The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 81

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The newly appointed, by-the-book principal Yaga could not, for the life of him, imagine a future where giant pigs and piglets were running freely all over the school.

'Is this even a place for humans anymore—'

Satoru raised his brows. "Huh? I'm not the one raising them."

Yaga: "If not you, then who?! Don't tell me you're planning to leave the pigs in my office!!"

Satoru paused for a beat, then cheerfully said, "If you're okay with it, Yaga-sen, I can totally leave a few in there for you."

Yaga: "...SATORU!!"

"Relax, Principal Yaga," Chihori stood up to mediate. "They're not gonna raise them at school."

Yaga's face eased slightly when he heard Chihori speak. Suguru picked up where she left off, nodding. "That's right. The whole reason we're gathering info in advance is to plan this event called 'Caring for Lonely Higher-Ups: Raising Pigs to Prosperity Through Labor.'"

Yaga: "?"

Yaga: "...Higher-ups? Pigs? Event?"

Satoru: "Yup! We've actually been planning this for a while."

Shoko adjusted her straw hat, as if the sun was too much for her. She lazily lifted her eyelids and said in her husky voice, "You should just let them go through with it, sensei. It's probably a meaningful activity anyway."

Yaga: Whether it's meaningful or not, he had no idea.
What he did know was—this whole thing sounded absolutely ridiculous.

Suguru let out a half-helpless smile and suggested, "If you're still unsure, Yaga-sensei, you could serve as the supreme leader of this project."

Yaga frowned slightly, but in the end, gave a small nod. "Alright. I'll look into it."

System: [Nooo! Don't agree to it, Yaga-sensei! If you say yes, you'll become the glorious cult leader of the Holy Pig Church!!]

Suguru Geto: Operation Success.jpg
Suguru Geto: There's no way I'm becoming the cult leader! Come on, Yaga-sensei, the Holy Pig Church was made for you.

After listening to the exchange, Haibara paused for a moment to process it all. Then, full of energy, he raised a hand and said, "Got it, no problem, senpai! Totally understood! We'll keep it in mind and make sure to investigate piglets and feed!"

Chihori who had been sitting under a tree, stood up and walked over. The silver-haired girl was slender, and under the blazing sun, the blue veins beneath her pale skin were clearly visible.

Haibara instinctively stepped forward to help. "The ground's uneven here. Be careful not to trip."

Neither Haibara nor Nanami had seen Chihori in action before. Judging by her appearance, they still thought of Suguru's older sister as a fragile girl in need of protection.

Suguru had introduced her that way, too:
"My sister's always been sickly. She needs to be taken care of. And don't forget to remind her to take her meds."

At the time, Satoru Gojo—who had also been present—leaned back, then leaned back further, and finally stroked his chin and said, "Next time we do hand-to-hand training, let Chihori-chan guide Nanamin and Haibara~"

Haibara & Nanami: "?"

Was this supposed to be hostage rescue training with a fragile civilian?

System: [Fragile civilian who can eat ten first-years for breakfast.]

Now, in response to Haibara's concern, Chihori smiled. "I'm fine."

She reached into her crossbody bag and pulled out a garlic bulb, a small Puff-shroom, a Sun-shroom, and finally dug out a stack of band-aids. "The road can get dangerous. Take these with you."

Nanami looked down at the human-faced plants. Haibara cheerfully accepted them. "Wow, thank you, Chihori-neesan!"

Chihori said, "All the applications for these plants are saved in our school's public email folder. You can log in and check them. Of course, you might even discover new ways to use them."

Haibara's eyes sparkled with motivation as he looked up with his big dark eyes. "We'll do our best!"

Kento Nanami (world-weary): Please don't.

Trying to shift the topic, Nanami said, "So, for this trip, we're going to scout suitable piglet suppliers and feed brands. Then what?"

As he said it, Nanami instantly regretted steering the conversation back to piglets—but then relaxed a little.

—Thank god the person he was talking to right now was Chihori and not Satoru Gojo. A delicate, beautiful, silver-haired girl should give a normal, logical answer.

System: [Nanamin, the most unhinged one here is Chihori!!]

Chihori responded lightly, "Yup, just a simple little investigation is good enough."

She gave a small cough. "Of course, if possible, it'd be great if you could bring back one or two piglets with you. Shoko just finished isolating a small amount of harmless sun essence and smile essence."

Nanami: ...What do piglets have to do with experiments?

Chihori blinked and gave him a bright smile.
"—Then, you'll get to see the Glow-in-the-Dark Angel Smile Pig!"

Nanami: "?"

Shoko nodded and calmly added, "Piglets with smiles on their faces, glowing like the sun."

Nanami: "???"

Nanami: What kind of sanity-draining nightmare is this?!

Glow-in-the-Dark Angel Smile Pigs—
Are they the kind of pigs that make your vision go black the moment you see them, like you're dying and meeting angels?!

Chihori (rose in mouth): [A carefully prepared gift for the higher-ups getting ready to raise pigs.]

System: [Are they trying to launch the higher-ups straight to heaven or what——!!]

Two weeks later, Kento Nanami and Yu Haibara returned from a mission. Chihori Geto, who lived at Jujutsu High, went out to greet them.

Haibara excitedly handed over his notebook, which was packed full of notes on piglet supply and feed inspection during their trip.

Nanami stood expressionless beside him, listening to his friend talk enthusiastically about what they saw and learned. At the very end, he quietly pulled a garlic, a puff-shroom, and a sun-shroom out of his backpack.

"Thanks," he said.

"You didn't use them?" Chihori looked a little surprised, seeing the three items come back untouched.

Nanami replied, "No, I used them. I started by using the sun-shroom to collect enough sunlight, then duplicated it. I kept a backup set to make sure I'd still be able to return them to you after the mission, no matter how they were used."

Meticulous. Responsible. Reliable.

Entrepreneur Chihori Geto: This kind of talent can't be missed! Once Comrade Nanami decides to step into the workforce, I'm recruiting him into our Dog Cocky Cat Company so he can shine bright! (starts scheming.jpg)

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