The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 73

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Good thing he had taken off his sunglasses earlier so he could better use his Six Eyes to observe. Otherwise, with the way he was spinning and flying, who knows where those shades would've ended up by now.

Satoru Gojo: That would've totally turned into falling debris from the sky, seriously.

System: [...Satoru Gojo actually has morals?! Who knew!]

Suguru was still looking up at the spinning Satoru, just about to say something else, when a flash of silver suddenly shot up the side of the nearby school building!

One second ago—Suguru Geto: "?"

Weird. Something just zoomed past?

Next second—Suguru Geto: "!"

Wait—where's my sister who was just standing right here?!!

Suguru Geto stood frozen in place.

—Was that flash just now seriously his own sister??

Yes, absolutely. The one who had zipped up the school building like lightning was none other than our dear, adorable Chihori Geto!

Suguru: "Sister! Are you okay...?" he called out instinctively. "Aren't you, like, in bad health—"

"Yes, I'm weak and sickly," Chihori smiled back, one hand gripping the high window ledge. "That's why I only needed two or three steps to get up here, instead of climbing all those stairs!"

Suguru Geto: "?"

Suguru Geto: Something feels off about that... but somehow it also makes perfect sense!

Chihori turned her eyes forward. The moment she spotted Satoru's figure, she had already patted the clover, signaling it to lower its suction power, while getting ready to catch the pain-in-the-ass flying cat dropping from the sky.

The school building beside her made for a perfect high point. Chihori showed off her super-high-school-level rock-climbing skills, scaling the windows in a few quick moves before nimbly leaping out to the side.

—Just like every classic scene in fairy-tale idol dramas, a silver-haired, handsome immortal soared through the air and caught the beautiful mortal falling from above.
(System: Best overpowered male lead Chihori!)

A perfectly timed summer breeze brushed against their cheeks, carrying with it the distant scent of grass. Sunlight breaking through the clouds cast a faint golden edge around the pair, shimmering specks of light dancing on their long, thick eyelashes.

The sky, the clouds, the building, and the woods—all of it formed a breathtaking picture—

—If only Chihori hadn't suddenly spoken.

Chihori: "Sorry, but I think I'm about to throw up."

Satoru Gojo: "?"

Satoru Gojo was horrified: "Wait, what?? Why??"

System: [The classic romantic vibe disappeared in one second flat!!]

Chihori: [But I'm seriously about to vomit (blood), like, physically.]

Satoru had already adjusted his body when the clover lowered its suction force. When Chihori caught him in a princess carry, he completely stopped falling. At the time, he'd been shocked by the girl's strength and speed—right until she said that line.

Satoru: Why?! Why would you want to puke—??

Heaven's favorite—top-tier face card Satoru Gojo—was emotionally wrecked by that comment.

"It's not your fault. I just forgot to take my meds today," Chihori said after thinking for a second. "Might also be because I just had surgery not long ago."

She let go as she landed, gently putting down Satoru, then stumbled a few steps forward and bent over, coughing violently toward the ground.

After his initial shock and daze, Suguru was still mostly driven by concern for his sister. He rushed over, "Sister? Are you okay?"

"Wha–what just happened?" Satoru looked completely lost.

It couldn't have been him, right?! He had totally controlled his landing speed at the end——

Suguru Geto: Death glare.jpg

The silver-haired girl covered her mouth with one hand. Her loose clothing only made her frame look even thinner. Dark red liquid slipped through the gaps of her fingers, dripping onto the ground, staining the earth beneath her feet a shocking red.

Suguru's outstretched hand froze mid-air, "...Sister?"

Shoko quickly stepped forward, handing over a packet of wet wipes, looking worried. "You alright?"

"Cough cough, thanks." Chihori coughed up the blood that had pooled in her throat. She took the wipes and cleaned the blood off her lips, her palms, and the backs of her hands.

The silver-haired girl took a deep breath, steadied herself, and gave her usual comforting smile, "No worries, just a bit of casual blood vomit."

"...I'm going with you for a checkup later," Suguru said in a low voice, stepping forward to gently rest a hand on his sister's shoulder.

Satoru also leaned in, "Uh, should I call a car?"

"It's no big deal," Chihori blinked. "After all, my character setting is a sickly martial artist. I just played the 'martial' part, so now I gotta add in the 'sick.' Makes total sense."

Everyone: Wait, what even is a sickly martial artist??

Chihori pulled out a carton of strawberry milk from her side bag, stabbed in a straw, took a big gulp, and gave a thumbs-up, "One sip of Dog Cocky Cat™, and suddenly no back pain, no leg pain, feeling super refreshed!"

Everyone: "......"

System: [Maybe stop promoting your milk right now? The mood is completely ruined!!]

In the end, only after confirming multiple times that Chihori was actually fine did Suguru barely manage to feel at ease and decide not to call for a ride to the hospital.

But he still asked Shoko to help give her a quick check-up.

While Shoko was with Chihori, Satoru came over to Suguru to talk about what had just happened.

"There was no use of any cursed technique from start to finish, and no sign of a curse either," Satoru said in a low voice. "All I saw was regular cursed energy from a normal person, and a totally normal punch—"

Suguru: "So you just pretended to go flying?"

Satoru waved his arms wildly: "Pretended my ass! I really flew!!" That was a legit backward spinning launch into the sky!!

Talking about it again, Satoru gritted his teeth and said to Suguru, "Suguru, you lied to me! You told me your sister was all sickly and fragile—does that look like the kind of punch a fragile person can throw??"

If he hadn't learned Reverse Cursed Technique, he would've ended up as a squashed cat pancake for real!

And if that had happened, tomorrow's headlines in the jujutsu world would've been something like:
"Shock! Once-in-a-century Six Eyes genius killed by one punch from a bedridden delicate girl,"
"Exclusive: The fall of Six Eyes and the conspiracy behind it,"
"Inspired by a sickly girl: how elderly women in their 80s could counter Six Eyes."

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