The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 87

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"Our agreement only mentioned 'raising pigs'... what comes after that isn't really your concern, is it?"
One bearded elder spoke slowly, eyes half-lidded with arrogance.

Chihori: "Okay then. Here's an example."

She immediately summoned a Squash and raised it high before slamming it down on the bearded Rotten Orange's head!

The other higher-ups were all shocked:
"You dare break the agreement and attack Nakajima?! Aren't you afraid of the backlash—"

Chihori: "I didn't break anything."
The silver-haired girl blinked. "I didn't attack."

The Squash on the ground vanished, and Chihori bent down to pick up an A4-sized piece of paper from the floor.
Her voice was sweet: "See? Mr. Nakajima's perfectly fine."

Higher-ups: "."
—You call being squashed into a sheet of paper fine?!
Wait, how does this not count as breaking the agreement?!

At her side, Suguru gave a polite smile and offered an explanation:
"The Squash's paper-doll feature isn't an offensive move. It's non-damaging. Doesn't count as breaking the agreement."

Higher-ups: ...This is just insane.

Chihori picked up the paper-doll version of Higher-Up Nakajima, gave it a little shake, and said,
"I'll be checking in often on how you're raising the pigs. The entire process needs to be digitally monitored in real time.
It must be safe, green, humane—full of loving care for the piglets.
Use standard feed, follow strict veterinary dr*g regulations, and clean up manure and waste promptly."

Rotten Oranges: "."

Chihori: "Otherwise, you'll only be able to serve as piggy blankets in your paper-doll forms."

The Rotten Oranges stiffened, expressions darkening. "You...!"

Chihori went on, "All profits must be transparently managed. A fixed amount of money must be handed over every month. If you can't meet the quota, you'll have to make up the rest yourself—or put up something else as collateral."

One of the Rotten Oranges couldn't help but protest, "This is way too much!"

Chihori gave a dazzling smile. "I'm a big-time capitalist, after all."

Chihori: [Big-time capitalist mode: Rotten Oranges only.jpg]

System (tactical lean-back): [What is this—precision-level exploitation?!]

Satoru clapped from the side in support. "Chihori-chan said it from the start—don't underestimate working adults."

Rotten Oranges: "."

Trying to ease the tension, Yaga stepped forward, patted one of the higher-ups on the shoulder, and reassured him:
"No worries, I'll teach you how to catch pigs. Even old bones and stiff joints can do it."

System: [Principal Yaga, how is this easing tension?!!]

The meeting with the higher-ups ended successfully, and Rotten Orange's labor reform through pig farming officially began.

Chihori got sentimental on the spot, humming a cheerful little tune in his heart:

[The spring breeze of Rationalism blows all over the land~ the spring breeze blows all over the land~~ Everyone at Jujutsu High is really doing great~ Jujutsu High is doing great~~ This world is way too chill, the higher-ups are all acting like parents to the pigs~ waibiwai, waibibu, waibibabi waibibabuu~~]

System: [...Stop it! Quit singing, Chihori! You're gonna brainwash me!]

Chihori (thumbs up): Everyone has a bright agricultural future ahead—we'll write a glorious farming novel together!

System urged: [The spread of Rationalism hasn't succeeded yet, Comrade Chihori must keep pushing forward. Stay humble and cautious, don't forget the curse spirits are still out there.]

At the mention of curse spirits, Chihori inevitably thought of Kenjaku (Brain-Thing). Given that this guy had his eye on Chihori's little brother's body in the original story, Chihori stayed extremely wary of him.

In the original, Brain-Thing had once taken over the body of protagonist Yuji Itadori's mother. But judging from the fact that Yuji didn't seem to have much memory of his parents, Brain-Thing had probably given birth to Yuji using his mother's body, then quickly vanished and switched bodies again.

Counting by the timeline, Chihori thought, ticking his fingers, that guy should've already come out of Yuji's mom's body—just don't know where he is now.

System: [He's at a Sichuan hotpot place.]

Chihori: [...So you're cracking dad jokes now, System-chan?!]

There was a beat of silence. Then Chihori drooled with longing: Hehehe... Brain-Thing, yummy! Hehehe... tender and soft, fragrant but not greasy, dip it in sauce, toss it in the pot, what a perfect flavor!

System leaned back tactically: [I can't believe you're seriously imagining it!!]

Another pause. Chihori made a point to add: But I don't want any Brain-Thing with teeth.

System: [Kenjaku's brain survives by virtue of his teeth (?).]

After this meeting wrapped up, Jujutsu High could finally begin setting up the plant formations out in the open.

Sunflowers were, of course, still essential—but they didn't need to be planted in such massive numbers anymore. After streamlining the sunflower fields, the school planted Peashooters, Puff-shrooms, Fume-shrooms, and other plants in a well-organized layout (all of them, by the way, were outfitted with protective pumpkin heads).

Inside the protective barrier of Jujutsu High, another layer of Potato Mine traps was added. These had an illusion spell laid over them to make the area look like normal ground—so the moment an intruder stepped past the barrier, they'd be sent sky-high on the next step.

The Jujutsu High SaShiSu expressed their heartfelt thanks: Thank you, Yaga-sensei, for your passionate production of Potato Mines back in the day. You've made an outstanding contribution to the school's safety. Tears!

Masamichi Yaga: "."

【Potato Mine】

Description: One-time-use item. After planting, it takes 15 seconds to charge. It only gains its explosive skill once it surfaces from the ground. Explodes on contact with targeted explosive damage, though with a small blast radius.

Status: Cute and silly hamster-like appearance. The little buck teeth are a bonus~ Give it enough time to charge, and it'll bloom into the most beautiful potato fireworks for you—in other words, maybe don't use it in emergencies.

Note: Normally stationary. Has a 1-in-5 chance to activate [Ranger–Potato Mine] mode. In this mode, the mine doesn't pop out of the ground after charging. Instead, it reveals a glowing red handle and randomly darts around the area at high speed. Please try to avoid it.

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