The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 82

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Haibara handed the notebook to Chihori, then suddenly remembered something and said, "Oh right, the piglet you wanted—this time..."

"Where is it?" Chihori's eyes lit up as she glanced back and forth between the two, spotting only a medium-sized opaque tote in Nanami's hand. "In there?"

Nanami set the bag down on the ground and calmly said, "We picked out one piglet. It was in a pig cage at first."

Chihori: "Where's the pig cage?"

Nanami: "Inside a cursed spirit's stomach."

Chihori: "?"

Nanami: "Unfortunately, the piglet got swallowed by a cursed spirit."

Even though Nanami said it with a hint of regret, his face didn't show the slightest trace of it.

System: [...because now they didn't have to carry a pig around in a cage the whole way back!]

Haibara stepped in to explain, "On the way back, we had already picked out a piglet. But not long after Nanami started carrying it in the cage, we took a shortcut through a narrow path and got ambushed by a cursed spirit.

"It wasn't a high-level spirit, but it was super fast and good at hiding. Before either of us could react, it snatched the piglet—cage and all—and swallowed it."

Nanami continued, "We immediately took action. First thing we did was trap the cursed spirit and throw in some garlic from the public item stash—the kind that induces vomiting. After that..."

"After that, with a blast of rainbow colors, the cursed spirit barfed up the piglet," Haibara paused here, hesitating a little. "But for some reason—maybe because we overdid it with the garlic—uh, it was a panic moment, and we ended up throwing in all three garlics that the sun-shroom had produced."

"Anyway, that piglet... its appearance changed a little."

Nanami cleared his throat. "It might've been more than a little." He lowered his head. "After the cage got destroyed, luckily the piglet passed out and stayed still, so I just carried it back in this tote bag."

He rested his hand on the bag. Through the half-open zipper, a bit of color could be seen inside.

Chihori, whose curiosity had already been piqued halfway through the story, now focused all her attention on the tote bag. "What kind of change? Did it mutate?"

Nanami: "...Probably."

He pulled the zipper all the way open—

A burst of dazzling rainbow colors exploded into view!

"Whoa," Chihori stared, eyes wide with joy. "It's a rainbow-colored piglet—!!"

The little piglet in front of them had completely transformed, its skin now a stunning rainbow. It had officially evolved into a Rainbow Pig!

Nanami still made sure to add his analysis, "Garlic has the function of turning vomit into a rainbow. Maybe since we threw in too much at once, the piglet was also identified as part of the cursed spirit's 'vomit' and got dyed rainbow."

Haibara froze for two seconds before saying, "Describing it that way... really kills the appetite."

Chihori patted Haibara on the shoulder. "As long as you don't bring up the process, it's just a beautiful Rainbow Pig! Same as eating junk food—don't think about how it's made, just enjoy how good it tastes!"

Haibara: "...That comparison might be accurate, but there's no way I can eat it!!"

"Don't worry, we still need to do more research on it," Chihori said, looking down at the Rainbow Piglet. "We've got basic humanitarian values and business ethics to uphold. The animal's own safety, human safety after eating it, and even sustainability—all of that still needs to be verified and tested in the lab."

The silver-haired girl nodded. "We're a business with a conscience, doing honest work. Eventually we'll extract the 'rainbow compound,' so it won't have to be created through cursed spirit 'vomit' anymore."

Kento Nanami: Still, the mental damage is already done.jpg

Kento Nanami, a man of principle, didn't bow to bizarre creatures. He looked perfectly calm on the surface as he said, "Please make sure I'm informed about any updates on this rainbow pig before it hits the market."

Chihori: "Eh? You want to support the launch?"

Nanami: "No. I want to avoid it with precision."

System: [Nanami, why are you out here speaking such brutal truths!]

In the end, the rainbow piglet totally caught the attention of the Jujutsu High SaShiSu.

As a member of the Divine Pig Cult (yes, Shoko had joined this group too), they all had high hopes for this piglet with protagonist potential.

In the days that followed, Shoko began guiding Chihori hands-on. Chihori slowly picked up a bunch of new lab skills and eventually could work seamlessly with Shoko, as well as lead her own research.

System alert: [Big crisis. This is a big crisis!!]

The two became lab regulars, spending most of their time inside doing research on plants and piglets.

Thanks to their tireless effort, they managed to extract something else from a Wall-nut—the Rebellious Essence.

System: [???]

System shook and screamed internally, [What even IS that?! The stuff they're extracting is getting more and more ridiculous!!]

Chihori: [Trust in the power of chaotic comedy manga! — Basically, we extracted the expression compound from a Wall-nut. Once injected, we can raise piglets with Wall-nut expressions! =w=]

The system tried to imagine it. The system failed.

The system crashed for a moment.

Peeling a Wall-nut's face off and sticking it on a cute piglet? That was seriously messed up!

Chihori: Messed up? That's exactly the point. (rose in mouth)

"We've now successfully raised a Smiley Sunshine Angel Pig, a Lucky Rainbow Fairy Pig, and a Cold, Rebellious Cool Dude Pig."

Chihori glanced at her notebook, eyes lighting up. "We've got the classic shonen trio complete!"

System: [???] Are you trying to turn this into a collectible series?!

Chihori nodded. "Perfect. Now we can kick off the piggies' magical adventure."

Shoko lit a cigarette and gave her approval. "These piglets won't stay under wraps for long. Jujutsu High doesn't have many places where we can raise pigs. We'll need to hand them over to their real caretakers soon."

Nearby, Satoru Gojo, who was teasing a piglet with a corn cob, turned around when he heard them and said, "That's right! Time to show the higher-ups what we've got—perfect timing, they're calling us in for a meeting this weekend anyway."

This sudden meeting invited (or rather, demanded the presence of) Masamichi Yaga, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, and Shoko Ieiri.

But they never said family couldn't tag along, so of course Chihori planned to go with them too.

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