The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 65

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Satoru Gojo: "Huh? That's way too extreme, Suguru!"

"Heyyy, Chihori~" Satoru waved and called out from the side. "Over here—this way!"

"Sister!" Suguru came up to her. "What happened? Are you okay?"

"It's nothing serious." Chihori looked up with a smile. "Why are you guys here?"

"We got a report about a special-grade curse sighting. We're here on a mission," Suguru answered gently.

He smiled and took a few steps toward Chihori. Then, like it was the most natural thing in the world, he lifted a hand and smacked it right on Naoya's back—the Naoya Zen'in currently piggybacking on her—and shoved him straight off!

Naoya: "???"

Naoya hadn't even processed what was happening before he landed flat on his butt. His face twisted for a second, and then he instantly pushed himself up with both hands, glaring in fury. "What the hell did you push me for?!"

Suguru raised an eyebrow, looking mildly surprised. "Whoa, isn't this Naoya-kun? When did you get here?"

Naoya: "Cut the act! You totally pushed me off!"

Suguru replied calmly, "You've got it wrong. I must've just been trying to say hi."

Naoya was fuming inside. "What kind of crap greeting is that?!"

System: [Yeah, that greeting really made your butt bloom.jpg]

"Oh my god, Naoya, don't blame Suguru for this," Satoru chimed in dramatically. "It's just that your stealth skills have leveled up so much—I almost didn't even notice you were there. I got spooked, that's all. Maybe pushed a little too hard."

Naoya: "That's such nonsense!!" At least come up with a lie that's not completely ridiculous!

Satoru raised his lips in a grin. Behind his sunglasses, his blue Six Eyes blinked playfully as he shrugged. "Seriously, you were clinging to the girl's back. I honestly thought you were some kind of bug or something."

Naoya: "A bug?! You think I'm that small—wait, no! How the hell would you think I'm a bug?!"
Six Eyes saying something like that definitely felt like a burn!

"Alright, Naoya-kun, stop sitting on the ground like a little kid," Suguru's fox-like eyes curved into a smile as he offered a hand. "Want me to help you up?"

Naoya slapped his hand away with a scowl. "I'll get up myself!"

After all that back and forth, Naoya was feeling pretty much back to full strength. More importantly, there was no way he was gonna let himself look weak in front of Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, or the assistant supervisor—never mind that he already did.

Today was already bad enough. He couldn't afford to lose any more face.

So, Naoya clenched his teeth inwardly, his sharp fox-like eyes lifting with defiance. He forced himself to overcome the weakness and soreness from being attacked by a special-grade curse and stood up straight.

Chihori looked at him like she was watching a newborn foal take its first steps, her face full of that warm, gentle affection usually reserved for small animals.

Naoya: "...What's with that look?"

Chihori pretended to wipe away a tear and spoke with dramatic emotion, "With just a few words from Gojo-kun and Suguru, you're back on your feet already. It really proves one thing—Friendship is magic!"

Friendship is magic!

Suguru smiled. "Sister is right."

Satoru followed up with a wave, "Sister is totally right~"

The air went quiet for a second. Suguru and Satoru turned their heads at the same time to look at Naoya.

Naoya: "."

Naoya: You think I'll chicken out?!

Suguru Geto & Satoru Gojo: Stare.jpg

Chihori: Tilted head, hand reaching toward her little side bag.

Naoya: "."

—A real man knows when to yield and when to rise. He was going to be the future head of the Zen'in clan, after all!

Naoya responded decisively, "...Alright, alright, fine. You're right. You're all right."

System: [Stop bullying the poor piggy! Give our newly awakened moral guardian boy some breathing room to be happy!]

Though everyone still had a lot more they wanted to say, this wasn't the time for chatting. After all, it involved a special-grade curse, and there were still urgent matters on site to deal with.

Satoru and Suguru stepped into the curtain to check the scene, analyze lingering curse residue, and determine the curse's abilities and where it had gone—to prevent it from circling back for a surprise attack.

Meanwhile, as per usual protocol, the assistant supervisor stayed outside the veil to question Chihori and Naoya about the special-grade curse and take down a quick written report.

Chihori eagerly raised her hand and described, "That thing looked like it was the color of grilled squid, had a body all messy like stretched bubble gum, a mouth full of what felt like several cacti, and I think it had a thing for tentacle dark room play."

Assistant Supervisor: "???"

What kind of description is that?! (Lost for words.jpg)

Naoya spoke up calmly. "It was a vine-type curse. Main body was composed of dark red vines, which secreted some kind of mucus that may suppress cursed energy. The vines could open random mouths full of sharp teeth, and were capable of restraining targets."

Assistant Supervisor: Now that sounds like a real report! (Writing furiously.jpg)

Once that was down, the assistant supervisor moved on to the next question.

"How did you escape the unfinished Domain Expansion created by this new special-grade curse? Do you have any idea what it's doing now?"

Chihori raised her hand. "Under the righteous leadership of the ever-brilliant Crazy Dave, the fairy-like plants all brought out their own unique talents, shone brightly and cleared the path ahead, and drove the wicked notebook-spawned vine monster into the depths of harmony!"

"—But in the end, a certain enthusiastic curse who wished to remain anonymous passed by, put on a performance called 'On Plant Acceleration and Artistic Expression', and snatched the vine monster away."

The assistant supervisor: "......"

—Please, I'm still a human being, don't describe things in some kind of alien language!!

System: [For some reason, even though Chihori is telling the absolute truth, the way she says it just feels like an alien landing report (blank stare!)]

The assistant supervisor gripped their pen stiffly and turned toward Naoya with a silent, pleading look.

Naoya stayed silent for one... two... three seconds.

After three seconds, Naoya nodded. "...Just write it like she said."

Assistant supervisor: "???"

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