fills your body— isn't this the best milk in the world?"

After taking a sip of strawberry milk, Tengen looked like he'd entered some kind of mental enlightenment. He didn't reply right away.

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