The Goofy Spring Breeze Blows Everywhere, Geto's Sister is Truly Impressive Ch. 88

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That last skill note ended up being used by Principal Yaga to train students at Jujutsu High. The training module was called [Speed and Reflexes].

Basic procedure: pick a field area, toss in ten fast-moving [Ranger–Potato Mines], then throw in a few students from Jujutsu High.

Then set up a lounge chair on the side, and you could just sit back and watch the students on the field running like crazy and getting blown sky-high not long after.

System: [...How could it come to this, Principal Yaga?! Have you finally snapped under all the pressure and turned into Niohulu-Masamichi?!]

Yaga stated seriously that this was all for the students' own good—making full use of the plants' features to carry out related training.

The students, who were running and flying chaotically all over the field: "When will the cycle of revenge ever end.jpg"

But, to be fair, this training method really had improved the students' reaction speeds—and even developed in them a bit of... flying (?) ability.

—Everyone found different ways to get themselves off the ground for short periods, becoming human maglevs.

After spending some time sparring with the Potato Mines, it was suddenly time again for this year's Tokyo-Kyoto Sister School Exchange Event.

This year's event would be hosted at Tokyo Jujutsu High, so the students from Kyoto would be arriving there in advance.

Technically, these exchange events were meant for second- and third-years. But due to things like mission assignments and staffing shortages, adjustments were often made—for instance, this year's event would primarily feature first- and second-year students.

There was one more break before the event began.

Principal Yaga finally gave the students—who'd been getting chased around by [Ranger–Potato Mines] day in and day out—a break and let them go out and relax.

Suguru used this short vacation as a chance to set up a meeting with that man named Toji Fushiguro, planning to bring his sister along to meet him too.

He made a firm vow to himself: he would definitely expose this guy's true nature (or whatever it was) right in front of his sister during their conversation.

Suguru Geto: Devoted to Exposing All Scumbags.jpg

"Hey, Sister," he said with a smile to Chihori at the start of the break, "how about we meet with Mr. Fushiguro's spokesperson this week? Make it official. It's a good chance to clear up all the misunderstandings that happened at the hall during the Star Plasma Vessel mission too."

"Oh, sure," Chihori nodded and blinked. "When?"

"When would be good for you?"

"Hmm..." Chihori thought for a few seconds and answered, "Friday, Saturday, or Sunday this week would all work."

"Okay. I'll reach out to Mr. Fushiguro and settle on one of those."

Suguru pulled up the company's backup phone directory from Chihori's files. Toji was the official spokesperson for Dog Cocky Cat-Branded Corn-Silkworm-Bitter Melon Milk—though of course, he endorsed more than just that milk these days.

Recently, under Chihori's guidance, they'd launched a whole new line of experimental milks—like Onion Soybean Caterpillar Milk and Fermented Tofu Peach-Scented Ladybug Milk—all of which Toji was now also promoting.

System (mind breaking apart): [...I genuinely want to know... how the hell is this kind of milk even allowed on the market, and how has it not caused a food safety scandal yet...]

Chihori: [Have faith in the stomachs of the 2D people! Besides, these are carefully developed—flavor is meant to shock, but they're totally harmless.]

System: [You said it out loud!! You really are trying to shock people, Chihori!!]

Flipping a few pages, Suguru easily found Toji's contact info.

After thinking for a bit, he decided to keep it brief and simply sent a message: "Let's meet this Friday."

A few minutes later, Toji replied: "Busy. Not meeting."

The blunt refusal made Suguru pause, his face turning slightly grim. He typed again: "Then Saturday, or Sunday?"

Toji replied like a chatbot: "Busy. Not meeting."

Suguru: "......"

Suguru: "Payment. Hourly. Double your usual rate."

Toji: "Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?"

Suguru: ...Weren't you just saying you were busy for all of them?! The moment money's on the table, suddenly you're totally free?! (flips table)

System: [That's just how the adult world works.]

With compensation on offer, Toji was naturally happy to attend the meeting. They ended up settling on Saturday.

To avoid giving Toji any chance to prepare in advance, Suguru didn't mention who would be attending the meeting—he simply said they'd "meet."

Of course, Toji didn't ask either. He didn't seem to care.

When Satoru heard about the upcoming meeting, he cheerfully patted his best friend on the shoulder and offered, "Count me in, Suguru~!"

Suguru paused for two seconds and said, "Wouldn't that be a problem?"

Satoru replied, "Nah, I've got nothing going on this week anyway."

"No, I mean... you'll probably cause problems for me and my sister."

"Hey! Suguru! What kind of image do you have of me?!" Satoru loudly protested. He gave a thumbs-up and said, "Relax, Suguru. Who am I? I'm 100% on your side."

After thinking for a few seconds, Suguru finally nodded. "Fine. You're in."

One more person on our side adds more pressure overall, Suguru thought. Alright, let's bring Satoru along too.

He said, "When the time comes, help keep an eye on my sister."
He was referring to the upcoming meeting—he didn't want that man, Toji Fushiguro, finding any cracks in their conversation to take advantage of.

Satoru nodded brightly. "No problem~!"

Saturday.

Shopping district.

Suguru had booked a small private room in a café ahead of time. He and his sister arrived early that day.

Satoru also showed up early, wearing a blue-and-white summer shirt. With his top-tier looks and physique, he stood out no matter what he wore. Chihori happened to glance casually through the café's front window and spotted him instantly.

"Gojo-kun!" Chihori waved.

"There you are." Satoru smiled and walked over in a few long strides. "Where's Suguru?"

"He's already in the private room," Chihori replied. "I just came out to wash my hands and ran into you by chance." She smiled. "Didn't think you'd be here today too."

"Hmm..." Satoru paused, trying to remember why he was here. After a couple of quiet seconds, he smacked his left palm with his right fist. "Oh—right! I came to hang out with you today!"

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